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It's Like You Want Me To
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subego
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May 22, 2016, 12:55 AM
 
     
OreoCookie
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May 22, 2016, 06:03 AM
 
Don't. Push. The. Red. Button.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
     
turtle777
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May 22, 2016, 04:58 PM
 
Don't "push" the red "button".

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Ham Sandwich
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May 22, 2016, 09:01 PM
 
But it doesn't say:

1. Do not kick.
2. Do not yell.
3. Do not use the bell.
4. Do not set on fire.
5. Do not throw eggs at it.
6. Do not smash the window.
7. Do not send the ice cream man.
8. Do not re-broadcast my front door on live TV.
     
subego  (op)
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May 23, 2016, 12:11 PM
 
You forgot the underlines.
     
Cap'n Tightpants
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May 23, 2016, 01:47 PM
 
Maybe it was mid-day freaky time? When you have kids you have to get it when you can.
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subego  (op)
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May 23, 2016, 02:41 PM
 
Not answering is an option, no?

I loved that brief moment when I first realized unless the knock is followed by "it's the police", I don't have to answer the ****er if I don't feel like it.
     
Cap'n Tightpants
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May 23, 2016, 04:33 PM
 
That can kill your mojo, though, having someone incessantly knocking. Didn't you do the sock on the doorknob thing in college?
"I have a dream, that my four little children will one day live in a
nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin,
but by the content of their character." - M.L.King Jr
     
subego  (op)
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May 24, 2016, 08:06 AM
 
Life finds a way.
     
subego  (op)
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May 25, 2016, 08:33 AM
 
This is only tangentially related, but what's the point of having a yellow bearcow in your front yard if you're not open to drunk kids trying to ride it?

     
Laminar
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May 25, 2016, 09:03 AM
 
Looks like a midget giraffe.
     
subego  (op)
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May 25, 2016, 09:10 AM
 
I'm almost positive there are hippo genes involved.
     
Cap'n Tightpants
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May 25, 2016, 09:37 AM
 
Looks like a setup for a Filthy Frank video.
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but by the content of their character." - M.L.King Jr
     
Ham Sandwich
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May 26, 2016, 08:41 PM
 
Looks like the slot for the quarters needs cleaning.
     
Cap'n Tightpants
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May 26, 2016, 09:55 PM
 
That's for quarters? Uh oh.
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subego  (op)
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May 26, 2016, 10:27 PM
 
First it's Quarters, then Beer Pong... next thing you know it's ride'em cowboy!
     
   
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