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Does God yawn as well? (picture heavy)
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We Yawn.
For e.g.
Proof that we are not much different from animals...they yawn as well.
......so the question is does God yawn?
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a solitary firefly flies at nite
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i know i just yawned looking at those pics.
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God might have yawned on the "7th day".
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God yawns because he loves you.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
Or maybe God yawned during "The 6th Day".
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First you must ask the question why do we yawn when we see others yawn, even animials. It is because we are the only ones on the planet who have empathy for others. I believe it is called an empathatic response. Oh, ok monkeys do as well. If you ever go to the zoo and yawn by the monkey cage, they will also yawn back at you. They'll also try to throw their poo at you.
Does God yawn. Certainly not from boredom, but I think he does, because we do.
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Originally posted by Kitschy:
Jesus could yawn.
But can god yawn? </Filioque Controversy>
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Can we get a fart joke in here somewhere?
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Do you burp when you yawn?
Also, is it harder to hear for you guys when you yawn?
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Yawning while eating.
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I once hiccuped while yawning.. it made a really loud sound... and 
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Originally posted by PurpleGiant:
Yawning while eating.
We can already see that in your sig.  Although, it's appreciated because you look like a zombie... or some kind of creature of the damned. Damnzor - the damned. I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
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Originally posted by PurpleGiant:
Yawning while eating.
[img]http://www.jeremyburge.com/gallery/albums/fuarys1 7th/aaj.jpg[img]
Are you eating a french fry with a fork?!?
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nope, he's eating a "chip" with a fork. get with it man.
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or maybe god does not exist and is only a mental image of unity that humans invented.
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Originally posted by ambush:
or maybe god does not exist and is only a mental image of unity that humans invented.
Or maybe rain is God taking a whiz.
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Originally posted by budster101:
Oh, ok monkeys do as well.
Perhaps because we are so closely related to Monkeys
p.s. My cats have yawned right afetr I have yawned hundreds of times...
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"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men."
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Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
nope, he's eating a "chip" with a fork. get with it man.
Oops. Wrong continent.
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Originally posted by ambush:
or maybe god does not exist and is only a mental image of unity that humans invented.
Or maybe He does.
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In Russia, yawning owns you.
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Originally posted by Kilbey:
Or maybe God yawned during "The 6th Day".
That one is going in the books as the funniest post ever
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Originally posted by Gankdawg:
In Russia, yawning owns you.
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Originally posted by thePurpleGiant:
Indeed. Eating a chip with as fork. Now this is three years in the past, I cannot remember why this is. I'm just a classy guy I suppose.
These days I just get chicks to feed me instead. (see sig)
I'll bet also eat candy bars with a knife and fork.
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