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IceEnclosure · Nov 4, 2005, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by Randman

WDLove sounds like something you'd catch at Plato's.

that was funny

Cadaver · Nov 4, 2005, 03:54 PM

One threesome once (two girls and myself). Fun and worth repeating, but I've never had the opportunity since.

There were lesbian strippers at my cousin's bachelor party about 10 years ago and they managed to get the best man naked and on the bed, but since I didn't participate (spectator only - they were kinda skanky) it doesn't really count.

ReggieX · Nov 4, 2005, 05:03 PM

Only a +1 orgy.

Shaddim · Nov 4, 2005, 05:07 PM

Yup. For a while it was about twice a year (when I was much younger).

Shaddim · Nov 4, 2005, 05:10 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

How come it's the girl's sole responsibility to be the stop sign, and if she doesn't, she's a whore?

That's ok. Men can be whores too, it's all good.

rozwado1 · Nov 4, 2005, 07:44 PM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Actually, she was really hot - and still is. She's erotic, no doubt about it. We sat and drank vodka all night long and wore skimpy clothes and danced together ... We went to The Leslie hotel ...at about 4:00 am. We banged ... ice and cucumbers.

What great times. And she's still got "it."

Fixed™

Andy8 · Nov 4, 2005, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Randman

Other than the original novelty and occassional kinkiness of it, multiple partners and participants doesn't always mean multiplication of satisfaction.

I have found from past experiences, that unless all the persons in the group get on well with each other and all get involved, it will usually turn out to be only a couple being watched by all the others in the group (this is almost always the case in 3somes).

Also keep in mind that it might sound like a great idea at the time, but this has a great way of ruining friendships if it does not work out as first thought.

Play safe!

Oisín · Nov 4, 2005, 08:02 PM

Not yet, no.

The closest I've come would be trying desperately to sleep on a mattress on the floor while four people were having sex in the bed next to me. The two girls kept trying to turn it into a foursome; the two guys, however, kept trying to turn it into two separate twosomes. Quite amusing to listen to, really. But I would rather have just slept.

mojo2 · Nov 4, 2005, 11:39 PM

Originally Posted by rozwado1

Almost. Spring Break in Key West a couple years ago. Drunk. D-runk. I had this girl all wrapped up at Irish Kevins and we got a cab back to her place. My wingman tagged along bc said female had a slutty friend.

Her place had a bed and a couch. I got bed with her bc I guess the room was in her name, and her roommate was too slutty for the bed. Turns out they had a third roommate staying their and she came back with some guy - and they wanted the couch. So it's me, my girl, my friend and his girl in the bed and the other roommate on the couch. Latex? check. All is going well until the slutty roommate decides to throw up off the side of the bed (She missed my buddy by a hair). Nasty.

The girls put their clothes back on and helped her get cleaned up. Mojo was lost and too hard to regain after that; we bailed and went back to the bar for last call.

Let me tell ya, a good mojo can be hard to find. But it's worth the effort.

mojo2 · Nov 4, 2005, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by goMac

Do I sense a common thread here?

Yeah, like vomit in an orgy = Hitler in a thread?

Everything soon comes to an end.

Like Vodwin's Theory or sumpthin.

mojo2 · Nov 4, 2005, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by Randman

WDLove sounds like something you'd catch at Plato's.

Funny line!

besson3c · Nov 5, 2005, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by Cody Dawg

Platos is not my cup of...tea.

Sorry!

Anyway, sorry, I'm not divulging any more details unless I set up a 900-line and get paid $3.99 a minute.

(Is that how much it is now?)

WDLove is definitely very cool and not what you might presume about him.

Hey Cody,

Is your dog for sale?

besson3c · Nov 6, 2005, 05:55 PM

Hello?

besson3c · Nov 6, 2005, 06:23 PM

Hello?

rozwado1 · Nov 6, 2005, 07:01 PM

Dude, send her a PM.

teszeract · Nov 6, 2005, 07:14 PM

My dad sends me emails and then waits at the computer all dialled-up. I must remember to tell him.

Tesseract · Nov 6, 2005, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by teszeract

My dad sends me emails and then waits at the computer all dialled-up. I must remember to tell him.

Teach him about AIM. (Assuming you want to talk to him.)

11011001 · Nov 6, 2005, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by Kevin

So you didn't like him before just because you thought he was Christian?

Yes, exactly. If someone is a Christian I automatically don't like them.

[That's sarcasm. I was raised a Catholic, I don't like Christianity in general anymore, but, I don't dislike the people.]

No, instead I meant, I thought he was possibly being nice because he was guided by Christian morals. I don't know if he is or not. Now, I think that he is a genuinely nice person, guided by his own morals.

11011001 · Nov 6, 2005, 08:04 PM

Sorry, DP.

Pendergast · Nov 6, 2005, 08:22 PM

Originally Posted by rozwado1

Almost. Spring Break in Key West a couple years ago. Drunk. D-runk. I had this girl all wrapped up at Irish Kevins and we got a cab back to her place. My wingman tagged along bc said female had a slutty friend.

Her place had a bed and a couch. I got bed with her bc I guess the room was in her name, and her roommate was too slutty for the bed. Turns out they had a third roommate staying their and she came back with some guy - and they wanted the couch. So it's me, my girl, my friend and his girl in the bed and the other roommate on the couch. Latex? check. All is going well until the slutty roommate decides to throw up off the side of the bed (She missed my buddy by a hair). Nasty.

The girls put their clothes back on and helped her get cleaned up. Mojo was lost and too hard to regain after that; we bailed and went back to the bar for last call.

That is why I always carry an airplane vomit bag when I go in bars.

Tough to justify though. So no, I never even had a date in 8 years.

Time to ditch the bag I guess...

Letting go...

Nai no Kami · Nov 8, 2005, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic Rooster

I think he's a bot.

Maybe Eliza evolved and turned into WDLove...

Kevin · Nov 8, 2005, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by 11011001

No, instead I meant, I thought he was possibly being nice because he was guided by Christian morals. I don't know if he is or not. Now, I think that he is a genuinely nice person, guided by his own morals.

Oh, I am sure he is a nice guy regardless. But I am sure it doesn't hurt that he is a Christian.

Most I know I really nice. And not in a fake way.

brokenjago · Nov 8, 2005, 10:37 PM

MAYBE..........

burdiet.

Weyland-Yutani · Nov 8, 2005, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by wdlove

That's too bad, I can see how the mood would be lost. Hopefully the drinking regained the mood for everyone?

Only a bot could say such a thing. You are not a human being are you? I'll give you that you are the best bot I have seen yet. You almost pass, but no. There are some things you misunderstand in a way that only a machine could misunderstand.

cheers

W-Y

Cadaver · Nov 9, 2005, 12:47 AM

I'm a bot. I think.

scottiB · Nov 9, 2005, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by 11011001

Sorry, DP.

I doubt that would be said at an orgy.

Kevin · Nov 9, 2005, 10:28 AM

Waaah waaaah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Kevin · Mar 5, 2006, 10:32 PM

Oops

baw · Mar 5, 2006, 10:58 PM

Rosie Palms and her five sisters.

Ulrich Kinbote · Mar 5, 2006, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by Andy8

it will usually turn out to be only a couple being watched by all the others in the group (this is almost always the case in 3somes)

This is true, I think.

In three-somes involving two straight girls and a guy, the less hot girl ends up on the sidelines, because the guy's attention naturally gravitates towards the hottest girl.

Well, that's my experience anyway. In my case the three-some was the rather unexpected result of a vodka fueled game of truth-or-dare I was playing with a hot girl and her skanky roommate. The terms of which were non-negotiable, that was understood.

But I didn't really enjoy myself. The whole time I kept wishing the skanky one would just get the hell out of it.

Oneota · Mar 6, 2006, 12:37 AM

*sigh*...another resurrected thread?

(Though I'll grant that this one isn't anywhere near as old as the money one, and infinitely more amusing

)

Kevin · Mar 6, 2006, 01:55 AM

My fault... and it was on mistake. I got a quote from this thread, meaning to reply in another, but instead replied in here.

That is what old age will get you.

Oneota · Mar 6, 2006, 10:17 AM

Originally Posted by Kevin

My fault... and it was on mistake. I got a quote from this thread, meaning to reply in another, but instead replied in here.

That is what old age will get you.

Heh..it's all good. This was a fun thread.

ambush · Mar 6, 2006, 10:27 AM

WDlove is a special kid, that's all.

turtle777 · Mar 6, 2006, 11:42 AM

Originally Posted by rozwado1

Weirdest WDlove post evar.

Seconded, thirded and fourded. WTF ?

-t

Todd Madson · Mar 6, 2006, 11:42 AM

I've played in bands for years but my only exposure to this sort of
thing was hearing about it from a drummer who had been invited
with a friend to something like this.

He had visions of slim, clean, porn star type people in his head but
when he and his friend arrived, they found themselves at a broken
down trailer park that looked like it had seen better days.

They walked into the place and immediately got a dirty scuzzy vibe
as there were a number of naked people, all out of shape and some
of them were using illegal drugs (mostly pot and crystal meth he
said) and they immediately thought "we need to get out of here,
this isn't what we were looking for" and left.

He made up an excuse that he'd gotten paged (he was on call for
some electronic repair company) and took off with his friend. They
got the feeling that something bad might have gone down if they
had stayed.

Sounds attractive, eh? Yeah, that's what I thought. NOT!

turtle777 · Mar 6, 2006, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by Cadaver

I'm a bot. I think.

I think, therefore I bot...

-t

capuchin · Mar 7, 2006, 02:42 AM

Yeah. Me, two buddies, two girls, a crate of booze and a stinky, sweaty loft apartment.

I don't remember much, except that there was actual sex between actual members of the opposite sex, and that I had low-grade alcohol poisoning for about three days.

analogika · Mar 7, 2006, 03:55 AM

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