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Dakar² · Mar 29, 2007, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I have such a good ability to sense who people are

Your continued presence on these forums leads me to believe otherwise.

esXXI · Mar 29, 2007, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

See, if that were me, I would've dumped her right then and there. Better yet, I have such a good ability to sense who people are, that I would've never even gone on a date with her.

Swing and a miss.

macgeek2005 · Mar 29, 2007, 09:34 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Translation:

Originally Posted by macgeek2005
My coming out thread will be along shortly.

I couldn't care less whether you guys know when I lose my virginity.. but if you want me to make a thread I will.

brapper · Mar 29, 2007, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I couldn't care less whether you guys know when I lose my virginity.. but if you want me to make a thread I will.

Oh boy...you don't catch on quick, do you?

Chuckit · Mar 29, 2007, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

See, if that were me, I would've dumped her right then and there. Better yet, I have such a good ability to sense who people are, that I would've never even gone on a date with her.

Oh god, the irony, it burns!

brokenjago · Mar 29, 2007, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by ChuckIt

Oh god, the irony, it burns!

Man, tell me about it.

And after that oh-so-polite warning I gave him.

besson3c · Mar 29, 2007, 11:25 AM

Hey MacGeek,

Have you tried inviting chicks to check out your secret garden? You could also tell them that you have a sword in your pants, they might like that.

Dakar² · Mar 29, 2007, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Hey MacGeek,

Have you tried inviting chicks to check out your secret garden?

Whenever he does they just Babel instead of giving him a straight answer.

OldManMac · Mar 29, 2007, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by brokenjago

I highly suggest you re-read KarlG's post. Carefully.

Talk about a WHOOOSH eh?

Railroader · Mar 29, 2007, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

See, if that were me, I would've dumped her right then and there. Better yet, I have such a good ability to sense who people are, that I would've never even gone on a date with her.

This is typical macgeek2005.

Dude, you completely missed his entire post. Remember, even a fool is thought wise if he keeps his mouth closed. I suggest you not talk about something you know ZERO about.

Railroader · Mar 29, 2007, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I couldn't care less whether you guys know when I lose my virginity.. but if you want me to make a thread I will.

Steeeeeerike two!!!

macgeek2005 · Mar 29, 2007, 01:59 PM

As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.

I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.

Dakar² · Mar 29, 2007, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I could explain myself in detail,.

Only if you're masochistic.

Doofy · Mar 29, 2007, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.

I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.

Lighten up dude, we're just playin' with ya.

macgeek2005 · Mar 29, 2007, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Lighten up dude, we're just playin' with ya.

Thanks. Maybe you're just playin with me, but alot of these other people are not. Alot of people here think i'm an immature, ignorant "destined to die a virgin", loser of a being.

Chuckit · Mar 29, 2007, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.

I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.

So it bugs you, but you don't care. I see…

dcmacdaddy · Mar 29, 2007, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

As fun as it is to read this thread, it bugs me just a little bit that you guys have such a misconception of who I am.

I could explain myself in detail, and maybe shine some light on the truth, but considering that you guys are the type of people that will judge before you know, I couldn't care less whether you actually know the truth about me.

Don't worry, we *are* the type of people that "couldn't care less whether [we] actually know the truth about [you]" so we are all in agreement. But, just because we don't care enough to know the truth about you doesn't mean we don't care enough to want to stop making fun of you. So, don't feel too bad.

macgeek2005 · Mar 29, 2007, 07:00 PM

Alright in that case i'll just put up with your immaturity and continue to be amused by your comic attempts to make fun of me. Making fun of someone doesn't really work unless you have actual facts about them. Making fun of me for inviting girls into my secret garden isn't even funny, because it's simply not true.

Gossamer · Mar 29, 2007, 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Making fun of someone doesn't really work unless you have actual facts about them.

Have you ever heard of a thing called "The Media?"

macgeek2005 · Mar 29, 2007, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by Gossamer

Have you ever heard of a thing called "The Media?"

"The Media" makes you think you know stuff about me? I don't understand.

Railroader · Mar 29, 2007, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

Thanks. Maybe you're just playin with me, but alot of these other people are not. Alot of people here think i'm an immature...

Actually, arrogant and immature. You really need to reread the posts above. What the person is telling you is going way over your head.

I actually agree with you about how women should be treated. But that's not the point. No one cares what you think about that. They are focussing on your narcism and ignorance.

For someone who constantly complains that he is misunderstood, you do a very poor job of making sure you are understood. Instead you insult and dismiss.

It's too bad really. You could learn a lot if you'd really try comprehending what people are saying to you.

macgeek2005 · Mar 29, 2007, 10:13 PM

Originally Posted by Railroader

Actually, arrogant and immature. You really need to reread the posts above. What the person is telling you is going way over your head.

I actually agree with you about how women should be treated. But that's not the point. No one cares what you think about that. They are focussing on your narcism and ignorance.

For someone who constantly complains that he is misunderstood, you do a very poor job of making sure you are understood. Instead you insult and dismiss.

It's too bad really. You could learn a lot if you'd really try comprehending what people are saying to you.

I am not caught in the media at all. I don't watch TV or anything. How does The Media connect to the way I can't explain myself?

Railroader · Mar 29, 2007, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by macgeek2005

I am not caught in the media at all. I don't watch TV or anything. How does The Media connect to the way I can't explain myself?

Strike three.

Don't you think it's a little weird that no one, not a single person, is on your side here? Do you think we all put aside our SUV differences and decided to pick on teh macgeek2005?

Honestly, I don't quite get the media reference either, but you missed the message of my post above. KarlG was telling jokes. They had very little to do with you. You simply "set the stage". And yet, in your narcissism, you thought he was addressing you.

brokenjago · Mar 29, 2007, 10:46 PM

Are you guys sure this guy isn't a troll that's been in disguise this whole time? I find it very hard to believe that this stuff could go over someone's head so completely.

I dunno, I don't deal with him much.

Atomic Rooster · Mar 29, 2007, 10:58 PM

On topic.

I understand there are poisonous snakes in Africa. Wouldn't that be cheaper. Snakes like a dark place so the woman would be fairly safe. But once a guy starts to stookie his wookie in the tookie he may get a cookie.

Railroader · Mar 29, 2007, 11:28 PM

Actually, a mongoose might be more fitting for dealing with the trouser snake.

IceEnclosure · Mar 30, 2007, 12:21 AM

wow macgeek2007, you're just hard to watch in a funny way kinda like "The Office" is.

Snow-i · Mar 30, 2007, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster

On topic.

I understand there are poisonous snakes in Africa. Wouldn't that be cheaper. Snakes like a dark place so the woman would be fairly safe. But once a guy starts to stookie his wookie in the tookie he may get a cookie.

Poison snakes are the guys defense against women.

Trouser snakes are generally harmless though.

Snow-i · Mar 30, 2007, 02:15 AM

Originally Posted by Railroader

Strike three.

Don't you think it's a little weird that no one, not a single person, is on your side here? Do you think we all put aside our SUV differences and decided to pick on teh macgeek2005?

Honestly, I don't quite get the media reference either, but you missed the message of my post above. KarlG was telling jokes. They had very little to do with you. You simply "set the stage". And yet, in your narcissism, you thought he was addressing you.

To be fair and honest....he lacks no qualites that everyone else here has except experience. I'm not just talkin' hanky panky either. We were all like that at one time or another.

Gossamer · Mar 30, 2007, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by brokenjago

Are you guys sure this guy isn't a troll that's been in disguise this whole time? I find it very hard to believe that this stuff could go over someone's head so completely.

I dunno, I don't deal with him much.

He posted his myspace profile a while back.

As far as the media reference goes, I was making the point that it's entirely possible to talk about/make fun of someone without any real information.

Chuckit · Mar 30, 2007, 03:03 AM

Wow, from vagina dentata to teenage arrogance in one page.

Gossamer · Mar 30, 2007, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by Chuckit

Wow, from vagina dentata to teenage arrogance in one page.

hehehe...dentata.

MacManMikeOSX · Mar 30, 2007, 11:06 AM

Do you remember the days when we only had to worry about the teeth in their mouthes? I remember. The days when a c@ck-slap taught a lesson? I do. When boys that shagged their smokin hot teachers bragged about it? I do.

Dakar² · Mar 30, 2007, 11:08 AM

Petridge Farm does.

MacManMikeOSX · Mar 30, 2007, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Dakar²

Petridge Farm does.

Futorama has given this world so much.

Dakar² · Mar 30, 2007, 11:20 AM

Futor?

But yes, I agree.

analogue SPRINKLES · Mar 30, 2007, 11:26 AM

Every time I see this thread the title weirds me out. Considering a dude posted it and it is 99.9% dudes here I would expect: "Wowzerz.. 25 teeth clamped to your penis".

IceEnclosure · Mar 30, 2007, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by analogue SPRINKLES

Every time I see this thread the title weirds me out. Considering a dude posted it and it is 99.9% dudes here I would expect: "Wowzerz.. 25 teeth clamped to your penis".

I don't like talkin about your penis. Besides everyone would say "not my penis, I'm no rapist".
I also didn't want Salty saying something like "Thank.God.My.Penis.Is.Gay"

Gossamer · Mar 30, 2007, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

I don't like talkin about your penis. Besides everyone would say "not my penis, I'm no rapist".
I also didn't want Salty saying something like "Thank.God.My.Penis.Is.Gay"

Wow.

analogue SPRINKLES · Mar 30, 2007, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by IceEnclosure

I don't like talkin about your penis. Besides everyone would say "not my penis, I'm no rapist".
I also didn't want Salty saying something like "Thank.God.My.Penis.Is.Gay"

Well I am happy knowing you at least put some serious thought into it.