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olePigeon
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Jan 24, 2006, 01:54 PM
 
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

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Jan 24, 2006, 02:12 PM
 
Originally Posted by olePigeon
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, "Yesterday 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a Brazilian?"

That was actually hilarious!
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Jan 24, 2006, 02:16 PM
 
Wow, not the "Brazilian" I was hoping for. Sadly, any visual link would be inappropriate
     
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Jan 24, 2006, 07:51 PM
 
Yes, equally disappointed.

Good joke though.
     
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Jan 24, 2006, 09:18 PM
 
You know, the ubiquitous timeline should really be making an appearance in here at any moment, I imagine.



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Jan 24, 2006, 09:41 PM
 
Originally Posted by rozwado1
I can just imagine the "Brazilian" on this one. YUM!
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Jan 24, 2006, 09:53 PM
 
That link is broken - I want more bikinis!
     
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Jan 24, 2006, 10:10 PM
 
Awesome typed up funny story.
     
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Jan 24, 2006, 11:44 PM
 
that was a good one......
     
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Jan 25, 2006, 12:00 AM
 
Originally Posted by Silky Voice of The Gorn
Wow, not the "Brazilian" I was hoping for. Sadly, any visual link would be inappropriate
What is the brazilian?
     
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Jan 25, 2006, 12:02 AM
 
Originally Posted by leehotti
What is the brazilian?
Nevermind.
     
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Jan 25, 2006, 12:52 PM
 
Originally Posted by leehotti
What is the brazilian?
An instrumental song by Genesis from their "Invisible Touch" album.

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Jan 25, 2006, 03:34 PM
 
Nice... ohhh. This joke keeps on giving, I still thinking about it... which bring up all these hot Brazilian women to mind. Very nice.
     
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Jan 25, 2006, 07:16 PM
 
that is a funny Joke.

olePigeon, do you read GQ maqazine (UK published version), by any chance?
     
   
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