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Sep 22, 2006, 04:35 PM
 
short she poses for trophies

Post your best yo momma jokes.
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 04:37 PM
 
Yo momma is so dumb,
she can't spell I.Q.
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Sep 22, 2006, 04:56 PM
 
Yo momma is so poor she can't even pay attention.
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 04:58 PM
 
..she was real popular in 1992 when this **** was remotely amusing.

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Sep 22, 2006, 05:27 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
..she was real popular in 1992 when this **** was remotely amusing.
LOL

-t
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 05:31 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dark Helmet
..she was real popular in 1992 when this **** was remotely amusing.

And so, in your honor...

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 05:52 PM
 
Yo momma's p____ is so nasty they made people eat it on Fear Factor.

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Sep 22, 2006, 08:32 PM
 
Yo momma so old she remember's Central Park when it was just a plant.
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 09:16 PM
 
she's so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon.
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 09:18 PM
 
is so fat she doesn't get cold... she congeals
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 09:20 PM
 
Originally Posted by exca1ibur
Yo momma so old she remember's Central Park when it was just a plant.
That's a good one. Never head it before.
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Sep 22, 2006, 09:38 PM
 
Yo momma is so old that she saw the passion of the christ live
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Sep 22, 2006, 09:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by Velocity211
Yo momma is so old that she saw the passion of the christ live


another winner!
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Sep 22, 2006, 10:31 PM
 
yo momma is so fat, shes the one the creator used as a model for the planets
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 10:43 PM
 
Yo mama is so stupid, that it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Sep 22, 2006, 10:47 PM
 
Yo momma so stupid she thinks Judo is what they use to make bagels.
     
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Sep 22, 2006, 11:35 PM
 
Yo momma so nasty she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.
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Sep 23, 2006, 12:06 AM
 
Yo momma is so fat, small children running past her get stuck in her gravitational pull.
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 12:44 AM
 
Yo momma’s so stupid she jumped off a cliff because she thought her maxi pads had wings.
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Sep 23, 2006, 12:49 AM
 
Yo momma so fat they have to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 12:49 AM
 
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 10 lbs of crack!
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 01:03 AM
 
Ya'all idiot wasting times on the net but I still will marry Yo momma
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 01:03 AM
 
Ahhhhhhhhhhh Muhahahahahahah!!!!!!!

^ to big-cs post,

not the tasteless post maxx did
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 01:03 AM
 
Yo mamma is so fat, she wore a Malcolm X t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her!
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 01:21 AM
 
Yo mama's so hairy, it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock!
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 01:26 AM
 
yo mamas so fat, a walrus didnae know which fold to insert in during mating season
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 02:57 AM
 
Yo mama so fat she's got high blood pressure, high cholesterol, diabetes and heart disease.


And the bitch is ugly, too.
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 07:45 AM
 
^^^ Dude, WTF ?

IBL.

-t
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 07:47 AM
 
zro - You're obviously not from "de hood."

     
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Sep 23, 2006, 10:37 AM
 
Originally Posted by Cody Dawg
zro - You're obviously not from "de hood."
LOL.

Da hood !

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Sep 23, 2006, 10:47 AM
 
I'm not from "da hood" or "de hood" either, obviously.

     
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Sep 23, 2006, 11:20 AM
 
What?? It's funny! You've obviously never listened to a Richard Pryor album.

Ok, ok. Lousy traditionalists...


Yo mama so fat when she sits on the couch it gets stuck in her butt crack.
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 03:16 PM
 
yo mama so fat that when she's on a cruise near the earths poles, they seem smaller
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 05:39 PM
 
Yo mamma so fat that when I took her to the empire state building, planes starting attack her. (Thanks Rodney Dangerfield)
( Last edited by Ghoser777; Sep 23, 2006 at 06:19 PM. )
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 05:57 PM
 
yo mama's so fat, when she poops it looks like two pigs fightin over a milk dud!

(okay, that's my last one)
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 06:19 PM
 
She's so fat, she's got more chins than China town. (Thanks Weird Al)
     
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Sep 23, 2006, 07:38 PM
 
yo momma's so fat, that people jog around her for excercise
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Sep 23, 2006, 10:24 PM
 
Yo momma's so stupid, she thought innuendo was an italian supository.
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Sep 23, 2006, 10:32 PM
 
Your momma is so fat, when she bent over your friends say "That aint no moon, that be a space station!"
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 02:52 AM
 
Yo mama so dumb she brought a pencil to a blood test!
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 03:54 AM
 
Yo momma is so fat - she needs to eat with a really long fork.
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Sep 24, 2006, 09:48 AM
 
Velocity211

yo momma's so fat, that people jog around her for excercise
THAT was the best one yet.

     
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Sep 24, 2006, 11:18 AM
 
Yo momma's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 11:37 AM
 
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 02:45 PM
 
Originally Posted by osiris
Yo momma is so fat - she needs to eat with a really long fork.

Welcome to Peppers.Com!



back on topic:
yo mommas so fat that when she got liposuction, the worlds starvation crissis stopped
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 02:48 PM
 
Your mother is so fat, umm.. she should loose weight.
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 02:52 PM
 
Yo mama so fat, she gets cut and bleeds gravy!
Me Fail English? That's Unpossible!

R.W.
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 02:53 PM
 
A for effort Busemann
     
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Sep 24, 2006, 03:50 PM
 
yo momma's booty is so big, she leaves skid marks on the ground.
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Sep 24, 2006, 04:02 PM
 
yo mamma is so bald, I can see what she's thinking.
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