[waxcrash]

I�m going to jump on the JFK Reloaded bandwagon.

I wish they would make a game where you are a drunk Chauffeur driving Princess Diana around France avoiding paparazzi while trying to avoid a deadly crash.

What type of tasteless and crass game would you like to see?

[turtle777]

Originally posted by waxcrash:
What type of tasteless and crass game would you like to see?

NONE !

-t

[iDriveX]

How about one where you are the president of the United States and you have to shameless avoid all sorts of real intelligence for four years. First you have to ignore breifings like "Al Queda determined to strike in the US" and then after your enemies based in Afghanistan attack you, you have to make up a reason to go to war with a totally different country and then when your reasons don't pan out you have to get re-elected. Sound like an impossible game? It's not if you use game genie and type in the Christian Agenda code and the Fear Mongering Code. Also don't forget to raise and lower terrorist alert levels at whim to keep the country behind you.

In before the lock.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally posted by iDriveX:
How about one where you are the president of the United States and you have to shameless avoid all sorts of real intelligence for four years. First you have to ignore breifings like "Al Queda determined to strike in the US" and then after your enemies based in Afghanistan attack you, you have to make up a reason to go to war with a totally different country and then when your reasons don't pan out you have to get re-elected. Sound like an impossible game? It's not if you use game genie and type in the Christian Agenda code and the Fear Mongering Code. Also don't forget to raise and lower terrorist alert levels at whim to keep the country behind you.

In before the lock.

Funny and true

What a typical response the first post was though eh. Somebody said something negative about the US so lets pick another country and make fun of them for no reason.

[iDriveX]

Actually I think the first poster is right on. The assassination of JFK is a very touchy subject for a LOT of people, especially since it's probably one of the biggest conspiracies around.

Killing RANDOM people who have no names and are not supposed to look like anyone in particular (ie. GTA and Halo) takes a little away from the violence. But when you start making people look realistic and you have to enact something that everyone agrees was wrong, that's when it crosses the line IMO. Honestly games that would rank up there with this JFK game would be:

9/11 Hijack! - You play a terrorist and you have to learn how to fly a plane, sneak into an airport undetected, hijack a plane, keep the passengers at bay, and fly into a building.

Concentration Camp Guard - You play the guard of a concentration camp. Hijinx ensue!

Boothe in the Booth- You play John Wilkes Boothe and you want to kill Abe Lincoln, make sure you get past the Secret Service agents right outside the...oh wait WHAT SECRET SERVICE AGENTS?!?

I shot John Lennon - Yoko makes you angry. Quickly, kill John before he makes her even more powerful!

Monday, Tuesday, Uday - You play Uday Hussein, your dad is the dictator of an entire country. You can do whatever you want. Like the Sims, just on a bigger scale.

I think everyone would agree that the fictious games are morally wrong. Want to make a game? Do what Tom Clancy does with books. Think of an original plot line that is horrible and run with it. Fiction is fun, Non-Fiction makes people relive horrible times.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
Funny and true

What a typical response the first post was though eh. Somebody said something negative about the US so lets pick another country and make fun of them for no reason.

No.

[SimeyTheLimey]

Chappaquiddick -- the game. Drive the back roads of Martha's Vinyard with a young assistant while bombed out of your mind. Negotiate the narrow rickety bridges. Bonus points if you can get away with manslaughter, or swim to shore without getting your clothes wet.

Abort the Fetus Noted for its colorful and detailed graphics. Partial birth abort the fetus as it emerges from the womb. Choose from a variety of tools, such as scissors, scrapers, and scalpels. But hurry up and suck those brains before the head pops out and its constitutional rights to life attach!

Free Mumia! More of an intellectual challenge than the average video game. This game requires you to suspend disbelief and enter a twilight zone of unreality where cop killers are heroes and victims!

[PacHead]

Jihad Retard - The Game

Coming to your Mac soon ! (Expected release date - Dec 25, 2004)
System specs - G4 800 or greater with a minimum of a 32 meg video card or greater

You play the role of Mohammed Bashir, a primitive jihadist terrorist in training devoted to killing the infidels. Your first goal will be to complete the terrorist training camp which is located in Syria. You will learn various bomb making techniques and how to conceal these on your person. You must also complete various obstacle courses, where one must dodge bullets while hiding behind women's skirts and children. One must also pray 5 times a day, exactly on time. Failing to do so, will result in a deduction of your score, and a public whipping.

After completion of the training part, one must then travel the world inorder to raise funds for the Jihad. Bashir will have to prostitute himself inorder to get the required score of 10,000 which will be needed inorder to advance to the next level: Points for this part of the game will be awarded as follows.

• (1) Woman - 50 points
  (2) Man - 75 points
  (3) Boy - 100 points
  (4) Camel - 225 points

After completion of the funding, it is now your goal to infiltrate a western city, and attempt to detonate yourself while trying to kill as many people as possible. The game offers a multitude of beautiful 3D citys utilizing the newest graphics engines, ranging from Paris to New York, depending upon your desired skill level. Points for this part of the game will be awarded as follows.

• (1) Man - 10 points
  (2) Woman - 15 points
  (3) Child - 25 points
  (4) infant - 35 points
  (5) Pregnant woman - 50 points
  (6) Entire family - 100 points

After succesful detonation, you will be granted passage to paradise, if your score is high enough. Paradise is the bonus round where one simply gets to fornicate with 72 young boys and girls all day long, and pick up bonus points.

Do you have what it takes to become a succesful Jihadist ? Only Allah knows.

Stay tuned. . . . . .

Coming this December to all fine stores and tents near you.

suggested retail price - $49.95 (or 632 goat testicles)

[Spliffdaddy]

Hillbilly Revenge - The South Rises Again!


Ages 16 & up
2-200million players
Milton-Bradley Games

The newly-disarmed North is ripe for the picking. Draconian gun ownership laws have essentially prohibited any effective defense against life and property north of the Mason-Dixon line. This day is ours. From the Appalachian hillfolk to our eastern brothers in the Rockies - we will rule the continent together.

Using hijacked pickup trucks and outfitted with Remington auto-loader shotguns, you head North toward yankee country to participate in the widespread pillaging and looting of Northern states. Game ends when all northern states are under southern occupation and all yankees have retreated into Canada. Player owning the most land and other assets wins the game.

[phoenixboy70]

new from ea dorks:

knight of the neonazicons

the setting: you have just seized control of one of the most powerful nations on earth (jesusland)...

the goal: total world domination and the establishment of the fourth reich...

your weapons: the most powerful army every to disgrace the blue planet, a right wing media news channel and a retarded and completely backwards religion to keep the sheeple in check, and last but not least - 'a boogieman' in form of an adversary religion, lead by an evil 'figurehead'...

your first mission: instill FUD everywhere in the country so people will be scared sh1tless and obey your every command. you say 'jump', they will go 'how high'. blame liberals and the left wing media for being to soft on the enemy while waging war to secure precious natural resources such as oil...

BUY PART 1 NOW: 'inferno on the island'

the evil ones have just destroyed your symbol of power. OH NOES1!!!1

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO REACT? IS ISRAEL OKAY?

intrigue, warfare, lies and more spins than at an olympic figure skating competition!

GAMES 2 ('blood for oil'), 3 ('the capture') and 4 ('jeebus in teh house') sold seperately (so our military industrial complex can grow).

jesus figure and batteries not included.

now selling at selected corporate mega-stores: $199,99

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by phoenixboy70:
new from ea dorks:

knight of the neonazicons

the setting: you have just seized control of one of the most powerful nations on earth (jesusland)...

the goal: total world domination and the establishment of the fourth reich...

your weapons: the most powerful army every to disgrace the blue planet, a right wing media news channel and a retarded and completely backwards religion to keep the sheeple in check, and last but not least - 'a boogieman' in form of an adversary religion, lead by an evil 'figurehead'...

your first mission: instill FUD everywhere in the country so people will be scared sh1tless and obey your every command. you say 'jump', they will go 'how high'. blame liberals and the left wing media for being to soft on the enemy while waging war to secure precious natural resources such as oil...

BUY PART 1 NOW: 'inferno on the island'

the evil ones have just destroyed your symbol of power. OH NOES1!!!1

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO REACT? IS ISRAEL OKAY?

intrigue, warfare, lies and more spins than at an olympic figure skating competition!

GAMES 2 ('blood for oil'), 3 ('the capture') and 4 ('jeebus in teh house') sold seperately (so our military industrial complex can grow).

jesus figure and batteries not included.

now selling at selected corporate mega-stores: $199,99

Seems Clinton liked to play that game too.

http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/9802/17/iraq.clinton/

[ort888]

...a cotton growing game where you have to whip your slaves as fast as you can to grow more cotton?

...or a game where you have to distribute as many smallpox infected blankets as possible to Indians?

...or some sort of stations of the cross game where you get to torture christ?

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally posted by iDriveX:


9/11 Hijack! - You play a terrorist and you have to learn how to fly a plane, sneak into an airport undetected, hijack a plane, keep the passengers at bay, and fly into a building.

Well you have to go through training first which involves getting flying lessons from your enemy. Don't worry, you just have to learn how to fly but not take off and land, they won't get suspicious either.

[phoenixboy70]

Originally posted by Zimphire:
Seems Clinton liked to play that game too.

*duh*

sorry, your posts doesn't deserve a more involved reply.

[ort888]

How about a Martin Luther King Assasination game!

[waxcrash]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
What a typical response the first post was though eh. Somebody said something negative about the US so lets pick another country and make fun of them for no reason.

Is the real reason you don't like my game scenario because you have a Princess Diana doll with your action figure collection?

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by waxcrash:
Is the real reason you don't like my game scenario because you have a Princess Diana doll with your action figure collection?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahhaahah

[PacHead]

hehe.

[d4nth3m4n]

this one

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally posted by waxcrash:
Is the real reason you don't like my game scenario because you have a Princess Diana doll with your action figure collection?

Ya baby! She also died on the night of my birthday party.

P.S you need to update my setup pic, I gots a Dual g5 for over a year.

[Apple Pro Underwear]

i'd want the Election SIM of 2004

where GWB gets the presidency and sends hundreds of youths to their deaths and screws the nation over by going into debt by trillions


(Why the big deal of Princess Di? she led a pampered rich woman's life for most of her life. she did some good charitable work but she lived her life as royalty. in other words, she lived for a medium amount of time, but the time that she did live was utter paradise compared to suckers like us. so why feel sorry for a princess when there are real people who deserve your sympathy such as the 9/11 victims?)