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besson3c
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Dec 3, 2011, 09:50 PM
 
Before we get this thread underway, allow me to point out that this thread is not breaking any rules, not so long as the rule about other members does not mention anything about their pets.

Unfortunately, we don't know much about Doofy's cat, so we'll have to speculate for now...

I bet that it is one of these kind:

( Last edited by besson3c; Dec 3, 2011 at 11:01 PM. )
     
Doofy
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Dec 3, 2011, 10:59 PM
 
Which cat? I currently have three of them.
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 3, 2011, 11:03 PM
 
The one you like to allude to but never talk directly about, giving it quite the air of mystique.

You tell us.
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 3, 2011, 11:08 PM
 
Don't you think of holding back on details either, you son of a bitch.
     
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Dec 4, 2011, 12:15 AM
 
Currently, the back of my right hand looks like it was sewn together by Dr Frankenstein.
It's a chick magnet. Seriously.
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That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 4, 2011, 12:22 AM
 
Did your cat claw up your hand? That's bad ass!
     
Lateralus
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Dec 4, 2011, 12:25 AM
 
I heard it was a fight, and that Doofy lost.
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Please de-liv-er
     
Doofy
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Dec 4, 2011, 12:34 AM
 
I got my ass hand kicked!
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besson3c  (op)
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Dec 4, 2011, 12:48 AM
 
What is the name of this cat that you talk about? I take it your other two cats are loser cats since you don't mention them much, I don't care about loser cats, but I want to know more about the escapades of this one cat...

Does this cat like rock and roll?
     
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Dec 4, 2011, 12:50 AM
 
Cat Fights With Doofy Video

 
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 4, 2011, 01:14 AM
 
Heheh, yeah, that's Doofy all right...
     
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That was a lesson that the kid should have learned later on in life. NEVER hit a pussy in the mouth, or else you'll get your butt kicked.
     
besson3c  (op)
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bump
     
ghporter
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Dec 6, 2011, 07:52 AM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
bump
Seriously? I think the cat has decided to nap somewhere else, besson, so maybe it's time to let it nap.

Glenn -----OTR/L, MOT, Tx
     
Lateralus
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Dec 6, 2011, 02:24 PM
 
Somebody should sprinkle cat nip on Doofy and video tape the aftermath.
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turtle777
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Dec 6, 2011, 03:41 PM
 
unbump.

Damn, didn't work

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besson3c  (op)
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Dec 6, 2011, 05:32 PM
 
Originally Posted by ghporter View Post
Seriously? I think the cat has decided to nap somewhere else, besson, so maybe it's time to let it nap.

Heheh, I hadn't thought about Doofy's cat taking a little nap. How cute! Where are your cat's favorite napping places, Doofy?
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 6, 2011, 06:28 PM
 
Doofy, you are starting to piss me off. Why won't you tell us anything about your goddamn cat? You are ruining my Christmas holidays.
     
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Dec 6, 2011, 06:40 PM
 
Now it's getting to the point that he's enjoying your discomfort more than he'd enjoy showing off his cats. I can't see how you're going to get any satisfaction out of this.
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
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turtle777
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Dec 6, 2011, 07:03 PM
 
Merry Pissmas to you, Besson

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Waragainstsleep
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Dec 6, 2011, 08:09 PM
 
Wait, you're on christmas holidays already?
I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 6, 2011, 08:56 PM
 
I'm self employed, so my Christmas holidays are whenever they want to be, and I was enjoying some ****ing egg nog and thinking about holiday cheer when I realized that Doofy is just being stubborn and is not going to tell us anything about his cats. It really pissed me off, because Christmas is supposed to be a time of giving and frankensense and missletoe and oversized gingerbread houses and crap, yet Doofy obviously didn't get that memo.

Then again, if Bin Laden were still alive he wouldn't be thinking about those things either.
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 6, 2011, 08:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by turtle777 View Post
Merry Pissmas to you, Besson

-t

I think you and BadKosh need to have a word-playoff...

He'd take your "Pissmas" and raise you an Owe-bama!
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Dec 6, 2011, 09:21 PM
 
First it's poop threads, now it's pussy threads. make up your mind on which hole you like better besson.
     
jmiddel
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Dec 6, 2011, 10:26 PM
 
Doofy, your reluctance to produce the felines is causing all sorts of Freudian free associations. Would some human catnip help you loosen your photographic sphincters so we can all see the loveable beasties cavorting around their LED lit catnip mice?
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 6, 2011, 10:55 PM
 
Asking for some pictures seems like a pipe dream at this point. How about some basics, like the one interesting cat's ****ing name, where it likes to nap, what it likes to do, how it plays, and basic stuff like that?
     
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Dec 6, 2011, 11:00 PM
 
I like chicken
I like liver
Meow Mix, Meow Mix
Please de-liv-er
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 6, 2011, 11:11 PM
 
Lateralus: if Doofy doesn't start sharing, would you be cool with issuing him infractions?
     
Lateralus
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Dec 6, 2011, 11:19 PM
 
I don't usually do infractions - just lots of Ban Hammer.

I could probably make an exception though.
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besson3c  (op)
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Dec 6, 2011, 11:26 PM
 
Originally Posted by Lateralus View Post
I don't usually do infractions - just lots of Ban Hammer.

I could probably make an exception though.

That would be good. Maybe after a few infractions the notifications could start calling him an asshole?
     
Lateralus
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Dec 6, 2011, 11:27 PM
 
Perhaps. Infractions are very versatile in the wrong hands. I'll give him until tomorrow night.
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besson3c  (op)
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I think you are a great moderator!
     
turtle777
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How's your ass-kissing skills coming along, Besson ?

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besson3c  (op)
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Dec 7, 2011, 03:32 PM
 
The clock is ticking Doofy...
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 7, 2011, 10:58 PM
 
Lateralus: it is tomorrow night now. What's the plan?
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 8, 2011, 02:46 AM
 
Lateralus? His time has expired.
     
Lateralus
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Dec 8, 2011, 03:49 AM
 
Sorry, night shift.

Done.
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besson3c  (op)
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Dec 8, 2011, 04:17 AM
 
Originally Posted by Lateralus View Post
Sorry, night shift.

Done.

Thanks!
     
Doofy
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Dec 8, 2011, 11:15 AM
 
And so Lateralus shows us just how he likes to abuse power. He just gave me an infraction for *not* engaging with Besson in this idiotic thread.
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besson3c  (op)
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Dec 8, 2011, 03:47 PM
 
I would request that Lateralus be given an infraction if he were to *not* infract you for engaging with me in this worthwhile thread.

Maybe you should just come out with some details about your one cat?
     
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Dec 8, 2011, 04:44 PM
 
"My Cat's name is Mittens" - Ralph Wiggum
What, me worry?
     
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Dec 8, 2011, 04:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Maybe you should just come out with some details about your one cat?
I believe the proper protocol is for you to post pictures of your cat first. Quid pro quo, Clarisse.
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 8, 2011, 05:12 PM
 
Originally Posted by andi*pandi View Post
I believe the proper protocol is for you to post pictures of your cat first. Quid pro quo, Clarisse.
Okay. I don't like cats enough to want to turn this thread into a posting of random people's cat pictures, I'm only interested in Doofy's one cat, but here's that kitten that adopted us.


     
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Dec 8, 2011, 08:27 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Okay. I don't like cats enough to want to turn this thread into a posting of random people's cat pictures, I'm only interested in Doofy's one cat, but here's that kitten that adopted us.


And it drives a Fortwo too, that's doubly adorable!
What, me worry?
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 8, 2011, 08:47 PM
 
Lateralus: what now? Almost another 24 hours have elapsed. Infraction #2?
     
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Dec 8, 2011, 11:06 PM
 
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
     
besson3c  (op)
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Dec 9, 2011, 04:44 PM
 
Lateralus?

Sorry to be so persistent, but this is my time of need.
     
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Dec 9, 2011, 06:00 PM
 
Hey besson3c, how is your kitten these days? Is it still going to AA meetings?
     
 
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