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View Poll Results: How big
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less than 3.5" 3 votes (3.61%)
3.5" to 4" 0 votes (0%)
4" to 4.5" 1 votes (1.20%)
4.5" to 5" 1 votes (1.20%)
5" to 5.5" 4 votes (4.82%)
5.5" to 6" 11 votes (13.25%)
6" to 6.5" 28 votes (33.73%)
6" to 9" 24 votes (28.92%)
9" to 24" 5 votes (6.02%)
more than 2 feet 6 votes (7.23%)
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Alright, gentlemen: how big? REDUX
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OpenStep
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:09 PM
 
Let's see how long this will last compared to 2 years ago. ANSWER HONESTLY
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:12 PM
 
My pinky is definitely < 3.5"....sorry to disappoint.
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:16 PM
 
Not playing, but IBTL.

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Jul 23, 2005, 04:22 PM
 
Who cares?

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Jul 23, 2005, 04:30 PM
 
Originally Posted by von Wrangell
Who cares?
Ever had sex?
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:31 PM
 
Um…is this flaccid or erect measurement? Hehe.
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:32 PM
 
Let me be the first to point out the incongruence between «6" to 6.5"» and «6" to 9"»
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:34 PM
 
Yep.

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Jul 23, 2005, 04:35 PM
 
Originally Posted by ManOfSteal
My pinky is definitely < 3.5"....sorry to disappoint.
This isn't a poll about pinky's is it?
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:40 PM
 
Originally Posted by andreas_g4
Ever had sex?
yes, but never with a man

And since we are mostly men(and boys) here I don't see why we should care.

And as a girlfriend(that is a friend of mine who is a girl, not the other kind. Damn limited English (skills)) of mine said: "The size doesn't matter unless it's freakishly small or freakishly big, if it's in between it's all about how you use it". And she is to try to word it in a nice way "experienced".

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Jul 23, 2005, 04:50 PM
 
Originally Posted by von Wrangell
yes, but never with a man

And since we are mostly men(and boys) here I don't see why we should care.

And as a girlfriend(that is a friend of mine who is a girl, not the other kind. Damn limited English (skills)) of mine said: "The size doesn't matter unless it's freakishly small or freakishly big, if it's in between it's all about how you use it". And she is to try to word it in a nice way "experienced".
I will not say "you nailed me" for obvious reasons, but your answer is quite smart...

And to the "The size doesn't matter" term: As true as it is, it will always sound like a lame excuse from small-sized-guys.
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 04:54 PM
 
And the size thing reminds me of this very scene from South Park: Link to QT movie, 4 MB.
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 05:09 PM
 
Originally Posted by andreas_g4
I will not say "you nailed me" for obvious reasons, but your answer is quite smart...

And to the "The size doesn't matter" term: As true as it is, it will always sound like a lame excuse from small-sized-guys.


And yes, it's true that it always sounds that way.

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Jul 23, 2005, 05:40 PM
 
I have a 10 inch penis...

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Originally Posted by sek929
I have a 10 inch penis...

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Jul 23, 2005, 05:44 PM
 
He said, "Flacid".... heh-heh...

Oy vey, I'm verclempt.

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Jul 23, 2005, 05:49 PM
 
Originally Posted by ManOfSteal
One of the more ridiculous things I've seen today.

Oh! Oh!
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 05:58 PM
 
sorry i was to specify measurement as ERECT
     
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Wait lemme check

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The gaydar is overloading right now...
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 06:50 PM
 
Woah! Woah! Woah! I'm eating I'm stoned! Stop with this crotch crap! Yuck, man! Damn, I'll never watch Office Space the same way again!
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 06:57 PM
 
Ok, who said 2 plus feet!!!!

You had better be a friggin porn star.
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 07:23 PM
 
I participated in this here, very important poll.
     
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^ Horsies can type, sometimes!

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Originally Posted by sek929
One of the more ridiculous things I've seen today.

Oh! Oh!
Thank you.

     
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Jul 23, 2005, 08:34 PM
 
So is this 'internet penis size' or actual penis size?
     
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Before I vote, Is this a public poll??

     
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Jul 23, 2005, 08:56 PM
 
Size matters. If it didn't why would there be 3 shoe sizes?
     
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Jul 23, 2005, 11:51 PM
 
Originally Posted by von Wrangell
And as a girlfriend(that is a friend of mine who is a girl, not the other kind. Damn limited English (skills)) of mine said: "The size doesn't matter unless it's freakishly small or freakishly big, if it's in between it's all about how you use it". And she is to try to word it in a nice way "experienced".
Man, chicks do know how to phrase things so you think they're telling you something, don't they? The actual information conveyed here: "Similarly sized dicks are about equal in size. Thus, if you're about the same size as another guy, you'll have to find something other than size to make yourself stand out above him."

Like, no kidding.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Man, chicks do know how to phrase things so you think they're telling you something, don't they? The actual information conveyed here: "Similarly sized dicks are about equal in size. Thus, if you're about the same size as another guy, you'll have to find something other than size to make yourself stand out above him."

Like, no kidding.
ummm, did you miss the "freakishly" part? She wasn't talking about similar size. She was talking about the 90% in between.

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Jul 24, 2005, 09:04 AM
 
7"..... no, 7.5".... no, 8"....

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Jul 24, 2005, 09:04 AM
 
Originally Posted by CreepingDeth
Size matters. If it didn't why would there be 3 shoe sizes?
Only 3 shoe sizes ?

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Why isn't there more talk about how friggin wide some chicks vaginas are?

I have met girls where you have to double check that the hymen isn't still intact the opening is so tough to fit through and THEN there are girls where there's room to slide a 2 liter coke bottle up inside. And I know its genetic because they haven't been all the way around the block yet so its definitely not from over use.

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Originally Posted by Goldfinger
Only 3 shoe sizes ?
Yeah, that one sort of puzzled me too...

I can only imagine that many Americans either wear uncomfortably large or uncomfortably small shoes...
     
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Originally Posted by Captain Obvious
Why isn't there more talk about how friggin wide some chicks vaginas are?

I have met girls where you have to double check that the hymen isn't still intact the opening is so tough to fit through and THEN there are girls where there's room to slide a 2 liter coke bottle up inside. And I know its genetic because they haven't been all the way around the block yet so its definitely not from over use.
You mean, like throwing a sausage in the gym...

Anyway, I guess there's no talking about vaginas because girls compare their breasts where we talk about our weeners.
     
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How come the options go up .5 inches then suddenly 3 inches?
     
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Yeah, that one sort of puzzled me too...

I can only imagine that many Americans either wear uncomfortably large or uncomfortably small shoes...
It wouldn't surprise me.

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Originally Posted by Captain Obvious
Why isn't there more talk about how friggin wide some chicks vaginas are?

I have met girls where you have to double check that the hymen isn't still intact the opening is so tough to fit through and THEN there are girls where there's room to slide a 2 liter coke bottle up inside. And I know its genetic because they haven't been all the way around the block yet so its definitely not from over use.
Agreed. You can hardly blame an average guy for not stimulating a girl with the Holland Tunnel between her legs. It's really odd that this never comes up in sex talk.
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Originally Posted by wolfen
Agreed. You can hardly blame an average guy for not stimulating a girl with the Holland Tunnel between her legs. It's really odd that this never comes up in sex talk.
There are other ways. This is a really lame excuse.

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Jul 24, 2005, 12:25 PM
 
A girl I knew once said her ex-boyfriend had actually used this as an insult.

Her: "You have a small dick!"

Him: "Your vagina's too big!"

I think it kind of bothered her. I was like, "Finally, a woman who's insecure about size!"
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Originally Posted by von Wrangell
There are other ways. This is a really lame excuse.
I mean with just intercourse. Get over yourself.
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Originally Posted by wolfen
I mean with just intercourse. Get over yourself.
Then say that from the beginning and calm down.

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I'm average.

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What about girth?
     
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Originally Posted by andreas_g4
And the size thing reminds me of this very scene from South Park: Link to QT movie, 4 MB.


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Originally Posted by Oisín
Yeah, that one sort of puzzled me too...

I can only imagine that many Americans either wear uncomfortably large or uncomfortably small shoes...
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Originally Posted by CreepingDeth
Yep.

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