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Funniest porn line ever…(maybe)
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Now to be as delicate as possible…
So this girl has one hoohoodilly and one larger artificial hoohoodilly in her cha-cha and one artificial hoohoodilly in her whoopsidaisy all at the same time and she is making the usual noises…though sounding a bit "uncomfortable"…and in the midst of all the moaning she says "Ohhh…I shoulda finished school…"
Ok, maybe not he funniest EVER…but I laughed my ass off! 
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PM me the url to the porno? :>
My favourite was a scene line this:
Woman with messed up hair, running eye liner in a cuboard (??) on the phone screaming/crying/saying: "I'm trapped in my souuuuul"
Camera pans around to guy walking in, with schlong out and ready
Woman gets it on
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"Okay, I didn't think I would have to show you this."
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Saw a video the other day where two girls were on a blanket in the grass sharing a double ended artificial hoohoodilly and in the background you see an old woman stick her head up over the fence and yell "man, I'm calling the cops!"
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Originally Posted by Peter 
My favourite was a scene line this:
Woman with messed up hair, running eye liner in a cuboard (??) on the phone screaming/crying/saying: "I'm trapped in my souuuuul"
Camera pans around to guy walking in, with schlong out and ready
Woman gets it on
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Originally Posted by wallinbl
Saw a video the other day where two girls were on a blanket in the grass sharing a double ended artificial hoohoodilly and in the background you see an old woman stick her head up over the fence and yell "man, I'm calling the cops!"
hahaha, my friend told me about this too.
I thought the winner of funniest line past couple years was the chick who asked for
Two in the pink and one in the stink
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^were you born yesterday?
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Not exactly a line, but there's that pterodactyl thing which is pretty hilarious.
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many years ago I saw a porn blooper real. Funny as s---
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seriously, OP is winning.
please PM me the url or the name of the flick. I want to show my whore friends!
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Not exactly a line, but there's that pterodactyl thing which is pretty hilarious.
haha almost once a day I advise a hot chick to perform the pterodactyl on my friends and I.
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Originally Posted by scaught
^were you born yesterday?
Probably not, as I said past couple years.
Did you learn how to read yesterday?
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That's almost as funny as Nick Manning's "Oooh, dropping loads!!!" catch phrase.
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I have never seen a porn flick, so let me get this straight... she had a hoohoodilly *and* one larger artificial hoohoodilly in her cha-cha at the same time?? That must be a *very* loose woman. or a very small man i suppose.
Funny line though.
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Originally Posted by Peter
PM me the url to the porno? :>
Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
please PM me the url or the name of the flick. I want to show my whore friends!
Done and done.
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Originally Posted by torsoboy
I have never seen a porn flick,
What's that you say? Funny I thought you said you've never seen a porn flick but that can't be right… 
so let me get this straight... she had a hoohoodilly *and* one larger artificial hoohoodilly in her cha-cha at the same time??
Yep.
That must be a *very* loose woman.
Yep…but I've seen looser.
Think the wrong end of one of these.
or a very small man i suppose.
NOPE!
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Originally Posted by smacintush
Yep…but I've seen looser.
Think the wrong end of one of these.
Sheeshe with a cha-cha like that she wont have any problem birthing a baby when the time comes.
Seems like that would also put a damper on her private sex life... the man would feel nothing inside of her.
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Originally Posted by torsoboy
... the man would feel nothing inside of her.
Oh I disagree…her man felt plenty inside her…with both hands…
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its not a line but i once saw an out take where 2 girls were dancing in front of the cam together and the camera man like came in on the pair and went for a close up on the left hand girl and twatted her on the forehead well hard with the end of the cam lol, she was in some right pain.
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Originally Posted by crazyreaper
its not a line but i once saw an out take where 2 girls were dancing in front of the cam together and the camera man like came in on the pair and went for a close up on the left hand girl and twatted her on the forehead well hard with the end of the cam lol, she was in some right pain.
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he said ****.
twatted
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im not alowed to say twatted? nothing wrong with saying it in the uk, sorry
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t w a t is another word for a woman's cha-cha
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i know that bit, but u can also **** someone, as in hit someone.
its like u have Fanny packs (lol) which in UK a fanny means a womans private part, we call them 'bum bags'
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1989 called (and Minnesota probably), they want their fanny packs back! Seriously, something happens to tourists when they get to Florida and they all start wearing these fscking things. Often the Europeans do too, but hopefully they're just "trying" to fit in.
(updated nowadays to hip bag, or hip pack)
any way you slice it's it's extra gay!
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I think this thread needs to become a listing of all the euphemisms for a girl's coochie-pop.
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Originally Posted by crazyreaper
wha?
fanny packs=from 1989 and whatnot.
fat people from middle america wear them. (I think)
many europeans wear them(when they're vacationing in the states)
I understand they're called "hip packs" or "hip bags" nowadays.
got it?
oh, and cooter, slit, cut, hole, hallway, and of course all the dirty words.
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The first porno featured Adam and Eve, in which Adam said "Better stand back Eve, I don't know how big this thing gets."
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Originally Posted by smacintush
Now to be as delicate as possible…
So this girl has one hoohoodilly and one larger artificial hoohoodilly in her cha-cha and one artificial hoohoodilly in her whoopsidaisy all at the same time and she is making the usual noises…though sounding a bit "uncomfortable"…and in the midst of all the moaning she says "Ohhh…I shoulda finished school…"
Ok, maybe not he funniest EVER…but I laughed my ass off!
This reminded me of this bash.org quote:
schala: ... youve never had a pap smear.
schala: Let me explain
schala: they make you lay on a cold hospital bed with your legs like whee and then they shove a whoops in your wahoo and make it go zweep and then it goes weeeeeem and then they poke your weebleweebles and then you're done
danni: -Blinks.-
danni: Explain that in ENGLISH?!
schala: I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A METAL CHIP CLIP
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Originally Posted by smacintush
Now to be as delicate as possible…
So this girl has one hoohoodilly and one larger artificial hoohoodilly in her cha-cha and one artificial hoohoodilly in her whoopsidaisy all at the same time and she is making the usual noises…though sounding a bit "uncomfortable"…and in the midst of all the moaning she says "Ohhh…I shoulda finished school…"
Ok, maybe not he funniest EVER…but I laughed my ass off!
I, too, would like a link PM'ed to me if you have time. Thanks!
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there's dialogue in porn????? whaaaaa? 
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i saw a clip a few years back - this chick dropped the line "I love one in my pink and one in my stink"
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btw, i have now seen the OP's quoted masterpiece, and ha, her line is priceless!
Oh, and when he says "artificial hoohoodilly" he's referring to something about the size of the fat wiffle ball bats from back in the day.. not the skinny yellow one.. but the FAT one.. yea..
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Originally Posted by wallinbl
a double ended artificial hoohoodilly"
Best quote of the thread.
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
I think this thread needs to become a listing of all the euphemisms for a girl's coochie-pop.
Axe Wound
Mean Girls is a sweet movie
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Originally Posted by Dakarʒ
I think this thread needs to become a listing of all the euphemisms for a girl's coochie-pop.
Volvo. As in "hey honey, can I drive your volvo?".
Spam (flappy bits).
Kenneth. I had this landlord once...
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Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
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(
Last edited by IceEnclosure; Jul 9, 2007 at 06:45 PM.
Reason: just pulling the curtains closed)
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ok, can I get a PM for this clip? I gotta see it now. Thanks.
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I once walked into my friend's apartment and sitting on top of his TV was a VHS tape with the title of "Butt Detective". I gave him and his girlfriend much grief, until the girlfriend told me her favorite scene in the film...
A female "detective" walks into her angry sergeant's office. The Sergeant holds up a photo... it's an extreme closeup... of a cornhole.
"Detective, have you seen this a**hole?!
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
t w a t is another word for a woman's cha-cha
lol i was just sat at my mac now and tv was on in background and it happened to be a documentary on Scrable, it was the UK championships and someone used the word 't w a t' and it was a perfectly aceptable word, infact the guy who used it used it against an old woman which made it even better lol
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