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TiggerToo
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May 18, 2006, 12:17 PM
 
The inevitable questions/statements have already begun cropping up (as they always do) so in the spirit of truncation we present, here, the questions that are, as we read this, spreading across the internet about the new MacBook's, ask and answer your own questions at will.

Q> "How long does the battery lasts?"

A> Lasts until it eventually runs out, in that event plug it into a wall socket using the conveniently supplied power adaptor, if on the road plug it into an inverter, if in the middle of a desert use the patented, and completely fictitious iSolar™ power pack from Apple™

Q> "How much RAM should I get"

A> Enough for your needs but no so much as to be greedy and therefore deprive the worlds poor and unfortunate access to low cost memory modules for their wind-up computers.

Q> "it's too big!"

A> For a book of matches we agree but relative to a Boeing 747 it's rather compact!

Q> "it's too small"

A> Relative to a Boeing 747 we agree but compared to a book of matches it's gigantic!

Q> "it's too heavy!"

A> Suggest employing manservant too carry it around for you!

Q> "it's too light"

A> Suggest weighing it down by putting it under a rock!

Q> "I can see myself in the screen"

A> Advise plastic surgery to prevent yourself from being so horrifically ugly that you can't stand the sight of your own reflection!

Q> "There's no Firwire 800 port/cardbus reader/DVI adaptor/ (add ad nausem)"

A> No there isn't but then again you never actually use those things if your being totally honest about it and as for FW800 what's the damn hurry?

Add your questions and answers below so we may all better serve the Apple community.

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May 18, 2006, 12:44 PM
 


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May 18, 2006, 01:55 PM
 
Funny...
     
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May 18, 2006, 02:32 PM
 
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May 18, 2006, 03:06 PM
 
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May 18, 2006, 03:29 PM
 
I should've gone with my gut instinct and not clicked on this thread after I noticed the great title.
     
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May 18, 2006, 04:11 PM
 
Well, that answered all my queries and then some
     
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May 18, 2006, 04:18 PM
 
Which concerns answering this inquiry, the extensive danger, you estimate regarding MacBook. Answering of this becomes the forum very largely and assistance of the individual, in me that, which becomes it, is acknowledging. Additionally, as for the danger the thread of the company 1 of following extensively, they estimates fights you that it is bitter considerably healthy is bitter. Enter those the tendency, which is rather well developed it.
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May 18, 2006, 04:21 PM
 
CharlesS wins.

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May 18, 2006, 05:51 PM
 
Ha?

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May 18, 2006, 06:00 PM
 
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May 18, 2006, 06:11 PM
 
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May 18, 2006, 06:27 PM
 
Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
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May 18, 2006, 06:52 PM
 
Originally Posted by CharlesS
Which concerns answering this inquiry, the extensive danger, you estimate regarding MacBook. Answering of this becomes the forum very largely and assistance of the individual, in me that, which becomes it, is acknowledging. Additionally, as for the danger the thread of the company 1 of following extensively, they estimates fights you that it is bitter considerably healthy is bitter. Enter those the tendency, which is rather well developed it.
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May 18, 2006, 08:29 PM
 
I concur....wait I take that back
     
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May 19, 2006, 02:04 AM
 
thread's good now
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May 19, 2006, 08:10 AM
 
I like thread too.

     
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May 19, 2006, 10:15 AM
 
Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
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May 19, 2006, 10:23 AM
 
Originally Posted by d4nth3m4n
sure it´s Dirty Harry. Care to enlighten us a li´l bit?


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May 19, 2006, 12:48 PM
 
Yeah!

How'd he make it into this thread!?




Edit: On second thoughts, how the hell did I?
     
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May 19, 2006, 01:05 PM
 
Comedy is dangerous. Please leave its use to trained professionals.
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Originally Posted by Chuckit
Comedy is dangerous. Please leave its use to trained professionals.
Nice. Mind if I steal that one?
     
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May 19, 2006, 01:38 PM
 
Q> My MacBook is too Hot

A> Suggest waiting for German company to manufacture MacCool™ an all covering enclosure with its own bottle of super cooled liquid Macguffin™ (derived from Sprite™) to protect you from incompetent Apple™ engineers all of whom don't know what thermal paste is actually for!

Q> My MacBook is too cool

A> Turn it on, play DVD, render film resolution 3D scene, run uber complex spreadsheet, play Quake 4 on max settings, repeat until thighs are tender!

Q> Sarcastic MacBook thread on MacNN is not funny enough!

A> Suggest not reading said thread whilst simultaneously reading said thread in order to comment that the aforementioned thread is not funny.

     
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May 19, 2006, 01:42 PM
 
Well, I didn't know you weren't funny before I saw you attempt humor.
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English not first language... you huh?
     
   
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