[kimosABE]

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/anna_benson_photos/

The above links to the good old Anna Benson, fun lovin, nekkid-body showin' wife of MLB player, pitcher Kris Benson, who a few years ago said she'd sleep with the ENTIRE NY Mets team if she ever found out Kris had cheated on her.

Well, looky, looky here...

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2012/07/19/exclusive-baseball-wives-star-anna-benson-says-husband-filed-for-divorce-kids/?intcmp=obnetwork

All she says she wants now is a place for her and Kris' 3 younguns to dwell.

I miss the sassy old Anna. Go ahead, baby, load those bases and then hit a grand salami!

Time demures us all, I guess.

[subego]

Wut?

[subego]

Wait... is this Abe?

[kimosABE]

Hi.

[Spheric Harlot]

Good god.

:fetches popcorn:

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 

Good god.
:fetches popcorn:

[andi*pandi]

I think you just made Besson's day.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

I think you just made Besson's day.

That would be a nice thing, considering all the enjoyment besson has brought me over the years.

[Dork.]

Reluctantly, Anna found that there was no possible way for any team to score if Jason Bay is in its lineup....
Hi, Abe! (If that is your real name.... )

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

Reluctantly, Anna found that there was no possible way for any team to score if Jason Bay is in its lineup....
Hi, Abe! (If that is your real name.... )

It is. And I liked your reply. Good to see you, Dork.

[besson3c]

ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE!!!

ABE IS HERE!!!

ABE!!


****ing Abe!!!


Abe is here!!!! Godamnit it's Abe!!!!1111

I thought you were dead. You aren't dead are you? You can prove you are not a zombie by not eating anybody's brains.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE ABE!!!

ABE IS HERE!!!

ABE!!


****ing Abe!!!


Abe is here!!!! Godamnit it's Abe!!!!1111

I thought you were dead. You aren't dead are you? You can prove you are not a zombie by not eating anybody's brains.

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

I've missed you besson3c!

How are you my dear Canadian transplant?

[Salty]

Besson's Canadian?

[besson3c]

Yes he is.

[subego]

I don't recall seeing a jpeg of the birth certificate.

[kimosABE]

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by subego 

I don't recall seeing a jpeg of the birth certificate.

Abe, do you think that Obama was born in the US?

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Abe, do you think that Obama was born in the US?

The question is somewhat irrelevant because he'll not be removed from the ballot or be disqualified from being re-elected due to a birther revelation. Even if definitive proof is uncoved it wouldn't be timely enough to have an effect on this Nov. 2012 referendum. I am willing to wait for definitive proof, one way or the other, though. I haven't formed an opinion on the issue.

What DOES seem possible is that he applied to Columbia University and Harvard while on a foreign student Visa. With his bad grades and stoner lifestyle it seems that would be the only way he'd have been able to qualify for those schools. However, he has managed to hide and keep concealed his school records, so we may never know the truth.

He is bad news for America.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Abe, do you think that Obama was born in the US?

What do you think?

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by kimosABE 

The question is somewhat irrelevant because he'll not be removed from the ballot or be disqualified from being re-elected due to a birther revelation. Even if definitive proof is uncoved it wouldn't be timely enough to have an effect on this Nov. 2012 referendum. I am willing to wait for definitive proof, one way or the other, though. I haven't formed an opinion on the issue.
What DOES seem possible is that he applied to Columbia University and Harvard while on a foreign student Visa. With his bad grades and stoner lifestyle it seems that would be the only way he'd have been able to qualify for those schools. However, he has managed to hide and keep concealed his school records, so we may never know the truth.
He is bad news for America.

Hehe... You're still awesome.

His bad grades and stoner lifestyle where he graduated near the top of his class at Harvard Law?

What do you mean you still don't have an opinion about whether he was born in this country, this issue has been bandied about for 209320948 months now, stop vacillating and tell us whether or not you think he was born in this country. Yes or no? We *must* know where you stand on this important issue, don't pull a John Kerry on us.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Hehe... You're still awesome.

His bad grades and stoner lifestyle where he graduated near the top of his class at Harvard Law?

What do you mean you still don't have an opinion about whether he was born in this country, this issue has been bandied about for 209320948 months now, stop vacillating and tell us whether or not you think he was born in this country. Yes or no? We *must* know where you stand on this important issue, don't pull a John Kerry on us.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Show me ANYTHING he wrote while at Harvard. Especially seeing as how he was Pres. of the law review. In fact, one of his classmates said he doesn't remember B.O. being there at all. And he asked some of his fellow classmates if THEY'D remembered seeing 'Obabaloney.'

None had.

And why do I need to express an opinion on something which has yet to be determined? Do you really want a premature proclamation from me???

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by kimosABE 

Hahahahahahahaha!
Show me ANYTHING he wrote while at Harvard. Especially seeing as how he was Pres. of the law review. In fact, one of his classmates said he doesn't remember B.O. being there at all. And he asked some of his fellow classmates if THEY'D remembered seeing 'Obabaloney.'
None had.
And why do I need to express an opinion on something which has yet to be determined? Do you really want a premature proclamation from me???

Okay then, to keep things in perspective, what was George W. Bush's schooling and drug background like?

That you think that this issue is yet to be determined is actually what I was looking for. You're still old school Abe, which means that I'm soon going to hit 40,000 posts here drinking you up!

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Okay then, to keep things in perspective, what was George W. Bush's schooling and drug background like?

That you think that this issue is yet to be determined is actually what I was looking for. You're still old school Abe, which means that I'm soon going to hit 40,000 posts here drinking you up!

We all know about W. EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT W, WE KNOW IT!

What questions do we have about W or his past?

None.

BTW, Conan O. is on right now and told a joke resulting from a news report that one of the Olympians had a boner while on the victory stand. Conan said the 'winner' replied that it wasn't really a boner. 'I was simply standing at attention during the national anthem.'

Anywaaay...

We have more than a few unanswered questions about BO.

And that should NOT be the case.

Our 1st Amendment is terrific. But when the media fails us the way they did during the 2008 campaign it shows us that we have already suffered from the election of BO in that our media has the same credibility as Mid-Eastern media enjoys.

Most ME media is government controlled and they will lie if it suits their political purposes.

That's why most Arabs and Persians and others from the region disbelieve any and all news reports. And now, thanks to BO, no one has faith in our media.

If they will lose their precious objectivity so completely as to shill for Obama, then we have him to thank for leading us down an ugly, ugly path.

Obama must be defeated if the America we all know and love is to survive.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by kimosABE 

We all know about W. EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT W, WE KNOW I
What questions do we have about W or his past?
None.
BTW, Conan O. is on right now and told a joke resulting from a news report that one of the Olympians had a boner while on the victory stand. Conan said the 'winner' replied that it wasn't really a boner. 'I was simply standing at attention during the national anthem.'

Obama has apparently been eating the wrong hot dogs, been doing everything wrong, and been at fault for everything for 4-5 years now or however long it has been. If you are not satisfied with his birth certificates that have been released you will never be satisfied with any non-damaging information that has been or ever will be released about him.

Do you think that Obama is a secret Muslim?

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Obama has apparently been eating the wrong hot dogs, been doing everything wrong, and been at fault for everything for 4-5 years now or however long it has been. If you are not satisfied with his birth certificates that have been released you will never be satisfied with any non-damaging information that has been or ever will be released about him.

Do you think that Obama is a secret Muslim?

As POTUS BO would have access to some pretty damn skilled document people who could make it look like he was Queen of England if he wanted to. And Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio says his investigators say BO's birth certificate is "fraudulent."

http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-arpaio-obama-birth-certificate-fraudulent-20120718,0,596040.story

And, I USED to think BO was a secret Muslim. But he's even dangerouser than that.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by kimosABE 

As POTUS BO would have access to some pretty damn skilled document people who could make it look like he was Queen of England if he wanted to. And Maricopa County, AZ Sheriff Joe Arpaio says his investigators say BO's birth certificate is "fraudulent."
http://www.latimes.com/news/nation/nationnow/la-na-nn-arpaio-obama-birth-certificate-fraudulent-20120718,0,596040.story
And, I USED to think BO was a secret Muslim. But he's even dangerouser than that.

So he was not born in this country, but he's not a Muslim... Is he a secret socialist?

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

So he was not born in this country, but he's not a Muslim... Is he a secret socialist? 

YES.

The Davis this excerpt refers to was Barack Obama's mentor, Communist Frank Marshall Davis, who Obama refers to in his book 24 diffent times, but when he knew he was going to run for office and was asked to read theaudiobiography for the audio book, Obama doesn't mention Davis by name once.


http://frontpagemag.com/2012/jamie-glazov/the-communist-frank-marshall-davis-the-untold-story-of-barack-obama%E2%80%99s-mentor/

Code:
 For the record, this wasn’t the only time that Davis helped accommodate Hitler. In 1940, he hooked up with one of the worst, most seditious communist fronts ever to operate in the United States: the American Peace Mobilization. That group, which in 1940 sought to keep America out of the war and from stopping Hitler because Hitler (at the time) was allied with Stalin, was organized by CPUSA and the Comintern in Chicago, which was where Davis was located. The communists who organized the “peace” mobilization sought out dupes from the Religious Left and other various “progressive” factions. They also directly recruited African Americans, claiming that the evil FDR was seeking to send black boys to their death to fight for evil Churchill and the British. This was the kind of vulgar propaganda that CPUSA regularly peddled. One of the African Americans that they targeted was Frank Marshall Davis. This was a powerful factor in bringing Davis into the Party as an eventual full member.

I must note that it was also through this group that Davis would work with Robert Taylor, who just happened to be the grandfather of Valerie Jarrett.

FP: That’s remarkable. Valerie Jarrett today is Obama’s right-hand woman in the White House.

Kengor: Yes, and it’s even more eerie than that. Frank Marshall Davis, Obama’s mentor, also worked with Vernon Jarrett in these circles. Vernon Jarrett was Valerie’s father-in-law. And it’s worse still. Davis, Obama’s mentor, also worked with Harry and David Canter, two other Chicago communists. The Canters mentored a young man named David Axelrod in Chicago in the 1970s. So, the troika that’s arguably running America today—Obama and Valerie Jarrett and David Axelrod—all have common bonds in Chicago’s communist circles from the 1940s. Their mentors knew each other.

I know this is incredible, but it’s true. You couldn’t make this up. No one would believe it. We’re being governed by ghosts from Chicago’s Communist Party glory years.

[besson3c]

Cool conspiracy.

Why doesn't Obama just release his damn birth certificate?

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Cool conspiracy.

Why doesn't Obama just release his damn birth certificate?

He released the one he wants us to see, according to some anti- Obama fans.

[Dork.]

There is a whole lot we don't know about Romney. For instance, is he a secret Unicorn?

“There has never been a conclusive DNA test proving that Mitt Romney is not a unicorn,” the group wrote last week. “And if Mitt Romney is or may be a unicorn, he is not Constitutionally qualified to be president.”

I mean, just look at that hair! It's simply not human. I know it's hiding something (like a horn, maybe?)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/mitt-romney-a-unicorn-fighting-birthers-with-their-own-ploy/2012/05/29/gJQAvNDRzU_story.html

[subego]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

I mean, just look at that hair! It's simply not human. I know it's hiding something

The family dog?

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

There is a whole lot we don't know about Romney. For instance, is he a secret Unicorn?
I mean, just look at that hair! It's simply not human. I know it's hiding something (like a horn, maybe?)
http://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/mitt-romney-a-unicorn-fighting-birthers-with-their-own-ploy/2012/05/29/gJQAvNDRzU_story.html

That's pretty funny, Dork. :-)

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by subego 

The family dog?

Pardon me for bringing up the obvious, but the dog was unable to successfully hide in Mitt's hair because the Governor keeps his locks trimmed short. Methinks the dog was caught by the Secret Service detail and was served up in the White house mess hall for B.O.'s lunch.

[besson3c]

Yeah, Obama wants to eat Romney's dog because he eats dogs all the time, amirite?

[Waragainstsleep]

You did say he was eating the wrong hot dogs.....

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Yeah, Obama wants to eat Romney's dog because he eats dogs all the time, amirite?

One Thousand Percent rite!

[besson3c]

I've always liked that you can laugh at yourself when you are at your ridiculous best.

I think I love you.

[andi*pandi]

Childish.

[besson3c]

Me childish?

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

I've always liked that you can laugh at yourself when you are at your ridiculous best.
I think I love you.

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DHq97pW5ayk0&v=Hq9 7pW5ayk0&gl=US

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

Childish.

I'd say, 'Childlike.'

A good thing, yes?

[andi*pandi]

Sometimes. Childlike wonder at something new, can really take your breath away. Childlike innocence in enjoying something that grownups don't even notice. I watched my daughter and some children play in a bubblemaker tonight. They were simply playing, revelling in the moment. That was childlike.

Sometimes childlike is not a compliment. When an adult's argument is reduced to playground taunts of the "you're a poopyhead and your father made you eat dog meat" mentality, it's sad. *

Sometimes it's painfully eyerolling. All these little petty things that people say about a candidate, that are only tangentially true, and in relation to their capability as President, irrelevant.

(btw, my comment was not towards besson, he post jumped. That rascal.)


*yes I realize that calling Romney an asshole probably falls into this category... yet it was less of an insult to him personally, and more a reason why I don't like him.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

Sometimes. Childlike wonder at something new, can really take your breath away. Childlike innocence in enjoying something that grownups don't even notice. I watched my daughter and some children play in a bubblemaker tonight. They were simply playing, revelling in the moment. That was childlike.
Sometimes childlike is not a compliment. When an adult's argument is reduced to playground taunts of the "you're a poopyhead and your father made you eat dog meat" mentality, it's sad. *
Sometimes it's painfully eyerolling. All these little petty things that people say about a candidate, that are only tangentially true, and in relation to their capability as President, irrelevant.
(btw, my comment was not towards besson, he post jumped. That rascal.)
*yes I realize that calling Romney an asshole probably falls into this category... yet it was less of an insult to him personally, and more a reason why I don't like him.

That was a quality post, andi*pandi!

[Wiskedjak]

Originally Posted by andi*pandi 

All these little petty things that people say about a candidate, that are only tangentially true, and in relation to their capability as President, irrelevant.

Sure, but what can you do when the candidates are virtually identical in every *meaningful* way? At that point, all you have are the petty things.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by Wiskedjak 

Sure, but what can you do when the candidates are virtually identical in every *meaningful* way? At that point, all you have are the petty things.

They AREN'T the same. Not by a long shot! I thought surely you would know better than to even suggest such a thing.

The new film that's in theaters now, "2016: Obama’s America" suggests this about Barack Obama: "Love him. Hate him. You don't know him."

[Wiskedjak]

Originally Posted by kimosABE 

They AREN'T the same. Not by a long shot! I thought surely you would know better than to even suggest such a thing.
The new film that's in theaters now, "2016: Obama’s America" suggests this about Barack Obama: "Love him. Hate him. You don't know him."

Sure, sure. There's plenty of little differences that everyone likes to obsess about just to believe that they're on the right side, but, when push comes to shove, almost all politicians are 99% the same.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by Wiskedjak 

Sure, sure. There's plenty of little differences that everyone likes to obsess about just to believe that they're on the right side, but, when push comes to shove, almost all politicians are 99% the same.

I was about to lambaste you for not even bothering to read what I linked to. Then I realized I couldn't criticize you for not reading it because I neglected to post the link.

Hahahahaha!

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by kimosABE 

I was about to lambaste you for not even bothering to read what I linked to. Then I realized I couldn't criticize you for not reading it because I neglected to post the link.
Hahahahaha!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Classic MacNN blooper!

You are a joy.

[kimosABE]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Classic MacNN blooper!

You are a joy.

No, YOU are a joy!

[besson3c]

kuuv: what does that have to do with our conversation here? Really man, I think you need to pay more attention.