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Just a little tip for ya'll
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Don't go touching your pee-pee after chopping up jalapeños…
 
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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Thanks for the advice...
*Cringes*
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Start a chain reaction and rub your eyes, just after touching your pee-pee, but don't scratch your bum...
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Signature depreciated.
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Administrator  Join Date: Apr 2001
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Sound advice. Onions aren't great either, but not on the same scale as jalepeños. Basically, the "private property" as well as the eyes and bum, should be touched only after EXTREMELY thorough washing with LOTS of soap and water if you've handled anything remotely irritating.
If it's any help, it will go away after a while...  The stinging, not the pee-pee. 
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Originally Posted by smacintush 
Don't go touching your pee-pee after chopping up jalapeños…
Been there. Done that. Ouch.
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MacBook 1.83Ghz Core Duo / 1GB RAM / 60GB HDD
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Thanks for that! It made my evening! Laughed my ass off...
I have definitely rubbed my eyes and picked my nose after playing with Jalapenos. No more nose hair though...Must have been a good thing...
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I'm glad my pain amuses you! 
Too bad after the burning went away I did it again…
Friends, don't handle jalapeños while drinking. Please.
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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Why were you drinking, handling jalapeños and manhandling yourself at the same time?
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Why were you drinking, handling jalapeños and manhandling yourself at the same time?
Drinking and Nachos are known to go together.
Driking and urinating are guaranteed to go together.
You do the math.
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Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -
Been there. Done that. Ouch.
What are you doing handling smac's hoohoodilly and jalapeños?
I thought you were in Australia?
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I guarantee this will enlarge your penis. Honest.
But only if you can resist running to a cold shower.
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Ow.
Use gloves. I learned my lesson the hard way, on my eyes. Thought they were going to burn out of their sockets. Soap and water don't do anything. All you can do is try to keep the area cool while waiting for the heat to dissipate.
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One of the only antidotes to pepper spray are liquid antacids. So I suppose you could cool things off with a quick dip in a bottle of Maalox. Just make sure none of your friends are around with a video camera and a youtube account.
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I'm assuming the thread title was an intentional pun?
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Originally Posted by smacintush
Don't go touching your pee-pee after chopping up jalapeños…
Having said that.. I was dating a gal that ate a lot of salsa one night after a margarita made her get "frisky"
Without going into detail (shouldn't have to) I can't say I was complaining. Different experience but in a good way.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Having said that.. I was dating a gal that ate a lot of salsa one night after a margarita made her get "frisky"
Without going into detail (shouldn't have to) I can't say I was complaining. Different experience but in a good way.
Reminds me of that very funny scene in Apocalypto.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Having said that.. I was dating a gal that ate a lot of salsa one night after a margarita made her get "frisky"
Without going into detail (shouldn't have to)
It made her want this?
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dangle in a glass of cold milk, do not offer milk to anyone.
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On my last visit to NY I remember meeting lots of "jock"-ish guys and gals who were all excited about some sort of powder that you put in your underwear for "freshness", but which also had a tingle to it, it was all slightly dodgy, but now I'm curious as to what the powder was... golden something maybe?
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Administrator Join Date: Apr 2001
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If it ain't baby powder, it AIN'T going in my underwear! Absolutely NOT! That's just asking for trouble with the plumbing!
Any "WKRP in Cincinnati" fans here? Remember the "payola" episode? Some "powders" are not what they seem... 
In any case, peppers and pepper spray have an oil as the active "hot" ingredient. Cleaning oils off of delicate skin is a soap-intensive process because most other oil combatants are almost as bad on such skin as the oil is. As noted above, do NOT allow any recording of your recovery efforts!
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