[design219]

I'd like to add to my collection of insults to have handy. Bonus points awarded for humor.

[turtle777]

Shuddup. No threads about members.

-t

[design219]

Ohhh, that's a good one.

[SpaceMonkey]

Your momma's so ugly, besson3c wouldn't even poop in her kitchen.

[turtle777]

Originally Posted by design219 

Ohhh, that's a good one.

I know, but I thought I set a low barrier, so many can participate.

-t

[subego]

I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

[design219]

You edited your white text!

[subego]

Originally Posted by design219 

You edited your white text!

Ironic, isn't it?

[design219]

Originally Posted by subego 

Ironic, isn't it?

It's an insult!

[Laminar]

You're old.

[Jawbone54]

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey 

Your momma's so ugly, besson3c wouldn't even poop in his pants in her kitchen.

Fixed.

[design219]

Originally Posted by Laminar 

You're old.

Some of the brightest minds on the net in this forum and this is what I get? I expected some world class insults.

[Dakar the Fourth]

All I can think of is all-but unrepeatable remarks from the Bob Saget roast.

[TheWOAT]

you're bantha fodder.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

All I can think of is all-but unrepeatable remarks from the Bob Saget roast.

Is that worth watching? I don't have cable so I didn't catch it.

[Dakar the Fourth]

It was surprisingly good given the worthlessness of who they're roasting. Gilbert Gottfried killed me.

[cjrivera]

You empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

[design219]

That's better, although no points for originality.

[Dakar the Fourth]

That's usually the first thing that comes to mind when someone uses the term insult.

[calverson]

Ah, your mother is a man and your dad likes it.

[zro]

d219's an OK guy, but he shits too close to the house and the turkeys track it in.

[sek929]

design is an axe-wound.
look it up

[design219]

Yes, yes! Getting better!

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by design219 

Yes, yes!

Uh, what exactly are you doing...?

[design219]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Uh, what exactly are you doing...?

This excites me... is that what you want to hear?

[reader50]

Each morning, I stop by the forums for new posts. design219 often leaves thoughts of exceptional quality, which draw the eye. I'm hard pressed to think of another member who can match the standards set here. If only more entries performed at this level, we could sell the rights to a travelling show and retire comfortably.

disclaimer: the above is given in the spirit of the thread, and should not be interpreted literally.

Sometimes, the most interesting insult is one the target doesn't recognize until you are safely gone.

[Dakar the Fourth]

Originally Posted by reader50 

Each morning, I stop by the forums for new posts. design219 often leaves thoughts of exceptional quality, which draw the eye. I'm hard pressed to think of another member who can match the standards set here. If only more entries performed at this level, we could sell the rights to a travelling show and retire comfortably.

Fantastic.

[TheWOAT]

Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth 

Fantastic.

Well done yes, but is it missing "for me to poop on" ?

[zro]

What can you say about d219 that his white belt doesn't already?

[design219]

Originally Posted by reader50 

disclaimer: the above is given in the spirit of the thread, and should not be interpreted literally.

Sometimes, the most interesting insult is one the target doesn't recognize until you are safely gone.

[design219]

Originally Posted by zro 

What can you say about d219 that his white belt doesn't already?

ok, that hurt a little

[Snow-i]

did you ever see the movie constipated?



Of course you didn't idiot, it never came out.

[angelmb]

Judging by the old saying, "What you don't know can't hurt you," you are practically invulnerable.

A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too.

You're so old that your blood type was discontinued.

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!

You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in one lifetime.

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

You don't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again you don't know the meaning of most words.

Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper.

Everyone is gifted. Some open the package sooner.

[rickey939]

You are a meany-head.®

[residentEvil]

not that it fits here; but the joke from a contestant last week on the new gong show was pretty damn good...something along the lines:

my girlfriend is always after me about this and that and she should be treated like a princess. so, i hired a limo and driver for the day and had a bunch of people with cameras follow her around.

he got a couple more in too that i wish i could remember. and of course the popular, "was that too soon?" and then he got gonged.

ah, here it is. http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/...d-the-newbergs

(and my version is so much better)

[besson3c]

There sure are a lot of threads around here that deal with poop and butts and stuff... Wow.

How about penis breath? I think that was from the Goonies?

[RAILhead]

Your mother's not as good as your sister said she was.

[design219]

Originally Posted by angelmb 

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.
Make a mental note . . . oh, I see you're out of paper.

Originally Posted by RAILhead 

Your mother's not as good as your sister said she was.

These are most excellent.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

There sure are a lot of threads around here that deal with poop and butts and stuff... Wow.

How about penis breath? I think that was from the Goonies?

I'm not sure about the Goonies, but I'm pretty sure it was used in E.T.

[Teronzhul]

Hey laserlips, your mama was a snow blower!

[SpaceMonkey]

I miss design218.

[cjrivera]

I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others. Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent. I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other.

[Teronzhul]

[Bender]
I'll make you cry, buddy! You're a pimple on society's ass and you'll never amount to anything.

OK, Fry, grab a Kleenex for this one, 'cause there's no God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!
[/Bender]

[Jawbone54]

Are you kidding? I can't insult you. I just adore you too much for that. Adore, I say!

[besson3c]

Jawbone: do you adore me too?

[Jawbone54]

No. I revere you. Revere, I say!

[zro]

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey 

I miss design218.

Winner?


I bet your favorite flavor of chips is paint.

You look like something the cat forgot to bury.

You're about as useful as a half-inch tampon string.

[iMOTOR]

What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

[sek929]

The best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!

[wallinbl]

Why not just watch the first half of Full Metal Jacket?