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Jun 4, 2006, 09:52 PM
 
This is a feel-good thread.

Seeing those pictures makes me feel good about my own life... not having to go through it as one of them.

Now, where'd I put the bleach? I need to rinse my eyes.
     
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Jun 5, 2006, 07:39 PM
 
She has huge tracks of land.
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Jun 5, 2006, 09:58 PM
 
I think that if any of the people in those pictures were to see this thread, they'd think the entire f-in' lot of you were complete retards. Both sides. Seriously.

Oh, and, dude's teeth are photoshopped.
     
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Jun 5, 2006, 10:27 PM
 
You're gonna marry Princess Mookie, so you better get used to the idear!
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Jun 5, 2006, 10:44 PM
 
Originally Posted by memory-minus
Oh, and, dude's teeth are photoshopped.

Nope. It's all natural.
     
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Jun 5, 2006, 11:08 PM
 
yeah, he's for real, i know the guy (well, at least i've worked with the guy)
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 03:22 AM
 
who's over-achieving in that relationship?
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 09:28 AM
 
Originally Posted by brapper
who's over-achieving in that relationship?
who's the one saying "they should be lucky to be with me" ?
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 10:00 AM
 
Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
Caught this in an email with the subject "Wedding of the year..."

i used to work with this poor guy! (and nobody believes me when i say there aren't inbred hicks in NY)
If people don't believe there are no inbred hicks in NY, take them on a tour of Camden or Fulton, and that will alleviate any doubts they may have. The inbreeders there are a widely believed fact.
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Jun 6, 2006, 10:20 AM
 
Originally Posted by ThinkInsane
If people don't believe there are no inbred hicks in NY, take them on a tour of Camden or Fulton, and that will alleviate any doubts they may have. The inbreeders there are a widely believed fact.
How does a fact being widely believed make it more or less credible?
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 10:31 AM
 
Originally Posted by ThinkInsane
The inbreeders there are a widely believed fact.
I find it hard to believe that anyone would inbreed anywhere in the world. I mean gross.

Do you still need to take a blood test before getting married in the US?

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Jun 6, 2006, 10:57 AM
 
Originally Posted by Gossamer
How does a fact being widely believed make it more or less credible?
I think he meant widely accepted.
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 11:00 AM
 
Originally Posted by Gossamer
How does a fact being widely believed make it more or less credible?
Just a line I stole from Futurama

I worked for the Sheriff's Dept. that covered one of the towns I mentioned, and there were two rather large families there that didn't make much attempt to hide the fact that they got their lovin' at home. A bigger pack of repellant people I never did see.

I was taking a report from a guy we'll call... Mr. Tinglenuts.

Me: Mother's maiden name?
Mr. T: She was a Tinglenuts too.
Me: *raises eyebrow*
Mr. T: *shrugs* You know how it is with us.

Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo
I find it hard to believe that anyone would inbreed anywhere in the world. I mean gross.

Do you still need to take a blood test before getting married in the US?
I believe so, but never having been one to make such heinous mistakes (what better way to ruin a perfectly good relationship!) I couldn't say for certain. And yep, it's pretty gross.
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Jun 6, 2006, 11:07 AM
 
The blood test I took was to rule out "social diseases," not to find out whether we were related by blood.

One more vote for "gross!"

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Jun 6, 2006, 11:11 AM
 
If it's someone's right to live their own lifestyle, then it's my right to make fun of them, well at least behind their backs.

No, really... I've really been thinking about this. The only person you hurt when you make fun of someone is the person you're making fun of. It BENEFITS you (and everyone else) to make fun of people. And it works in reverse, too. But at least you get some excitement in your life instead of sitting back worried about "feelings" and other illusionary nonsense.
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 11:22 AM
 
Originally Posted by ThinkInsane
Just a line I stole from Futurama
Gotcha

Originally Posted by jamil5454
If it's someone's right to live their own lifestyle, then it's my right to make fun of them, well at least behind their backs.

No, really... I've really been thinking about this. The only person you hurt when you make fun of someone is the person you're making fun of. It BENEFITS you (and everyone else) to make fun of people. And it works in reverse, too. But at least you get some excitement in your life instead of sitting back worried about "feelings" and other illusionary nonsense.
I'm glad you're sat down and tried to rationalize making fun of people. You're saying that feelings are an illusion?
Could you list some benefits that you and other people receive when you make fun of people? I'd be interested to hear this list.
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 01:03 PM
 
She's going to crush him in his sleep, to quote that Austin Power's movie "The sheer mechanics of it are mind boggaling." Hope he can find the right fold of skin, well for her sake at least.
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 02:30 PM
 
This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who...
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Jun 6, 2006, 05:07 PM
 
Originally Posted by ambush
I wish them happiness. They do look happy

**** people who laugh about them.
Holy sh!t, I agree with Ambush... I'm going back into hiding.
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Jun 6, 2006, 05:09 PM
 
No, no! It doesn't fit my idiom! I must escape more ... *sigh* ... Dramatically!
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Jun 6, 2006, 06:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by Socially Awkward Solo
Do you still need to take a blood test before getting married in the US?
Not in NC. It might be different from state to state.
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 07:01 PM
 
Blood test? shoot my buddy didn't even get a sobriety test! poor bastard...
     
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Jun 6, 2006, 09:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by MacNStein
Holy sh!t, I agree with Ambush... I'm going back into hiding.
GET BACK HERE!!! This place needs a nice even-keeled person such as your self.

(I too agree completely with ambush. I wasn't going to bring attention to it, but it's hard not bringing attention to a wise statement from him.)
     
 
 
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