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Lindsay Lohan Arrested (yes, again) (Page 2)
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Originally Posted by besson3c 
Why do you guys care about this stuff anyway? I've never understood this.
And you've never accepted the fact that you never will.
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Originally Posted by starman
I assume she didn't make it on The Tonight Show?
“You know, we had Lindsay Lohan booked for our show tonight, but apparently she was ALREADY ‘booked.’ I thought our competition was Letterman and Nightline, but it turns out its Cops and America’s Most Wanted.”
-Jay Leno
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Originally Posted by Big Mac
She has a lot of demons, including the fact that she's a Ginger.
Now you've crossed the line! [spits at your feet]
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
“You know, we had Lindsay Lohan booked for our show tonight, but apparently she was ALREADY ‘booked.’ I thought our competition was Letterman and Nightline, but it turns out its Cops and America’s Most Wanted.”
-Jay Leno
hah! That joke alone was worth more than what the entire interview with Lohan would have been.
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especially worthy as jay leno usually can't tell a joke to save his life.
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So, I hope she goes to jail.
That way we can have 10 more threads about her. Not
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Originally Posted by nredman
I wouldn't throw her out of bed.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
Is this a joke? Cuz if it is, I don't get it.
“I don’t want people to get the wrong idea about our facility,” said Brookes. “It’s not like it’s an open bar or anything. The patients have to pay for their own drinks. I want to make sure everyone is clear on that point.”
“I’m just kind of stunned by all of this,” said Promises bartender Bob Srekam. “I’ve served a lot of amazing celebrities over the years. Lindsay was great. I made her a drink all the time called the ‘Britney Spears.’ It’s mixture of Ketel One vodka, ethanol, and Grey Goose vodka.”
“I’m really upset with how Lindsay has conducted herself with this latest arrest,” said Brookes. “We have two intense classes at our rehab facility that teaches our patients techniques on how to walk a straight line and touch their noses while drunk. It’s very embarassing to see one of our ex-patients perform so poorly after being arrested for drunk driving.”
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Definitely a joke, but I still don't get it.
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Originally Posted by Eug
Is this a joke? Cuz if it is, I don't get it.
It's making fun of Promises because all the celebrities go there and don't come out any better.
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"Instead of either 'multi-talented' or 'multitalented' use 'bisexual'."
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Originally Posted by nredman
Who is the chick behind her with her legs spread?
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A dude.
You like dude legs.
Gross.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
A dude.
You like dude legs.
Gross.
I guess you hadn't heard the lesbian rumors. And yes, I love dude legs.
Wanna go out back and make out?
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I know she wrote love letters to a female DJ. Doesn't mean any pair of legs in a picture is a girl, though.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Who is the chick behind her with her legs spread?
I only see one leg. Maybe a prosthetic?
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
I know she wrote love letters to a female DJ. Doesn't mean any pair of legs in a picture is a girl, though.
Your ignoring more proposal why? 
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I don't want to break your heart.
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Oh ... you wont be touching that.
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Someone want to open the windows?
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Trying to listen in? You little vixen!
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No. This section of the tubes is getting a bit steamy.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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The whole night has been explained in an interview with friends she was with during all of this. She sounds more pathetic than ever before.
Lindsay: "I Wasn't Driving, the Black Kid Was" - TMZ.com
According to the group, Lindsay suddenly jumped in the driver's seat of the Denali, started the engine and began driving -- chasing the assistant's car. Ronnie says he was so fearful, he jumped out of the vehicle as it accelerated. Just as he hit the ground, he says Lindsay ran over his foot and just kept going.
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Originally Posted by Lava Lamp Freak
**** me how many laws did she break?
1. Driving with a suspended license
2. Driving under the influence
3. Carjacking
4. Kidnap and hostage
5. Hit and run
6. Reckless driving
7. Driving in circles around another car on the highway
8. Speeding
9. Possession of class A narcotics
10. Denying a police officer's request to take a breathalyzer test
Anything else?
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Originally Posted by Obi Wan's Ghost
Anything else?
11. Stupidity
A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.
Yep.
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celebrities are such annoying attention whores. a bit like poltergeists: if you pretend you don't notice them they will only get louder. most of them are just big children who can't deal with their hyped up lives.
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Heh. The woman who called sounds like a complete idiot too.
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