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Administrator  Join Date: Mar 2000
Location: Land of the Easily Amused
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i updated my main page yesterday with some new text.
today, i get 13 search engine hits before 3pm.
-Devo hats
-leather gay kissing photo
-TESTICLE IMAGES (you've got to yell that one)
-gay halloween parade pics
-shirtless men
-upskirt shots
-Tiki party
-dolphins mating
-upskirt photo
-caught upskirt
-april birthday
-bosom photo
-3d bouncing breasts
moral of the story: updating your page helps your search engine ranking. and perverts wake up early too. and, i suppose, i get an idea of what kind of people are visiting my site. 
out of all of those, maybe 3 people found what they were looking for. i'll leave that up to you to guess which.
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It's funny that you get hits for 3d bouncing boobies yet my search of your site found NONE!
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They just know of your great MWSF05 pic of me and are preemptively searching for it 
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The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.
- Thomas Jefferson, 1787
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Someone's hoping that you get pleasant dreams some nights more than others?
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a solitary firefly flies at nite
into the darkness an endless flight
a million flashes of delight.
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i use movable type on my blog and have monthly archives. one month i had a post that had the word ugly, another with fat, one with women, and one with photos.
ugly, fat, women, photos. from that month onwards i get *so* many hits to my website from search engines for people searching for some variation on "photos of ugly fat women."
seriously, it's insane. i can't believe how many hits i get from them.
to each his own. if people want naked women photos, fine. photos of naked fat women, fine. but where does the ugly come into it? all i could think of is that someone was going to _surprise_ his/her friend with a _lovely_ email.
but the sheer amount of searches i get is killing that idea.
i changed the title of my page a while ago since i thought it was funny. now i think i need to change it again.
something else i noticed today is that someone on a korean forum posted a link to my website in a thread. i can't speak korean, babelfish.altavista.com did an ok job of translating. i picked out the words ie, css, firefox, and that is all i can make of it.
if anyone here speaks korean i would love if you could post a rough translation of what they are saying. and i'd love to know why they chose *my* site out of the millions out there.
a link to the thread on said korean forum
take a look at my stats page for youself
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For a while, I had two links near each other on my site. One said "Here are some pictures." The next said "My wife works at the Texas Memorial Museum."
Got lots of his for "My wife pictures."
They were probably disapointed.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. -- Jonathan Swift.
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I think this one is me.
ID: 3633
Time: 19�_Jan,�_17:47:11
Extension: United States
Hostname: h9.95.140.67.ip.alltel.net
Visits: 1
OS: Windows�_98 
Browser: Explorer�_6.0
From: search.msn.com
Search: you make me wanna la la
Now you now how I feel about you! 
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One should never stop striving for clarity of thought and precision of expression.
I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Originally posted by juanvaldes:
They just know of your great MWSF05 pic of me and are preemptively searching for it
Testicle images? 
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Originally posted by Demonhood:
i updated my main page yesterday with some new text.
today, i get 13 search engine hits before 3pm.
-Devo hats
-leather gay kissing photo
-TESTICLE IMAGES (you've got to yell that one)
-gay halloween parade pics
-shirtless men
-upskirt shots
-Tiki party
-dolphins mating
-upskirt photo
-caught upskirt
-april birthday
-bosom photo
-3d bouncing breasts
moral of the story: updating your page helps your search engine ranking. and perverts wake up early too. and, i suppose, i get an idea of what kind of people are visiting my site.
out of all of those, maybe 3 people found what they were looking for. i'll leave that up to you to guess which.
i dunno...maybe....devo hats?
mdc: "i use movable type on my blog and have monthly archives. one month i had a post that had the word ugly, another with fat, one with women, and one with photos.
ugly, fat, women, photos. from that month onwards i get *so* many hits to my website from search engines for people searching for some variation on "photos of ugly fat women."
they need to look over here mebe:
http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OYELGLG&key=YWG
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Originally posted by Demonhood:
-TESTICLE IMAGES
Well, I did start a vasectomy thread but I didn't expect everybody to start looking for the pictures!!
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http://www.mafia-designs.com
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