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Demonhood
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Sep 30, 2006, 12:53 AM
 
September 2006 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-pictures of 99 tahoe
-hypnotizing circles
-gallery 2 addons
-quote when they got in the bob sled from the movie cool runnings (oh wow)
-quote i am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter
-bachellorette party


Disappointed people:
-sweet quotes on being a mom (these people must have been really disappointed.
-impregnator haircut (time for a new barber)
-my name is steve jobs. you killed my father. prepare to die
-bad quotes about john travolta
-penis cloud
-rectal thermometers
-location of trans-dimensional portals (i'm working on it. stop pressuring me!)
-tv commercials with bouncing breasts
     
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Oct 10, 2006, 08:06 PM
 
ha. #1 on google for 'crowd boos john mayer'

if he's at macworld again in january, that might become a reality.
     
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Oct 10, 2006, 08:13 PM
 
My blog's #1 search is for Refrigerators+ Lowes. My blog used to be the 3rd one on the list.
     
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May 31, 2007, 03:32 PM
 
May 2007 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-zombie porn (well, i do have a pic of zombies making out)
-richie tenenbaum
-photograph of a uvula
-hot shots paintballing course photos (sorta)
-david caruso sucks
-leprechaun quotes
-funny quotes from cool runnings


Disappointed people:
-testicles (over 350 people so far this month)
-body cavity search photos
-female shame
-3 inch penis
-whore island pics
-steve jobs circle jerk (oh my)
-patrick swayze
-wait a minute i am a banana
-i'm squishing your head
-me and jen being lesbians as usual
-gagging lolly
     
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May 31, 2007, 05:01 PM
 
"squirrel poop"
     
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May 31, 2007, 11:53 PM
 
Ya Know DH, if you really want some interesting search results, you'll put up the '07 MWSF pics. I know your busy with work, sloshball, and dead whales, so I'll continue to be patient

BTW: I shared your gallery with a a coworker of mine who's also a pro photographer. He says you have a way of capturing humanity that only a true photographer can.
iGeek
     
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Jun 1, 2007, 06:35 AM
 
This thread is one of the funniest I've read this year. Special thanks to your contributions, DH.
     
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Jun 1, 2007, 02:27 PM
 
glad to oblige by sharing the search queries of the freaks of the world.

and thanks for your friend's kind words mac-at-kearsarge. it means a lot.
if i wasn't taking photos all weekend i'd post those macworld shots. i'll promise to at least get started and sort thru the crap (steve jobs blinking while holding a blurry iphone) from the good (having drinks with you folks) this weekend.
     
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Oct 31, 2007, 06:21 PM
 
October 2007 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-real pictures of dead whales
-gypsy head scarf
-extreme procrastination
-trying to put right what once went wrong
-cute aim conversations
-leprechaun quotes


Disappointed people:
-testicles
-penile amputation
-love is like alcohol (well....sorta)
-cannibal isle (worst. vacation. ever.)
-puppy-choking (i need to find a way to block people like this)
-naked hockey
-bear enema
-myspace bruce willis interviews saving the animal kingdom
-nude bobsleigh club does exist (no, it really doesn't)
-hey little monkey aren t you smiling today you fill my starry skies (straight from the man in the yellow hat)
-whats it mean when a girl hangs up by saying see ya later (you're a go for second base?)
     
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Oct 31, 2007, 08:14 PM
 
Thanks for the update DH! Those are always pretty funny.
     
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Oct 31, 2007, 08:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by Demonhood View Post
puppy-choking (i need to find a way to block people like this)
Maybe it's a euphemism?
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Oct 31, 2007, 09:18 PM
 
Uhg! I got one like that recently. I think it was "stomping" and included "fetish." WTF?
     
Demonhood
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Jan 3, 2008, 03:39 PM
 
December 2007 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-macworld
-dread pirate roberts costume
-funny quotes from leprechaun 6
-fortran quotes


Disappointed people:
-testicles (still)
-transexual island vacations
-accidentally swallowed straw (because my site is almost as good as webMD for medical advice)
-cellulite knees
-you better stop squeezing me or i'm gonna poop my pants
-michael shanks pointy head (ha! take that daniel jackson!)
-eating pens
-not wearing anything below waist
     
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Jan 3, 2008, 06:33 PM
 
My site creates wallpaper murals, mainly for children's bedrooms.

A while back someone was persistantly finding us using the succinct search term

"anus"

?
     
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Jan 3, 2008, 06:41 PM
 
I wonder if adult/porn wallpaper murals would be a decent seller?
"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
     
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Jan 3, 2008, 07:16 PM
 
Originally Posted by Shaddim View Post
I wonder if adult/porn wallpaper murals would be a decent seller?
Adult/porn anything is a decent seller.
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Jan 3, 2008, 07:23 PM
 
What would someone pay for vagina and anus wallpaper? I would think you could get as much for that as you could Harry Potter.
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Mar 31, 2008, 05:06 PM
 
March 2008 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-extreme procrastination
-bootoof
-famous leprechaun quotes
-dirty quotes leave it to beaver


Disappointed people:
-image of a sad and happy demon {for their demonic drama club no doubt}
-vaginal exam photos
-mini gangbang {wait, doesn't that cancel each other out?}
-perfect strangers michael jackson fanfic {this is, quite possibly, the most disturbing one ever}
-bitchy ex wife quotes {why would you want to hear these again?}
-hockey opera
-how to make a snake with gimp string
     
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Mar 31, 2008, 05:08 PM
 
What's a bootoof ?

The mini gangbang soundslike fun
Can we have a sticky for that thread ?

-t
     
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Mar 31, 2008, 05:18 PM
 
bootoof = bluetooth ?
     
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Mar 31, 2008, 05:22 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
bootoof = bluetooth ?


-t
     
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Mar 31, 2008, 05:24 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
bootoof = bluetooth ?
correct.
ooh, i'm #1 on google for it.
     
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Aug 6, 2008, 01:56 AM
 
July 2008 roundup:

Relevant searches:
-jesus pride parade san diego (well, sorta relevant)
-mary poppins halloween costume
-quotes never invade russia in the winter
-cunilingus quotes
-upsetting quotes (definitely)


Disappointed people:
-vampire on a hike photo
-testicles
-island whore (mountain whores need not apply)
-bad man and bad girl (way to get specific buddy)
-masturbate with toothpaste
-rap neckerchief
     
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Aug 6, 2008, 09:43 AM
 
Uh.... "cunnilingus quotes?" That's interesting....

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Aug 3, 2010, 09:44 PM
 
Ancient bump (because I can).

Finally got my act together and devoted an entire site just to these search queries. If you've read this entire thread, there isn't that much new material. But otherwise, enjoy.

Crazy Search Queries
     
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Aug 4, 2010, 01:00 AM
 
Haha

-t
     
 
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