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Wake Me Up (A Challenge)
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Jawbone54
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Aug 5, 2008, 11:17 AM
 
I was up until 4:00 last night editing pictures, and woke up at 7:00 to come to my real job. I'm about to pass out, face-first into my MBP. Someone, please...

Wake me up. Lead me to an interesting site. Shock me. Terrify me. ANYTHING (almost)!

I don't need anything NSFW, but I need to be stunned into consciousness. Help.
     
cjrivera
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Aug 5, 2008, 11:28 AM
 
cue 2 girls-1 cup video in 3...2...1.....
"It's weird the way 'finger puppets' sounds ok as a noun..."
     
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Aug 5, 2008, 11:48 AM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Shock me. Terrify me. .
Your social security check is late!

Stuff costs more than it used to!

Young people use curse words!
     
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Aug 5, 2008, 11:48 AM
 
     
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Aug 5, 2008, 12:08 PM
 
That kid is on the escalator AGAIN!!!
     
Uncle Doof
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Aug 5, 2008, 12:19 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Wake me up.
OK.
Your wife's pregnant. With triplets.
If you don't want to be eaten, stop acting like food
     
lavar78
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Aug 5, 2008, 12:23 PM
 

Before You Go-Go

"I'm virtually bursting with adequatulence!" - Bill McNeal, NewsRadio
     
Jawbone54  (op)
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Aug 5, 2008, 01:13 PM
 
Originally Posted by Uncle Doof View Post
OK.
Your wife's pregnant. With triplets.
That just means I'm quite a man.

Broke, but quite a man.

Originally Posted by Railroader View Post
That kid is on the escalator AGAIN!!!
Booooooo..

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
Your social security check is late!

Stuff costs more than it used to!

Young people use curse words!
Saw this one coming before I even posted the thread.

Originally Posted by cjrivera View Post
cue 2 girls-1 cup video in 3...2...1.....
Not a chance.

Originally Posted by rickey939 View Post
My mind = blown.

Originally Posted by lavar78 View Post

Before You Go-Go
All that makes me think of is this:

     
Dakar the Fourth
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Aug 5, 2008, 01:15 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Saw this one coming before I even posted the thread.
You damn well have better caught the reference.
     
Luca Rescigno
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Aug 5, 2008, 01:20 PM
 

"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" *wheeze*
     
Maflynn
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Aug 5, 2008, 01:40 PM
 
Just play your iphone game, you know, the one you play while driving
     
besson3c
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Aug 5, 2008, 01:45 PM
 
Why don't you go and masterbate in the bathroom, or in your cubicle?
     
Jawbone54  (op)
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Aug 5, 2008, 01:55 PM
 
Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
You damn well have better caught the reference.
I did, I did...

Believe me when I say that I go through every one of your replies to me with a fine-tooth comb, looking for call-backs.

Originally Posted by Maflynn View Post
Just play your iphone game, you know, the one you play while driving
Can't. I drive with my left side, since...you know...I'm not allowed to use the right half up of my upper body for another 4 days.

Doc's orders.
     
Jawbone54  (op)
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Aug 5, 2008, 01:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Why don't you go and masterbate in the bathroom, or in your cubicle?
*ahem*

Can't. I drive with my left side, since...you know...I'm not allowed to use the right half up of my upper body for another 4 days.

Doc's orders.
I joke, I joke...
     
besson3c
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Aug 5, 2008, 02:00 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
*ahem*



I joke, I joke...

You just need to find a nice hole in the wall then... I bet cutting one out will help wake you up, the thought of getting caught and all. If you do get caught you can just say that you were going to hide a surprise gift for your boss or somebody above you.
     
moep
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Aug 5, 2008, 02:04 PM
 
too easy. post your phone number here: do not USE THIS for mischief! : reddit
"The road to success is dotted with the most tempting parking spaces."
     
Jawbone54  (op)
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Aug 5, 2008, 02:04 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
You just need to find a nice hole in the wall then... I bet cutting one out will help wake you up, the thought of getting caught and all. If you do get caught you can just say that you were going to hide a surprise gift for your boss or somebody above you.
This is less shocking than creepy. And not in an entertaining way.

In an "I wonder if this is said from experience" way.
     
Jawbone54  (op)
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Aug 5, 2008, 02:05 PM
 
Originally Posted by moep View Post
too easy: http://www.hannahmontanacalls.com

(and just to prevent those funny “how did you find that”-comments, it was on reddit. )
Un-be-lievable...
     
moep
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Aug 5, 2008, 02:12 PM
 
Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Un-be-lievable...
Oh, it gets better: http://pastie.textmate.org/247158

Your phone number please?
"The road to success is dotted with the most tempting parking spaces."
     
Andrew Stephens
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Aug 5, 2008, 02:55 PM
 
Originally Posted by besson3c View Post
Why don't you go and masterbate in the bathroom, or in your cubicle?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6Z9djh8eA

never be bored at work again. (oh sorta nsfw)
     
   
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