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Uday's Carcass
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Oct 18, 2003, 11:04 PM
 
I've been around these boards a long time and have accumulated a lot of funny (and enlightening) posts. I've selected a good many for your reading pleasure. You'll also get to see former locations, usernames, and sigs--all of which make me a unique character here at MacNN. Enjoy your exploration into my psyche!

Atef on Old Europe
Schroder pimp-slapped in elections
Atef speaks: Chirac and Schroder useful idiots for Saddam
Securing peace and freedom again falls to the English-speaking countries
Atef muses on Schroder and the then-looming Gulf War II
Atef on Public Transportation and Robert
France and Old Europe marginalised
Old Europe guilty of many things
Zarqawi's Stump imparts wisdom on warmongering
Atef gives you tax advice
I clarify my Holy Mission here at MacNN
More on my Holy Mission
Atef on Palestinian terrorism
Ignorance is bliss
voodoo gets shot down. Bad.
Nelson Mandela and South Africa
The Free World remains free because of the US
Unmarked and unmourned
Saddam
Suckling at the tit of American might
Saddam's tyranny
Shoots down the Nostralamuses
Mossad whacking terrorists internationally
I DO POETRY. I'll be here all night.
Reagan's greatness
Atef hits back at Cipher13 *And again*
On war, full of enlightenment by me for you
Voodoo and I get into a little spat
McDonald's
Atef versus mikethecrackhead
A good row with the misguided infidels
Analyse my dream
Nice rhetoric
Violence solves problems
One-sentence policy on terrorism
Usama gets deep *and defends it again*
Usama versus Michael Moore
Defending my usernames

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Oct 18, 2003, 11:20 PM
 
thanks...I'll pass.
     
Uday's Carcass  (op)
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Oct 18, 2003, 11:31 PM
 
Originally posted by Lerkfish:
thanks...I'll pass.
You don't know what you're missing.

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Oct 19, 2003, 06:17 AM
 
Boredom coupled with an over-inflated ego can be a dangerous thing.
     
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Oct 19, 2003, 11:25 AM
 
Originally posted by eklipse:
Boredom coupled with an over-inflated ego can be a dangerous thing.
meh. You haven't been here long. You get to meet some of my former (and sometimes still current) nemeses. Interesting reading.

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Oct 19, 2003, 11:58 AM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
meh. You haven't been here long. You get to meet some of my former (and sometimes still current) nemeses. Interesting reading.
You're not the only one with multiple identities. You don't know how long I've 'been here'.
     
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Oct 19, 2003, 12:10 PM
 
Originally posted by eklipse:
You're not the only one with multiple identities. You don't know how long I've 'been here'.
true. But I wear my schizophrenia on my shirt sleeve--meaning that my nik history is admitted and readily apparent to all forum infidels.

were you someone else in a former nik?

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Oct 19, 2003, 04:59 PM
 
Favourite Pol/War posts: A Self Tribute to Aggrandize my Obvious Personal Greatness
Ah, fixed the title for you, dead boy.

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Oct 19, 2003, 05:54 PM
 
Originally posted by BlackGriffen:
Ah, fixed the title for you, dead boy.

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but you must admit that you were entinced into reading some of them.

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Oct 19, 2003, 05:59 PM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
but you must admit that you were entinced into reading some of them.
If I did that, I'd be lying.

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Oct 19, 2003, 06:15 PM
 
Just curious -- where are you from that you spell it "favourite"?
     
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Oct 19, 2003, 06:33 PM
 
Originally posted by Icruise:
Just curious -- where are you from that you spell it "favourite"?
British infidels spell it that way.

neighbour
colour
favourite

and the all-time fav spelling: carcase. Yes, it is an accepted spelling of carcass.

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Oct 19, 2003, 06:45 PM
 
I am of course aware that it is a British spelling, but I got the impression from your recent posts that you were an American (when not impersonating dead Iraqis, that is).
     
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Oct 19, 2003, 08:48 PM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
carcase. Yes, it is an accepted spelling of carcass.
Not this again.

From the leading authority on British usage, "Fowler's Modern English Usage" (Oxford University Press):

carcass, pl. carcasses, are the forms recommended, not -ase(s).
Don't make me sic Maxelson on you.
     
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Oct 19, 2003, 11:19 PM
 
Originally posted by CaseCom:
Not this again.

From the leading authority on British usage, "Fowler's Modern English Usage" (Oxford University Press):
indeed--not this again. It is a form that is accepted, regardless of what your pompous 'leading authority' might say.

I really don't want to turn a thread that celebrates my accomplishments to degenerate into a spelling bee.

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Oct 20, 2003, 07:36 AM
 
How about we just turn this into a thread celebrating your inanity and puerile behavior?

How is it you've come to attack me when... geez... I ain't even around? Have not spoken to/ at/ with/ around near you in months? First strike policy is it? Feeling... not so fresh and a little inferior, are we?
Pathetic, really. And oh, so grown up and who's a big boy whooosum big big boy? Whooooo's little tum tum is that? Is that a belly button in de tum tum? Iiiiiiii think it is. Oooooo. I gotcher nose. I gotcher nose. Nope. Not giving it back.

Heh. Pompous. You self aggrandize in public and I'm the pompous one.
Well. I must admit, with this thread you do give lots of reasons to feel superior to you. Hell, with this thread, most forum members have shown themselves to be superior to you.

Learn how to act in public or just go back to tending your pillbug herd.

Oh. And I see you've given in to public pressure on that "accepted spelling" thing. Nice.
Tomorrow we'll start you off on colors.

I'm going to pull your head off because I don't like your head.
     
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Oct 20, 2003, 09:19 AM
 
Originally posted by maxelson:
How is it you've come to attack me when... geez... I ain't even around? Have not spoken to/ at/ with/ around near you in months? First strike policy is it?
how was I attacking you? You're the oversensitive one. Nothing I said was remotely related to you or directed against you. Get a grip on your hypersensitivity, infidel.
Oh. And I see you've given in to public pressure on that "accepted spelling" thing. Nice.
Tomorrow we'll start you off on colors.
I couldn't care less about public pressure or how you spell things. It's not my fault your ignorance permeates your posts and renders you Intellectually Impotent.


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Oct 20, 2003, 09:35 AM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
true. But I wear my schizophrenia on my shirt sleeve
Unfortunately, you wear a lot more than that on your shirt sleeve.

And for the record: I had quite enough skimming through all that tripe the first time around, thanks.

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Oct 20, 2003, 11:19 AM
 
Originally posted by eklipse:
You're not the only one with multiple identities. You don't know how long I've 'been here'.
So then tell us, what else have you been known as here?
     
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Oct 20, 2003, 11:53 AM
 
Originally posted by einmakom:
So then tell us, what else have you been known as here?
I'll leave that as an exercise to the reader.
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 10:51 AM
 
Originally posted by Icruise:
I am of course aware that it is a British spelling, but I got the impression from your recent posts that you were an American (when not impersonating dead Iraqis, that is).
Read his posts... not American.

He hates the Constituition, Freedom of Speach, Freedom of Religion. He endorses some terrorism.

I'd say he's French.
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 11:19 AM
 
Originally posted by eklipse:
Boredom coupled with an over-inflated ego can be a dangerous thing.
Aye, true.
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Oct 21, 2003, 12:54 PM
 
A fool is seduced by his own Voice.

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Oct 21, 2003, 12:59 PM
 
Originally posted by eklipse:
I'll leave that as an exercise to the reader.
ashamed to own up to your own posts, or just hold yourself in so high esteem as to think it's worth making it a puzzle?

Tell, or don't, but don't think you're any better or different from Uday/Atef/Usama/-et-al- if you're going to engage in silly games.
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 01:31 PM
 
Someone is getting awfully emotional over a username!
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 02:02 PM
 
Originally posted by einmakom:
ashamed to own up to your own posts, or just hold yourself in so high esteem as to think it's worth making it a puzzle?

Tell, or don't, but don't think you're any better or different from Uday/Atef/Usama/-et-al- if you're going to engage in silly games.
Excuse me, but it was Uday who drummed down eklipse for not being an ancient member. That was a stupid argument in its own right, even if it were true.

Eklipse merely pointed out that Uday had no way of knowing.

Now, you're calling him on "silly games", and at the same time, you're requesting he participate in some sort of username-penis-comparison that nobody was interested in in the first place?

I don't think so.

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Oct 21, 2003, 02:19 PM
 
Hey! MY username-penis is bigger than yours!
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 03:06 PM
 
Originally posted by lil'babykitten:
Someone is getting awfully emotional over a username!
Yes..., it reminds me of someone else.......
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 03:11 PM
 
Originally posted by eklipse:
Yes..., it reminds me of someone else.......
indeed it does......
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 03:25 PM
 
Originally posted by eklipse:
Yes..., it reminds me of someone else.......
Do you suppose KH (I hesitate to use the full name lest he reappear) flipped inside out and morphed in to dead boy?


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Oct 21, 2003, 04:40 PM
 
Originally posted by BlackGriffen:
Do you suppose KH (I hesitate to use the full name lest he reappear) flipped inside out and morphed in to dead boy?


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Oct 21, 2003, 08:20 PM
 
Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Excuse me, but it was Uday who drummed down eklipse for not being an ancient member. That was a stupid argument in its own right, even if it were true.
I didn't 'drum down' anyone. There you go distorting again. I told eklipse he probably hadn't seen my earlier posts b/c he wasn't a long-time member. He suggested that he might have been around under a previous nik, and I inquired as to whom he may have been.

Stop getting all bent out of shape over nothing.

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Oct 21, 2003, 08:45 PM
 
Originally posted by MacGorilla:
Don't even think that thought lest he appear!
I dunno. It might be useful to have a whack-o lefty so far left that he balances out all the whack-o righties around here.



Nah, that would be too much.

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Oct 21, 2003, 08:46 PM
 
Originally posted by macvillage.net:
Read his posts... not American.

He hates the Constituition, Freedom of Speach, Freedom of Religion. He endorses some terrorism.

I'd say he's French.
Robert stop being so childish. I love the constitution and all the freedoms it entails. Freedom of Speech included. It's what I do here everyday, bringing enlightenment and wisdom to the ignorant lemming herds of infidels.

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Oct 21, 2003, 08:47 PM
 
Originally posted by Lerkfish:
Hey! MY username-penis is bigger than yours!
Yes, but I go back longer.










</ouch>

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Oct 21, 2003, 08:49 PM
 
Originally posted by BlackGriffen:
I dunno. It might be useful to have a whack-o lefty so far left that he balances out all the whack-o righties around here.
I am balance. And we have enough left-wing extremists around here, thank you.

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Oct 21, 2003, 08:49 PM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
I didn't 'drum down' anyone. There you go distorting again. I told eklipse he probably hadn't seen my earlier posts b/c he wasn't a long-time member. He suggested that he might have been around under a previous nik, and I inquired as to whom he may have been.

Stop getting all bent out of shape over nothing.
Dude, serious question:

What exactly is your point in this thread?

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Oct 21, 2003, 08:58 PM
 
Originally posted by Spheric Harlot:
Dude, serious question:

What exactly is your point in this thread?
The title says it all. Plus I find the quotes funny, which means a good number of you apostatic fools would get a chuckle from it.

This thread really doesn't need infidel commentary unless you're reading the links and chiming in with short one-liners and maybe a favourite passage of yours.

'Uday 1:14, my favourite!'

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Oct 21, 2003, 09:01 PM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
I am balance. And we have enough left-wing extremists around here, thank you.
Don't tempt me, I may just hunt him down and bring him back. That guy was so far left, he cut off his right arm, poked out his right eye, and chopped off his right nut just because he didn't want to have anything 'right wing' associated with him.

I don't know if you've noticed, but you are one of the right wing extremists around here. If anything, I would say that zigzag is the closest to being an actual centrist, and I'm just a shade left of center.

Balance isn't worth dragging an @ss that big back in to here, though. I guess I'll just have to settle for watching the very capable lefties here (like t-f, FA, and theo) duke it out.

BlackGriffen

P.S. Did anyone else find it odd that the moment Simey took a sabbatical, both moki and spacefreak increased their activity? What, do you guys coordinate at a monthly MacNN righty mixer or something?
     
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Oct 21, 2003, 09:05 PM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
The title says it all. Plus I find the quotes funny, which means a good number of you apostatic fools would get a chuckle from it.

This thread really doesn't need infidel commentary unless you're reading the links and chiming in with short one-liners and maybe a favourite passage of yours.

'Uday 1:14, my favourite!'
When you're letting your head get as fat as you do in this thread, it's just such an easy target, that I nearly passed up mocking you out of pity. Then I realized that nobody would be dumb enough to start a self aggrandizing thread like this and not expect to be torn in to.

Since I concluded that you must like it, I thought I would grant your metaphorical request with all the mockery and mirth I could muster.

Is that why you wear a turban? To hide your ego-swollen head?



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Oct 22, 2003, 06:22 AM
 
Originally posted by BlackGriffen:
Do you suppose KH (I hesitate to use the full name lest he reappear) flipped inside out and morphed in to dead boy?
The one quick way to decide this is to ask dead boy his opinion on Apple not allowing you to run Quartz Extreme on a 4MB RAGE card.

If it develops into a multi-page argument with moki over the finer points of graphics card technology - you've found your man.
     
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I miss Kelly Hogan / El pre$idente



Come BAAAAACK!!
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Oct 22, 2003, 10:21 AM
 
Originally posted by voodoo:
I miss Kelly Hogan / El pre$idente



Come BAAAAACK!!
Insh Allah, he won't come back. He was the biggest troll ever. I have intelligent and enlightening things to say, but this baboon's arse was just lame.

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Oct 22, 2003, 10:30 AM
 
Originally posted by Uday's Carcass:
I have ... this baboon's arse ...
Sorry.

Just had to do some nvaughn3-style quoting.

It was just too tempting.

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