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Cubeoid is going on a diet!
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Ladies and gentlemen, lately my sexyness has suffered. I am too fat, which makes me sad. So in 2006, I vow to shed 12 kg to look sooo good again. Please suggest tips on how to lose the weight fast and simple. Wish me luck and say goodbye to the fat, unatractive Cubeoid and prepare for a sexy new Cubeoid!
Here is how I appear now (roughly):
and the future me:
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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iMac, Intel Core-Duo 2GHz, 2GB, 250GB, OS X 10.4
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iMac G3, 333MHz, 288MB, 6GB, OS X 10.3
iPods: 3G iPod, 1G mini, 1G shuffle, 2G nano
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Baninated
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Keep the help coming fellows! Let's get Cubeoid looking sooooo good!
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"Criticism is a misconception: we must read not to understand others but to understand ourselves.”
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Baninated
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Originally Posted by Pendergast
Sexoid?
Sexyoid!
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Sexyoid!
No, that was a tip. More sexoid for the Cubeoid burns the calories.
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Baninated
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Originally Posted by euchomai
No, that was a tip. More sexoid for the Cubeoid burns the calories.
Awesome. Euchmai, I'm begining to like you more and more. I imagine you as that seal on your signature.
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Awesome. Euchmai, I'm begining to like you more and more. I imagine you as that seal on your signature.
I hope then cute one on the right!
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Try turning off the computer! </End> of problem.
I'm also going to dedicate to losing the pound and half of flubber that I gained eating all these holiday meals. Wish me luck. I'm going to need it.
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Originally Posted by nbnz
Great site..... I'm looking at starting a running program and this looks to be a great starting place for me......
Thanks
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Good luck with your diet Cubey!
Maybe you could just make a life-sized maze like you have in your sig, and lose weight trying to find your way out of it?
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try to be vegetarian. saying "I'm vegetarian" is a lot less depressing than saying "I'm on a diet."
and exercise is key. not only does it burn energy, it takes up a lot of that extra time you might otherwise spend agonizing over how hungry you are. you don't feel hunger as much when your mind and body are active.
also, if you don't know what you're doing when it comes to diet (I certainly don't), take some daily vitamins. nothing worse than going on a starvation diet and then becoming malnurished but still overweight.
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Baninated
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Awesome. Thanks for the help Uncle Skeleton... it feels like your my actual Uncle, only a skeleton, plus anyone that deson't take diet advice from you is a fool, I mean, look at you!
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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What's your current height/weight?
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You can't eat all those hamburgers, you hear me you ridiculous man?
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Originally Posted by Uncle Skeleton
also, if you don't know what you're doing when it comes to diet (I certainly don't), take some daily vitamins. nothing worse than going on a starvation diet and then becoming malnurished but still overweight.
It depends on your metabolism, i used to be quite overweight 5'11"/220lbs and a drug induced starvation diet worked wonders for me, dipping down to 130lbs and now i hover around a healthy 150lbs mark (notwithstanding a small spike during this xmas period ) - and god it was easy, so effortless. Probably wouldn't recommend it to everyone but hey, i know i'd never commit to a daily 5 mile run or anything. And as a bonus, now i have these huge leg calf and leg muscles from lugging around all that extra weight before!
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You can't eat all those hamburgers, you hear me you ridiculous man?
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Ladies and gentlemen, lately my sexyness has suffered. I am too fat, which makes me sad. So in 2006, I vow to shed 12 kg to look sooo good again. Please suggest tips on how to lose the weight fast and simple. Wish me luck and say goodbye to the fat, unatractive Cubeoid and prepare for a sexy new Cubeoid!
Here is how I appear now (roughly):
and the future me:
First your current you is missing a penis in that picture since I see no cloth, this could explain a lot
Second, the pic of the guy you have there for your future you is very dam hot! Which makes me thing your gay (closet case) because only a gay guy or woman would pick out such a hunk
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Missed 2012 by 3 days, RIP Grandma :-(
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Baninated
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I am not gay. As for the current me, that isn't the best picture, the penis is hidden and it was a lousy photographer which has since been fired, rest assured my penis is existant and fully operational.
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Blandine Bureau 1940 - 2011
Missed 2012 by 3 days, RIP Grandma :-(
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I join you Cubeoid. I just went for a big long walk (not a fast one, but involved crazily dancing with my cousin so as to scare passers by, so it took up some energy). Now I have to work on the food thing. Gah, it's crap when someone else buys all your food.
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Baninated
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Originally Posted by storer
I join you Cubeoid. I just went for a big long walk (not a fast one, but involved crazily dancing with my cousin so as to scare passers by, so it took up some energy). Now I have to work on the food thing. Gah, it's crap when someone else buys all your food.
Awesome young Storer, you can be my diet-buddy! Let's get looking awesome and soooo good together! Destination: Sexyness!!! All aboard. Cubeoid and Storer! GO! GO! GO!
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I started before Christmas, up to 70 crunchies in a shot now
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Missed 2012 by 3 days, RIP Grandma :-(
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Originally Posted by Uncle Skeleton
also, if you don't know what you're doing when it comes to diet (I certainly don't), take some daily vitamins. nothing worse than going on a starvation diet and then becoming malnurished but still overweight.
I didn't want to say anything, but now that you mention it-- you do look a little malnurished, although look at how much weight you lost! [/(bad?) joke]
Anyway, good luck on your diet, Cubeoid!
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Whatever you say Sir. Cubeoid.
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Pfft, I already look like the second guy, and I am 32.
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
Sexy hemorrhoid!
Fixinated!
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Clinically Insane
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I wish you all the best Cubeoid, my friend.
Eating in moderation is important. For long lasting weight loss there is not quick way. Exercise is important.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Clinically Insane
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Originally Posted by wdlove
Posting in moderation is important.
Fixinated.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Pfft, I already look like the second guy, and I am 32.
Really!
hummmmm
Say we should um go out for coffee some time
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Going out for coffee with a friend is awesome.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Originally Posted by Cubeoid
and the future me:
Are you sure it's not going to be:
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how bout some naked b4s and afters?
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Baninated
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by Athens
Really!
hummmmm
Say we should um go out for coffee some time
Heh if I was closer I would have no problem having coffee with you. But that is as far as it would go.
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Go to the Congo and live with the pygmies.
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