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Have you ever pooped your pants?
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Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult? Was it in a public place? What happened? Was it embarrassing? Was it in front of somebody you wanted to impress? What did you do about it?
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So far today, he's covered feces and self-gratification. I'm wondering what else he has up his sleeve...
But yes, I've sharted a time or two. It happens when people try to "slip one out," and don't appropriately gauge the sensations they're receiving from their bowels. Once it happened in mid-stride, so I just turned around without missing a beat, got in my car, and went home. The difficulty was driving 10 miles home without actually sitting down in my seat. I just stayed raised up about 6".
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Heh, who hasn't. You know, you're watching tv, too lazy to get up... I kid.
But yes, I was sick and should've been in bed. I was crossing the street and right in mid cross, bam! (or whatever sound poop makes)
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Originally Posted by osiris 
But yes, I was sick and should've been in bed. I was crossing the street and right in mid cross, bam! (or whatever sound poop makes)
Did you freeze?
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As a practical joke, i once pooped in someone else's pants.
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I’ve had few bad poos’ in my day.
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Everyone has. It's more a question of what age.
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It's funny how the OP didn't answer the question himself and went straight to asking us 
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Did you freeze?
Yes - during that pristine moment of profound realization... in the intersection of St. Marks place and 1st.
Everyone laughed.
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Once I had, as the first sign of trouble, an "expedited" visit to the restroom at work. It turned out that I was barely in time, and after an extended time on the porcelain, I got myself sent home. I was sick for a couple of days with what turned out to be some sort of food poisoning. That is NOT an experience I want to repeat, either the overall experience, or the rush to the bathroom that gave me the first indication I had a problem.
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Not since i was a kid.... but ive been close on a few occasions!!
I think its time for besson to confess about his pant soiling history!!
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Come to think of it, my dad did this earlier this week. He stopped, stared at my mom, and said, "I've just done a very childish thing," keeping a straight face the whole time.
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Threads like this drive me away from MacNN. I am sure I am not the only one.
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I don't even want to start.
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Originally Posted by paul w
Everyone has. It's more a question of what age.
heh, very true. But as far as I can remember I have yet to. Can't speak about my childhood or my future senile ages.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Come to think of it, my dad did this earlier this week. He stopped, stared at my mom, and said, "I've just done a very childish thing," keeping a straight face the whole time.
Your dad posts poop threads on MacNN?
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If you don't want to be eaten, stop acting like food
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I must have excellent control of my bowels or something, because I've never pooped my pants as an adult. I really hate the feeling of having to go when you are in the car and you sort of have these waves of intense pressure that come and go, those aren't cool. However, they've never resulted in an eruption of Mount Besson3c's Butt.
It is really interested hearing from all of you though. I've always wondered about this, but I've never found the appropriate time to bring this up.
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My dad would die if he perused 10 random threads from the 'NN.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I must have excellent control of my bowels or something, because I've never pooped my pants as an adult. I really hate the feeling of having to go when you are in the car and you sort of have these waves of intense pressure that come and go, those aren't cool. However, they've never resulted in an eruption of Mount Besson3c's Butt.
It is really interested hearing from all of you thought. I've always wondered about this, but I've never found the appropriate time to bring this up.
That's because there isn't an appropriate time to bring this up...
But that doesn't stop 90% of the threads from being posted here anyways. What took you so long?
Also, it usually doesn't happen when you feel rumblings and groanings. It happens when you think you're "okay," and you decide it's safe to let one fly under the radar, and then there's that millisecond where the realization hits you, but it's far too late to do anything about it...
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
That's because there isn't an appropriate time to bring this up...
But that doesn't stop 90% of the threads from being posted here anyways. What took you so long?
Also, it usually doesn't happen when you feel rumblings and groanings. It happens when you think you're "okay," and you decide it's safe to let one fly under the radar, and then there's that millisecond where the realization hits you, but it's far too late to do anything about it...
When would the appropriate time be? I waited all morning until the afternoon started! 
I guess I've had little squirts before, but I was thinking more along the lines of flat out solid poop when I wrote my original post... Like, turds in your underpants.
Thanks for making me clarify this though, I can see now how it would be unclear.
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
As a practical joke, i once pooped in someone else's pants.
Hehe! That's absolutely awesome! How did you manage to pull that off? Did you tap him on the shoulder so that he was looking the other way? Did he laugh at the joke? Was it a girl or a guy?
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Ill admit I pooped my pants once.. I was driving home Houghton MI.. i just got on the seney stretch on m-28 in the UP and its like 30 miles of nothing, no gas stations or anything. and i had to poop and i couldnt hold it and whoopsydoodle.. i got to the state forest campground found a shower and my change of clothes and found out that you shouldnt hold it when you know your going on a stretch of road with nothing. cuz the **** starts flowing
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Once, when I couldn't make it to the kitchen floor in time.
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Moonmonkey: I tried to post this to your prune thread, but it wouldn't let me...
So, what food would you eat if you wanted the opposite effect of the runs (i.e. sturdier, thicker, hearty turds)?
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Are you working for the NSA / FBI / CIA or any government affiliated agency, any company or charity private or public, of any country / state / principality / dictatorship / federation / group, either directly or indirectly Besson3c?
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mattyb: does a state University count?
Trust me, I'm not a narc or something... This isn't some ploy to get you in trouble with the authorities, this is just for the greater good. As it turns out, this thread has become a bit of a confessional, so not only is it completely fascinating, but it is also spiritually cleansing.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult? Was it in a public place? What happened? Was it embarrassing? Was it in front of somebody you wanted to impress? What did you do about it?
Your post is most excellent... for me to POOP on!
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
Also, it usually doesn't happen when you feel rumblings and groanings. It happens when you think you're "okay," and you decide it's safe to let one fly under the radar, and then there's that millisecond where the realization hits you, but it's far too late to do anything about it...
Also, known as "The Gambler"
I haven't though, guess I have excellent sphincter reaction time.
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Originally Posted by sek929
I have excellent sphincter reaction time.
*passes out from all the obscene jokes running through head*
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Originally Posted by sek929
I haven't though, guess I have excellent sphincter reaction time.
I know some people, well they're officially human anyway, that would like to meet you.
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gentlemen, rest your sphincters.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Hehe! That's absolutely awesome! How did you manage to pull that off? Did you tap him on the shoulder so that he was looking the other way? Did he laugh at the joke? Was it a girl or a guy?
I was wearing his pants.
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This thread has me scared to relax my own.
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Originally Posted by BlueSky
I was wearing his pants.
Ahhh... so it probably went something like this then?
BlueSky: hey [insert buddy's name here], I don't have any pants to wear, can I borrow one of yours? It looks like we are the same size...
Buddy: Sure, I've got some slacks here that you can borrow... Here, try these on, I'll cover my eyes!
BlueSky: Ahhh... great fit! I like these pants... And.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhggghhhh.... I just pooped them! Ha ha ha! I got you bad! What are you going to do? I just pooped your nice pants!
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Thank god for threads like this that keep me away from Macnn for a few hours to get some studying done. Feel free to resume the good stuff once I am done with the MPRE on Friday.
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54
This thread has me scared to relax my own.
I'm oddly gassy today, and wouldn't you know it, I happen to be contact with human beings for a change.
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About 3-4 hours after eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I have the worst smelling farts I could imagine. Which sucks because I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
I'm oddly gassy today, and wouldn't you know it, I happen to be contact with human beings for a change.
Gassy? That's putting it softly, I'd say.
I think you need a high colonic, maybe we all do.
Now that would be an interesting thread.
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth
I'm oddly gassy today, and wouldn't you know it, I happen to be contact with human beings for a change.
Perhaps they're related.
Attempt no "Gamblers" today.
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Had a good dose of food poisoning last night (still suffering the effects from it), but no accidents yet. Although I'm about to hop onto a flight, and I'm not sure how that will impact my already-enraged gastrointestinal system.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
About 3-4 hours after eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, I have the worst smelling farts I could imagine. Which sucks because I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Really?
I probably don't notice my own. I usually eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch at about 11:00 PM, 3-4 nights per week.
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Originally Posted by osiris
Gassy? That's putting it softly, I'd say.
I think you need a high colonic, maybe we all do.
Now that would be an interesting thread.
I'm a fan of butterscotch enemas.
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