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ThinkInsane
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Mar 21, 2010, 04:49 PM
 

"Brewed from genuine douche-water, so you know it's good!"

Whatcha got kids?

Oh, and what does the winner of the contest get? The satisfaction of knowing you made fun of people that would buy such an abomination.
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Mar 21, 2010, 05:02 PM
 
"Feel the Tiger Fire!"

It makes me think of a urinary infection and what beer can do to the sufferer...

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Mar 21, 2010, 05:47 PM
 
Just googled that and found that the EUROPEAN version is brewed by the Waldhaus Brewery.

Which is a damned good brewery.

Of course, why anybody should buy Ed Hardy beer here, where Waldhaus can be had probably as easliy (and more cheaply), is a mystery.

And why this has no bearing on Ed Hardy beer in the States, which probably *is* brewed from douche-water, is another.
     
ThinkInsane  (op)
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Mar 21, 2010, 06:31 PM
 
It looks like the US version is brewed by Tecate. One review described it as "fizzy and tasteless, except it's actually kind of flat". Just like the people that it's marketed towards. I'm sure it will be a big hit at the jersey Shore.
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Mar 21, 2010, 06:32 PM
 
Originally Posted by ThinkInsane View Post
“Because the beer’s almost as good as the tiger drawing”
     
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Mar 21, 2010, 06:43 PM
 
Beer for Cats

For that special cat, who doesn't get into enough trouble.
Your cat will feel like a big cat in no time.
     
Oisín
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Mar 21, 2010, 06:47 PM
 
Originally Posted by reader50 View Post
Beer for Cats

For that special cat, who doesn't get into enough trouble.
Your cat will fell like a big cat in no time.
Fell?

That’s like … suicide beer.
     
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Mar 21, 2010, 06:49 PM
 
Proofreading service is fast around here.
     
Oisín
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Mar 21, 2010, 06:55 PM
 
I liked the original better.
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:10 AM
 
Taste like flaming pussy.
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Mar 22, 2010, 01:15 AM
 
Originally Posted by ThinkInsane View Post

"Brewed from genuine douche-water, so you know it's good!"

Whatcha got kids?

Oh, and what does the winner of the contest get? The satisfaction of knowing you made fun of people that would buy such an abomination.
"Real Douche Water- because the only reason women need a douche is to rid dead semen."
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:09 PM
 

Brewed to Purrrfection!
or
Obey the Kitty!
or
Finally, a Beer for Furries
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Beer by Christian Audlgier, Graphic Design by my Nephew
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:15 PM
 
"ED HARDY. By Christian Audigier. Two names. One beer. Just like a cat."

Any good?

or

"Made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good." (blatant rip-off)

"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:22 PM
 
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer the one that's always next to that weird tiger beer."

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The Final Dakar
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:25 PM
 
Not that the name is completely foreign, but who the hell is Ed Hardy, other than a brand of douche bag clothing?
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:29 PM
 
Don Ed Hardy

Christian Audigier:


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sek929
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:30 PM
 
Ed Hardy beer, designed and brewed by 10 year olds.
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 12:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
Ed Hardy beer, designed and brewed by 10 year olds.
...FOR 10 year olds
     
olePigeon
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Mar 22, 2010, 01:12 PM
 
"Tiger brand beer is a real treat, even tigers prefer it to real meat."

Has to be said by two guys in a half a tiger costume.
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The Final Dakar
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Mar 22, 2010, 01:17 PM
 
I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 01:44 PM
 
Ed Hardy Beer Gives Tigers IBS
     
Oisín
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Mar 22, 2010, 02:43 PM
 
Originally Posted by The Final Dakar View Post
I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.
Yup, same here.
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 02:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by The Final Dakar View Post
I don't know why, but Ed Hardy comes off as a name for a serial killer, not some fashion line.
Or a lower-tier porn star.

"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
     
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Mar 22, 2010, 02:57 PM
 
Or Frank and Joe's little-known younger sibling.
     
ThinkInsane  (op)
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Mar 22, 2010, 03:56 PM
 
For those of you not familiar with the brand, these are the people that find Ed Hardy products socially acceptable:











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Mar 22, 2010, 05:48 PM
 


"It's better than syphilis."
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The Final Dakar
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Mar 22, 2010, 05:50 PM
 
This is like Lee Hottie, the Adult years (or whatever the **** the meme was called)
     
   
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