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Alright, gentlemen: how big? REDUX
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Let's see how long this will last compared to 2 years ago. ANSWER HONESTLY
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My pinky is definitely < 3.5"....sorry to disappoint.
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Not playing, but IBTL.
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To those against whom war is made, permission is given (to fight), because they are wronged;- and verily, Allah is most powerful for their aid
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Originally Posted by von Wrangell
Who cares?
Ever had sex?
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Um…is this flaccid or erect measurement? Hehe.
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Let me be the first to point out the incongruence between «6" to 6.5"» and «6" to 9"»
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Yep.
PENIS!!
[OMG I JuST SED PENISS!!!!1!]
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Originally Posted by ManOfSteal
My pinky is definitely < 3.5"....sorry to disappoint.
This isn't a poll about pinky's is it?
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Originally Posted by andreas_g4
Ever had sex?
yes, but never with a man
And since we are mostly men(and boys) here I don't see why we should care.
And as a girlfriend(that is a friend of mine who is a girl, not the other kind. Damn limited English (skills) ) of mine said: "The size doesn't matter unless it's freakishly small or freakishly big, if it's in between it's all about how you use it". And she is to try to word it in a nice way "experienced".
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To those against whom war is made, permission is given (to fight), because they are wronged;- and verily, Allah is most powerful for their aid
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Originally Posted by von Wrangell
yes, but never with a man
And since we are mostly men(and boys) here I don't see why we should care.
And as a girlfriend(that is a friend of mine who is a girl, not the other kind. Damn limited English (skills) ) of mine said: "The size doesn't matter unless it's freakishly small or freakishly big, if it's in between it's all about how you use it". And she is to try to word it in a nice way "experienced".
I will not say "you nailed me" for obvious reasons, but your answer is quite smart...
And to the "The size doesn't matter" term: As true as it is, it will always sound like a lame excuse from small-sized-guys.
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Originally Posted by andreas_g4
I will not say "you nailed me" for obvious reasons, but your answer is quite smart...
And to the "The size doesn't matter" term: As true as it is, it will always sound like a lame excuse from small-sized-guys.
And yes, it's true that it always sounds that way.
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I have a 10 inch penis...
Around!
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Originally Posted by sek929
I have a 10 inch penis...
Around!
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He said, "Flacid".... heh-heh...
Oy vey, I'm verclempt.
Wait.
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Originally Posted by ManOfSteal
One of the more ridiculous things I've seen today.
Oh! Oh!
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sorry i was to specify measurement as ERECT
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Wait lemme check
[imghttp://www.barrierislandgraphics.com/PhotoChop/naughtytim222.jpg[/img]
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Posting Junkie
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The gaydar is overloading right now...
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Woah! Woah! Woah! I'm eating I'm stoned! Stop with this crotch crap! Yuck, man! Damn, I'll never watch Office Space the same way again!
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Ok, who said 2 plus feet!!!!
You had better be a friggin porn star.
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OMG, I didn't know horsies could type!
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I participated in this here, very important poll.
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^ Horsies can type, sometimes!
"Hello, I'm Mr Ed..."
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Originally Posted by sek929
One of the more ridiculous things I've seen today.
Oh! Oh!
Thank you.
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So is this 'internet penis size' or actual penis size?
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Before I vote, Is this a public poll??
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Size matters. If it didn't why would there be 3 shoe sizes?
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Originally Posted by von Wrangell
And as a girlfriend(that is a friend of mine who is a girl, not the other kind. Damn limited English (skills) ) of mine said: "The size doesn't matter unless it's freakishly small or freakishly big, if it's in between it's all about how you use it". And she is to try to word it in a nice way "experienced".
Man, chicks do know how to phrase things so you think they're telling you something, don't they? The actual information conveyed here: "Similarly sized dicks are about equal in size. Thus, if you're about the same size as another guy, you'll have to find something other than size to make yourself stand out above him."
Like, no kidding.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Man, chicks do know how to phrase things so you think they're telling you something, don't they? The actual information conveyed here: "Similarly sized dicks are about equal in size. Thus, if you're about the same size as another guy, you'll have to find something other than size to make yourself stand out above him."
Like, no kidding.
ummm, did you miss the "freakishly" part? She wasn't talking about similar size. She was talking about the 90% in between.
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7"..... no, 7.5".... no, 8"....
Ups! I've got to go now, something needs to be taken care off
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The gene pool needs cleaning - I'll be the chlorine.
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Originally Posted by CreepingDeth
Size matters. If it didn't why would there be 3 shoe sizes?
Only 3 shoe sizes ?
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Why isn't there more talk about how friggin wide some chicks vaginas are?
I have met girls where you have to double check that the hymen isn't still intact the opening is so tough to fit through and THEN there are girls where there's room to slide a 2 liter coke bottle up inside. And I know its genetic because they haven't been all the way around the block yet so its definitely not from over use.
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Originally Posted by Goldfinger
Only 3 shoe sizes ?
Yeah, that one sort of puzzled me too...
I can only imagine that many Americans either wear uncomfortably large or uncomfortably small shoes...
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Originally Posted by Captain Obvious
Why isn't there more talk about how friggin wide some chicks vaginas are?
I have met girls where you have to double check that the hymen isn't still intact the opening is so tough to fit through and THEN there are girls where there's room to slide a 2 liter coke bottle up inside. And I know its genetic because they haven't been all the way around the block yet so its definitely not from over use.
You mean, like throwing a sausage in the gym...
Anyway, I guess there's no talking about vaginas because girls compare their breasts where we talk about our weeners.
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How come the options go up .5 inches then suddenly 3 inches?
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Yeah, that one sort of puzzled me too...
I can only imagine that many Americans either wear uncomfortably large or uncomfortably small shoes...
It wouldn't surprise me.
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Originally Posted by Captain Obvious
Why isn't there more talk about how friggin wide some chicks vaginas are?
I have met girls where you have to double check that the hymen isn't still intact the opening is so tough to fit through and THEN there are girls where there's room to slide a 2 liter coke bottle up inside. And I know its genetic because they haven't been all the way around the block yet so its definitely not from over use.
Agreed. You can hardly blame an average guy for not stimulating a girl with the Holland Tunnel between her legs. It's really odd that this never comes up in sex talk.
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Originally Posted by wolfen
Agreed. You can hardly blame an average guy for not stimulating a girl with the Holland Tunnel between her legs. It's really odd that this never comes up in sex talk.
There are other ways. This is a really lame excuse.
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A girl I knew once said her ex-boyfriend had actually used this as an insult.
Her: "You have a small dick!"
Him: "Your vagina's too big!"
I think it kind of bothered her. I was like, "Finally, a woman who's insecure about size!"
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Originally Posted by von Wrangell
There are other ways. This is a really lame excuse.
I mean with just intercourse. Get over yourself.
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Originally Posted by wolfen
I mean with just intercourse. Get over yourself.
Then say that from the beginning and calm down.
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Real men use metrics!
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Originally Posted by andreas_g4
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"I'm for anything that gets you through the night, be it prayer, tranquilizers, or a bottle of Jack Daniel's."
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Originally Posted by Oisín
Yeah, that one sort of puzzled me too...
I can only imagine that many Americans either wear uncomfortably large or uncomfortably small shoes...
Look at my sig.
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Originally Posted by CreepingDeth
Yep.
PENIS!!
[OMG I JuST SED PENISS!!!!1!]
Are you a liberal?
IBL.
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