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Gossamer · Jan 26, 2007, 03:34 PM

Ah hahaha!

YouTube

Kerrigan · Jan 26, 2007, 03:38 PM

Hahaha, classic.

Kevin · Jan 26, 2007, 03:42 PM

The cat in the cat cleaner is funnier.

Velocity211 · Jan 26, 2007, 04:24 PM

lol, i thought it was real for the first half.

Zarqawi's Eye · Jan 26, 2007, 04:26 PM

That was the lamest video ever.
We need lounge thread ratings so bad.

sek929 · Jan 26, 2007, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Zarqawi's Eye

That was the lamest video ever.
We need lounge thread ratings so bad.

I give you a zero.

Gossamer · Jan 26, 2007, 04:42 PM

The troll doesn't like my thread.

Kevin · Jan 26, 2007, 04:42 PM

YouTube - Kitty Washing Machine

brassplayersrock² · Jan 26, 2007, 05:57 PM

when i first read the thread title i thought it said soldiers on drugs

Railroader · Jan 26, 2007, 08:00 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

YouTube - Kitty Washing Machine

The spider video made me chuckle, but the cat wash video made me laugh so hard my wife come from downstairs to make sure I was OK.

I think anyone that puts their cat through that should be put through it was well. HOLY cow that looks crazy.

Kevin · Jan 26, 2007, 08:22 PM

Yeah I had tears in my eyes laughing. Poor kitty.

ghporter · Jan 26, 2007, 09:03 PM

Somebody is going to have to be VERY careful around kitty for a LONG time! Bad move, guy!

Eynstyn · Jan 26, 2007, 09:11 PM

What came to mind when I read the thread title.

White Punks on Dope

Eriamjh · Jan 27, 2007, 12:48 AM

For more information about Crack Spider's Bitch...

Classic.

Rev-O · Jan 27, 2007, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

YouTube - Kitty Washing Machine

Absolutely hilarious

Jawbone54 · Jan 27, 2007, 01:03 AM

Ahhhhh Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!

climber · Jan 27, 2007, 02:35 AM

I thought the spider clip was priceless.

KeyLimePi · Jan 27, 2007, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

YouTube - Kitty Washing Machine

I have no love of cats, and even I thought that was cruel.

Jan 27, 2007, 10:39 AM

Hopefully, everyone who puts their cat in there gets kicked in the nuts or vag a couple of dozen times in rapid sucession.

Mastrap · Jan 27, 2007, 10:42 AM

So an animal freaking out fearing of it's life is funny? You guys sure have a strange sense of humor.

centerchannel68 · Jan 27, 2007, 11:15 AM

It's ****ing water. Good christ some of you cat people are freaks. OMG POOR KITTY DOESNT LIKE WATER OMG ABUSE!

Jesus. Grow a pair.

Eynstyn · 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by screamingFit

Hopefully, everyone who puts their cat in there gets kicked in the nuts or vag a couple of dozen times in rapid sucession.

IT IS A PET BATHING DEVICE.

My cat looked like that when I put him in my VW Beetle one day and he wasn't used to being in a car.

The cat's reaction was more than likely caused by the novelty of the experience than the unpleasantness. Usually people who love animals are not going to spend a ton of money on a device to torture them.

Please, less Emo Phillips and more Mr. Spock, hmm kay?

More scenes of "torture."

YouTube - Cat FREAKS Out

YouTube - Cat Freaks Out!

YouTube - cat freak out

YouTube - Cat Freaks Out

YouTube - Psycho Cat

"In the nuts or vag a couple of dozen times in rapid sucession."

Eynstyn · Jan 27, 2007, 12:08 PM

And here's one that should make everyone smile.

YouTube - funny cats

TheoCryst · Jan 27, 2007, 02:34 PM

Holy crap, I almost fell out of my chair laughing at the cat washing machine!

Railroader · Jan 27, 2007, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

So an animal freaking out fearing of it's life is funny? You guys sure have a strange sense of humor.

While I was laughing I actually felt extremely uncomfortable. I abhor what they did to the cat, but it for some reason made me laugh. Nervous laughter maybe.

But I get where you are coming from.

Buckaroo · 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

It's ****ing water. Good christ some of you cat people are freaks. OMG POOR KITTY DOESNT LIKE WATER OMG ABUSE!

Jesus. Grow a pair.

I agree. I like cats, and the cat must be difficult to clean by hand.

Now if they stuck the cat in a tumble dryer, that would be out of line.

turtle777 · Jan 27, 2007, 03:25 PM

Nice.

-t

Eynstyn · Jan 27, 2007, 04:27 PM

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Pet Spa

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The pet is placed looking through the window so that the water doesn't go directly into the eyes.

If the door is opened during the washing or drying cycle, the cabin's safety features automatically stop the process.

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Jawbone54 · Jan 27, 2007, 04:35 PM

KiD T0RTURE!!!1!

turtle777 · Jan 27, 2007, 04:39 PM

I would use one for my turtles

-t

skalie · Jan 27, 2007, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock

when i first read the thread title i thought it said soldiers on drugs

soldiers on drugs

Eynstyn · Jan 27, 2007, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by skalie

soldiers on drugs

Pretty funny. The American soldiers' attempt to march reminded me of Bill Murray in "Stripes."

The British soldiers' attempt to function but abandoning the effort in a fit of laughter reminded me of me.

Mastrap · Jan 27, 2007, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

It's ****ing water. Good christ some of you cat people are freaks. OMG POOR KITTY DOESNT LIKE WATER OMG ABUSE!

Jesus. Grow a pair.

The difference between you and the cat is that the cat doesn't know that everything will be ok. You can clearly see that the animal is terrified.

Think about it this way: You get abducted by aliens, put in a box and probes begin to poke at you. Now as far as the alien is concerned this is perfectly harmless (we assume he's a benevolent guy) but you'd still be crapping yourself.

brassplayersrock² · Jan 27, 2007, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by skalie

soldiers on drugs

OMG thank you

Jawbone54 · Jan 27, 2007, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by skalie

soldiers on drugs

Freakin' hilarious.

Kerrigan · Jan 27, 2007, 11:43 PM

YouTube - Cat trips balls.

This is so ****ed up, when I was straight I watched it and it was funny, then I got amped and I was like hollllly **** what is wrong with that cat

turtle777 · Jan 27, 2007, 11:47 PM

-t

Eynstyn · Jan 28, 2007, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

The difference between you and the cat is that the cat doesn't know that everything will be ok. You can clearly see that the animal is terrified.

Think about it this way: You get abducted by aliens, put in a box and probes begin to poke at you. Now as far as the alien is concerned this is perfectly harmless (we assume he's a benevolent guy) but you'd still be crapping yourself.

If you ever had to bathe him manually consider that from the cat's perspective.

Giant human. Bathtub that surrounds him that is taller than he is. Full of water. Stinging chemicals.

You must be trying to kill him. Call the police.

Eynstyn · Jan 28, 2007, 02:38 AM

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

YouTube - Cat trips balls.

This is so ****ed up, when I was straight I watched it and it was funny, then I got amped and I was like hollllly **** what is wrong with that cat

They are scratching his back just behind his tail and it feels really good to him I think.

brassplayersrock² · Jan 28, 2007, 05:46 PM

and in other spider news: Xinhua - English

OreoCookie · Jan 28, 2007, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by skalie

soldiers on drugs

`… one of the soldiers was climbing a tree to feed the birds.' That one had me rolling on the floor.

centerchannel68 · Jan 28, 2007, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

The difference between you and the cat is that the cat doesn't know that everything will be ok. You can clearly see that the animal is terrified.

Think about it this way: You get abducted by aliens, put in a box and probes begin to poke at you. Now as far as the alien is concerned this is perfectly harmless (we assume he's a benevolent guy) but you'd still be crapping yourself.

OMG THATS TOTALLY THE SAME THING! Except not.

Guess what? Sometimes when I run the vacuum my dog gets scared, because it doesn't understan that the vacuum makes all that noise ot clean the floor. Sometimes she jumps on the couch to try to get away from it. Gee, I guess I'm an animal abuser then.

Mastrap · Jan 28, 2007, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

OMG THATS TOTALLY THE SAME THING! Except not.

Guess what? Sometimes when I run the vacuum my dog gets scared, because it doesn't understan that the vacuum makes all that noise ot clean the floor. Sometimes she jumps on the couch to try to get away from it. Gee, I guess I'm an animal abuser then.

Take a chill pill, Rob. Do you really need to piss everybody off all of the time?

centerchannel68 · Jan 28, 2007, 08:55 PM

No. I just don't see how getting a cat wet is animal abuse. If I spray my dog with a hose, or try to dry it with a hair dryer, is that abuse just because it doesn't know what I'm doing? No. I just don't get cat people, on many levels.

Eynstyn · Jan 28, 2007, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by Mastrap

Take a chill pill, Rob. Do you really need to piss everybody off all of the time?

Have you ever heard of a malady, Vincent's Syndrome? Those who suffer from it believe this world was never meant for those as beautiful as they.

I don't think he is trying to piss anyone off.

andi*pandi · Jan 28, 2007, 10:32 PM

no one said washing a cat was abuse. While washing in a tub, you control the water and soap, keep it out of the eyes and ears, talk to the cat, soothe it, try to build trust. Trapping it in a box with water going everywhere so it freaks out entirely, that's just waiting for kitty aneuryism.

It's a rare cat who loves the water, but you can at least get them to resign themselves and think, "oh well, when this is over I get a treat."

OwlBoy · Jan 28, 2007, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by centerchannel68

No. I just don't see how getting a cat wet is animal abuse. If I spray my dog with a hose, or try to dry it with a hair dryer, is that abuse just because it doesn't know what I'm doing? No. I just don't get cat people, on many levels.

Its not just getting it wet, its putting it in a warm, noisy box where it can't see out very well, AND getting it wet.

-Owl

Atomic Rooster · Jan 28, 2007, 11:28 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

YouTube - Kitty Washing Machine

Perfect thread derail.

Eynstyn · Jan 29, 2007, 12:27 AM

Originally Posted by andi*pandi

no one said washing a cat was abuse. While washing in a tub, you control the water and soap, keep it out of the eyes and ears, talk to the cat, soothe it, try to build trust. Trapping it in a box with water going everywhere so it freaks out entirely, that's just waiting for kitty aneuryism.

It's a rare cat who loves the water, but you can at least get them to resign themselves and think, "oh well, when this is over I get a treat."

Not the first time.

But it's interesting that you think the cat understands you when you promise him treats.

Gossamer · Jan 29, 2007, 12:32 AM

Over time it will learn that treats follow a bath. Obviously she's not insinuating that her cat has learned English.