[ajprice]

Before I get into this, I'm taking a wild guess that if TF3 does get made, it won't have Megan Fox in it, just a hunch I have...

Round 1: Fox says she doesn't understand Transformers 2 and its "a film for geniuses". Michael Bay responds with a saying that Fox has a lot of growing up to do.

Round 2: Fox compares Bay to Hitler!

Round 3: Michael Bay has posted some stuff on his website, including a letter from some of the crew on the Transformers films, saying she's as dumb as a rock, grumpy and poses like a porn star.

The link on there to the letter on Bays website is broken, but the letter is copied on the post and although its long, its worth posting here

This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is ****ing forcing us to go to the ****ing pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Probably to be continued soon.

Its low blows from both sides, but I am kind of siding with Bay on this. It is funny though

[turtle777]

Well, who's hotter, Michael Bay or Megan Fox ?

There you have the answer who's right

-t

[Doofy]

Doof sides with Bay.
Fox has those hard eyes (frequently seen on porn star chicks) which say "I am an empty diseased carcass".

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Doof sides with Bay.
Fox has those hard eyes (frequently seen on porn star chicks) which say "I am an empty diseased carcass".

aka - sperm catcher?

[boy8cookie]

If she's a carcass, I'm a necrophiliac.

[residentEvil]

Originally Posted by boy8cookie 

If she's a carcass, I'm a necrophiliac.

hahaha. skull f'ning FTW!

[lpkmckenna]

Is there anyone in Hollywood that gets bashed worse than Bay or Fox? Tom Cruise, I suppose.

Most actors have prima-donna moments. The claims of 3 unknowns on the web isn't gonna make me think Fox is worse than usual.

And of course Fox will be in TF3. All this mud slinging in the press by Fox and Bay is either fake or pointless. If Bay could handle her for 2 movies, he isn't gonna care about some gossip press.

[Chuckit]

Fox's comments about Bay are believable. Most of Bay's comments about Fox are believable. The anonymous letter strikes me as about as credible as most anonymous diatribes (commonly known on the Internet as "flaming" and "trolling").

Here's Diablo Cody's take on Megan Fox:

She really makes people angry! Girls hate her, don’t they? . . . I appreciate [her sense of humor]. I do not know her very well. Even having worked with her to this extent, I don’t know her very well because she’s very private and mysterious. But I’ve [heard] these things come out of her mouth. I’ve been present for some of these interviews and she is totally fearless. What she is saying is completely genuine. It is not a front. I think people think she’s trying to create some kind of image for herself that she’s not, but she’s a really, truly eccentric person. . . . I don’t think people know how to process her at all. I think it’s one of those things where she does not fit the mold in any way and it freaks people out!

[TheWOAT]

I bet it has something to do with money. Maybe she wants a bigger cut of Transformers 3, and doesnt know how to handle the negotiations in private, so she whines and complains... sort of like athletes do.

[olePigeon]

[olePigeon]

Oh, and, here: Synopsis of Transformers 2

[ShortcutToMoncton]

Unfortunately, Megan Fox really is dumb as a bag of rocks.

Truly one of the larger disappointments in my life when I found that out.

greg

[moep]

I’m surprised they didn’t mention her thumbs.

[mattyb]

How is she different to the other 99% of young female actresses? Educate me on who is 'really very nice'.

Originally Posted by mattyb 

How is she different to the other 99% of young female actresses? Educate me on who is 'really very nice'.

Anne Hathaway.

[Doofy]

Kristin Kreuk.

[mattyb]

Originally Posted by hayesk 

Anne Hathaway.

Proof?

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Kristin Kreuk.

You just want to get into her pants ! Proof, especially required from you.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by mattyb 

You just want to get into her pants !

She's only 5'3", so I don't think I'd fit. Unless I unstitched the seam, popped in a bit extra material and re-sewed and all that. But then I'd look like a hippie, and what good would that be to anyone?

[olePigeon]

Originally Posted by mattyb 

How is she different to the other 99% of young female actresses? Educate me on who is 'really very nice'.

Natalie Portman is not only pretty darn smart, but she's supposedly really nice.

[Shaddim]

Originally Posted by olePigeon 

Natalie Portman is not only pretty darn smart, but she's supposedly really nice.

A friend worked with her on a film and he said she's nice, as long as she feels there's something to be gained from the exchange. Not much different than most people, I suppose.

Let's see, who is super-nice? Hmm... Ah, Alyson Hannigan, she's almost always great to be around.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by olePigeon 

Oh, and, here: Synopsis of Transformers 2

Hehe.. this kicks ass!

[imitchellg5]

Wow, Megan Fox a bitch... I would have NEVER guessed.

[lpkmckenna]

Remember that line from TF1? "You better get a filter on that brain-mouth problem or you're off the team." (Something like that, anyway.) It seems to apply to Fox in reality. She really seems to blurt out what's on her mind at that very moment.

Most girls of 22 are not to be taken seriously. Add beauty. Add fame. Roast marshmellows over the flame.

[lpkmckenna]

Some objections to these "serious" charges...

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Silly tattoo? Opinion.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life.

Obscurity? Lots of directors and producers gave her roles before, and others would have given her roles after, even without TF. It's not like he saved her from total obscurity, as if actors only get one chance in life.

She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

And Angelina has no silly tattoos, never said bizarre things to the press, and became famous without any director or producer ever giving her a chance?

One of us touches Megan's panties...

Go on....

... the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer ...

Nice work, if you can get it.

... while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

How do I get the difficult job of just standing around near a camera?

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

Oh no! How do you make it thru the day?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star.

So it's ok when Bay is directing her to do that, but not ok for her to do that on her own?

And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option.

I'm with you on this one.

But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

Oh no, the gaffer and laundry-guy don't like an actor's tattoos!

She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was?

Would "dictator" or "director-from-hell" be ok? That was her point.

Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.

Brown-noser. Seriously.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

I remember Viggo (Aragorn) saying the same thing about The Two Towers. Lots of actors say this.

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Get over it.

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have.

She's probably tired of you drooling studio twerps hitting on her all night.

And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors.

If you say so.

She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."

Someone's daughters didn't meet Megan because their dad is a judgemental prick?

The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line.

Yes, the press should be aware of every word to leave her mouth.

Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch.

Fox insulted Bay, so you insult Fox. But she's not a classless and graceless and anonymous coward.

Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

That won't happen. Bay's an unimaginative, formulaic hack. He'll have her "talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star" as much as possible.

[osiris]

I'd still nail her. Just as long as she keeps her mouth shut.

[lpkmckenna]

Bay has denounced the anonyomous email, and said that Fox's "crazy quips are part of her crazy charm." Debate over.

[Doofy]

Fox, Rolling Stone 1088:

I'm really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn't keep me from being happy. But that doesn't mean I don't struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I'm emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I'm a control freak.

Must be a dream to work with.

[KeyLimePi]

Originally Posted by lpkmckenna 

Some objections to these "serious" charges...

dude.

[Chuckit]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Fox, Rolling Stone 1088:



Must be a dream to work with.

That whole quote sounded basically like, "I don't know what kind of person you find sympathetic, but please love me."

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Chuckit 

That whole quote sounded basically like, "I don't know what kind of person you find sympathetic, but please love me."

The whole thing makes me think that I don't want to face her agent/publicist over a chess board. Checkmate, Bay.

[besson3c]

The only thing about this that is interesting to me is the staff saying that there will be a Transformers 3.

[ajprice]

Originally Posted by osiris 

I'd still nail her. Just as long as she keeps her mouth shut.

AND you'd have something to read afterwards...

[ajprice]

Transformers 3: Revenge of the Bay .

MICHAEL BAY’S REVENGE! No More Megan; UPDATE: Suggested Replacements – Deadline.com

The carcass won't be in TF3. Claims and counter claims about whether she walked or was pushed.

[nonhuman]

[The Final Dakar]

Is he gonna replace whatshisface, too? He basically threw TF2 under the bus during Wall Street 2 interviews.

[ort888]

If you think what LaBoof and Fox said were bad... you should here what Optimus Prime has been rumored to have said about Bay... I'll have to find a link, but it's not pretty...

[Eug]

Off topic, but today I saw someone driving a Civic with a metal Transformers symbol seamlessly integrated into the car, replacing the Honda logo on the trunk.

BTW, the owner fit the ricer stereotype: Young Asian driver with coiffed hair, but there were no obvious ricer mods to the car. Very subtle. I doubt most people would have even noticed it.

[imitchellg5]

Classy.

[aberdeenwriter]

I was disappointed to find no pix of Fox here.

So I found this NSFW shot of her.

NSFW is not a free pass for a direct link to nudity.

[osiris]

Impressive. Her teats are larger than I imagined.
Kinda distracts from the "I'm a ditzy bitch" aspect, at least for a few seconds.

[boy8cookie]

photoshop, obviously.

[lpkmckenna]

Place yer bets: we are all gonna hate Megan's replacement.

[The Final Dakar]

After the abortion that was 2, I'm not even going to care.

Originally Posted by Eug 

Off topic, but today I saw someone driving a Civic with a metal Transformers symbol seamlessly integrated into the car, replacing the Honda logo on the trunk.

He probably stole it off the Transformers Edition Camaro.

[Eug]

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

The 23-year-old Victoria's Secret model, dubbed ELLE magazine's 2009 "Model of the Year," is a newcomer to acting



Rosie will play a new character

[Lateralus]

'Huntington-Whiteley'

LOL