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If you were on death row, what would your last meal be?
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May 6, 2008, 10:57 PM
 
I was reading this article about a man executed today and it listed what his last meal was. I personally would eat a Filet Mignon cooked medium-rare, my Mom's rice pilaf, a nice spinach salad with a balsamic vinaigrette dressing, some good buttered-up dinner rolls and for dessert I would eat a Cookie Monster from the restaurant Cheddar's... Its basically a GIANT chocolate chip cookie that is cooked on a skillet and covered with vanilla ice cream. Oh and to drink I would have some sweet tea.
( Last edited by MacinTommy; May 7, 2008 at 06:11 PM. Reason: I can't spell...)
     
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May 6, 2008, 11:07 PM
 
I would eat some *****.
I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
     
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May 6, 2008, 11:12 PM
 
Originally Posted by Rumor View Post
I would eat some *****.
So is that another form of a ****?
     
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May 6, 2008, 11:20 PM
 
Deep fried Blue Whale strips with a side of Spotted Owl egg salad and Black Rhinoceros ribs.
     
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May 6, 2008, 11:22 PM
 
A bottle of Scotch.
     
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May 6, 2008, 11:42 PM
 
Cheeseburger.
     
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May 6, 2008, 11:49 PM
 
Double cheeseburger with bacon, swiss cheese, mushrooms, and the usual vegetables with french fries and a diet coke. Yah!!!
     
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May 6, 2008, 11:52 PM
 
Beer.
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May 7, 2008, 12:14 AM
 
Something that would make me squirt diarrhea all over the place after they throw the switch.

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May 7, 2008, 12:17 AM
 
Originally Posted by ort888 View Post
Something that would make me squirt diarrhea all over the place after they throw the switch.

FWIU, they (pretty much) force you to take something that will plug you up.
     
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May 7, 2008, 12:20 AM
 
Originally Posted by subego View Post
FWIU, they (pretty much) force you to take something that will plug you up.
A couple of sliders from Denny's will bypass anything but a physical plug.
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May 7, 2008, 01:25 AM
 
There is this Burmese restaurant in Silver Spring, Maryland (a close-in suburb of Washington, DC) that I always refer to as "the restaurant I like so much it would be my 'last meal' restaurant of choice". It is called Mandalay Restaurant and Cafe and my last meal would consist of the following.

Beverage: LaPetYay (Iced Tea)
Black tea with condensed milk and sugar
Appetizer: ThinnBawThee Thoke (Green Papaya Salad)
Shredded papaya, cabbage, and onion, tossed with Burmese dressing,
garnished with fried onion and carrots
Appetizer: Baya gyaw (Gram fritter x 4)
Yellow split peas, ginger, garlic, and cilantro blended & deep fried
Entree: WetThar MoteNyinChin Gyaw (Sauteed Pork)
Sliced pork sautéed with onion, sour mustard, and fresh cilantro
Dessert: Sticky Rice with brown sugar & coconut

Then pull the plug.
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May 7, 2008, 02:00 AM
 
A 2 lb. lobster and a 10 oz. filet mignon. Nevermind death row I want that now.
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May 7, 2008, 02:07 AM
 
WW-1 style : they should just leave me alone with a loaded revolver and a bottle of scotch
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May 7, 2008, 02:32 AM
 
The greatest game of all…MAN

Or maybe I'd already had that being on death row and all.

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May 7, 2008, 02:38 AM
 
Originally Posted by MacinTommy View Post
So is that another form of a ****?
Bacon. I would eat bacon.

No idea what you were thinking of.
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May 7, 2008, 07:54 AM
 
Pizza for me
     
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May 7, 2008, 08:33 AM
 
Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - View Post
The greatest game of all…MAN
I laughed out loud when I read that.

I'd have a little of my mom's gnochhi and a cheeseburger.
     
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May 7, 2008, 08:35 AM
 
I'd swallow a bottle of unpopped popcorn.
     
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May 7, 2008, 09:29 AM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
I'd swallow a bottle of unpopped popcorn.
lol that's what I was thinking. Nothing like human Jiffy Pop.
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May 7, 2008, 09:34 AM
 
Rice Crispy treats. And chocolate milk.
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May 7, 2008, 09:38 AM
 
Someone better bring the marshmallows.
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May 7, 2008, 03:14 PM
 
Originally Posted by IceEnclosure View Post
A 2 lb. lobster and a 10 oz. filet mignon. Nevermind death row I want that now.
You read my mind, Icy.

MMmmm, this remind me, it's been way to long since I've had lobster...

No, not that lobster sandwich bullshit, a fresh Maine Lobster with plenty of melted butter....yum!
     
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May 7, 2008, 03:38 PM
 
A little place here at PSU "R U Hungry" has a my final sandwich,
The Fat Bitch - Cheesesteak, Chicken Fingers, Mozzarella Sticks, French Fries, Lettuce, Mayo, Ketchup on a sub roll
although it might kill you before death row
     
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May 7, 2008, 03:50 PM
 
Pussy.
     
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May 7, 2008, 03:51 PM
 
I would eat my wife's chicken and rice casserole (uh-mazing), with my mom's carrot souffle, and...another portion of the chicken and rice casserole. And oh yes, a Mountain Dew.

Simple, but that's it. This thread rocks, by the way.
     
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May 7, 2008, 04:08 PM
 
Texas used to post the last meals of their executed inmates, but took the link down. Here's a site from around the country.

Here's a top 10 list. according to the site.
     
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May 7, 2008, 04:23 PM
 
Large New York style pepperoni and extra cheese pizza. Cheese Sticks. Onion Rings. Chicken Fingers. Fried Pickles. Honey mustard and ranch sauces. Beer to wash it all down (Yuengling preferred).

And for desert? A New York cheesecake with strawberry and blueberry toppings.


And if I could I'd eat that every day.

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May 7, 2008, 05:21 PM
 
Originally Posted by MacinTommy View Post
Oh and to drink I would have some sweat tea.
"sweat" tea?

My last meal would be a big piece of pastitsio (kind of like a Greek lasagna), spanachorizo (a Greek spinach pilaf), tyropita, and stuffed grape leaves, retsina wine, and a big piece of German Schwarzwälderkirschtorte (Black Forest Cherry Cake) for dessert.
     
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May 7, 2008, 05:49 PM
 
I would have colcannon with my mom's homemade rolls and some O'Mara's.
     
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May 7, 2008, 05:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by Person Man View Post
"sweat" tea? :lol
I'm an idiot.
     
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May 7, 2008, 06:14 PM
 
Originally Posted by MacinTommy View Post
I'm an idiot.


I'd say the same thing if you ordered sweet tea for your last drink.

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May 7, 2008, 06:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
I'd swallow a bottle of unpopped popcorn.
HAH, that made my night!

I would have to say a nice big juicy steak, with a baked potato. Then a tall slice of chocolate cake with a glass of milk.
     
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May 7, 2008, 06:32 PM
 
The governor's right hand, stir-fried, with a teriyaki sauce on rice.
     
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May 7, 2008, 06:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by analogika View Post
The governor's right hand, stir-fried, with a teriyaki sauce on rice.
I'm afraid that all of the governor's body parts have already been consumed by other death-row inmates

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May 7, 2008, 06:48 PM
 
Originally Posted by CollinG3G4 View Post
Double cheeseburger with bacon, swiss cheese, mushrooms, and the usual vegetables with french fries and a diet coke. Yah!!!
Hell, it's your last day. Splurge on the regular Coke.
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May 7, 2008, 06:53 PM
 
Apparently you're limited to a $20 tab now.
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May 7, 2008, 06:54 PM
 
Only federal prisoners, I think.

I wonder if it would be possible to cause the human body to explode if you had high levels of gas buildup and were electrocuted. Could possibly be the only time it would be advantageous to be lactose intolerant.
     
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May 7, 2008, 07:12 PM
 
First, I'd request Lethal Injection. Only way you should go. Then I'd pick an A2 Kobe filet mignon from Arcadia's, traditional Caesar salad, and a bottle of 1945 Mouton Rothschild.
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May 7, 2008, 07:30 PM
 
A shed load of Sushi!!!!! With a bottle of Cristal.

Also id request death by altitude induced hypoxia..... its supposed to be a real hoot!!!!
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May 7, 2008, 09:43 PM
 
I will take a Corona with lime along with my steak actually
     
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May 7, 2008, 10:26 PM
 
I'd ask for a meal that took at least 20 years to prepare. Something rare and hard to find. That would show them!
     
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May 7, 2008, 10:59 PM
 
For my last meal I want something that might give me a heart attack before they get the chance. I'd start with Fried Mozzarella and potato skins (loaded with bacon and cheese). For the main course I will go with a 14 oz Kobe fillet with a side of french fries (covered in bacon and cheese). For dessert I would go with a piece of devil's food cake with chocolate frosting (butter cream of course). All of this would be washed down with a lot of Dr Pepper.
     
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May 8, 2008, 08:30 AM
 
fish pie.
we don't have time to stop for gas
     
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Originally Posted by Peter View Post
fish pie.


That was a joke, right?
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May 8, 2008, 11:19 AM
 
I'd have two filet mignons from Ruth's Chris Steakhouse.
     
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May 8, 2008, 01:42 PM
 
How can you think of food at a time like this?

Seriously, I doubt I'd have the appetite to enjoy it, so I'd probably try go for the greasiest, saltiest meal possible, wash it down with cheap booze and hope my liver explodes or my heart bursts.
     
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Originally Posted by alligator View Post
I'd ask for a meal that took at least 20 years to prepare. Something rare and hard to find. That would show them!
Pick out an egg, then request that one become a 100-year-old Egg (Chinese delicacy.) You'll eat it when it's done.
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