[historylme]

Here you go boys.

There're some recomendations, and don't forget to shop for used items.

[rickey939]

[nredman]

sweet i have been looking for a new "Sunrise Pocket Pussy Masturbator"

[lavar78]

"Great Hera!"

[Apple Pro Underwear]

Originally Posted by nredman

sweet i have been looking for a new "Sunrise Pocket Pussy Masturbator"

can i post this? i know this forum is stuposedly family rated — but amazon is too.

hey mods, is it ook to post this?





http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=hpc&v=glance

[The Windozer]

Great. We can now add thumbs to the list of human organs made obsolete by science.
-At least for the male half of the human population.

[historylme]

Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear

can i post this? i know this forum is stuposedly family rated — but amazon is too.

hey mods, is it ook to post this?





http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=hpc&v=glance

You forgot the review:


9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

4 out of 5 stars It's realistic all right., August 6, 2005

Reviewer: Anti-Harvard "Moongrim 'Pro-Idiot" (West of Eugene, Oregon) - See all my reviews
It's realistic in that like a LOT of women, it just lies there expecting you to do all the work.
Yes I tried it out, and I think I'll hold onto it for those times the monthly visitor cometh. I have no idea whether or not it goes on the rag too, yet.
Like real ones it requires maintenance, just cleaning. Not a house, a car and alimony. It doesn't have a mother that's always dropping by to make your life hell. Nor does it have a brother who's sponging off of you.

True it won't fetch you a drink or make you brekky. But neither does it have cold feet or hog the covers. It was rather nicely tight, but only at the entrance where upon the tube opened up and had way more give.

It is useful for experimentation. Mayhap I can see if I can squeeze a baby doll through it and see if it's still as tight. I can always give it away as a gag gift to the next departing co-worker. Or leave it in his lunch box. The possibilities are endless!

[rozwado1]

Originally Posted by history1me

I can see if I can squeeze a baby doll through it and see if it's still as tight.

priceless.

[Eug Wanker]

Hey sweet, only 79¢:

[Kenneth]

Do we need a sex forum now?

[Kerrigan]

Well Apple lists pornography in its Podcast directory homepage, so maybe it really is time for a MacNN masturbation lounge.

[Apple Pro Underwear]

i dare somebody to start linking images of vaginas in here — THAT ARE MEDICAL BASED. i am always interested in seeing how or what macnn admins do in these type of situations.

[IceEnclosure]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Well Apple lists pornography in its Podcast directory homepage, so maybe it really is time for a MacNN masturbation lounge.

Circle Jerk.

The next revision of the 'Mighty Mouse' will have bluetooth and a 'vibrate' feature alerting you to an incoming call. It will be used for other things. Macs will become as feminine as Florida State University.

[suvsr4terrorists]

Cool, if you can find the alcohol section of amazon or ebay so I can get my booze cheaper, feel free. That'd be excellent.

[m a d r a]

i loved the review of the 79 cent "mini massager". presumably she was typing this with her eyes still watering!...

Reviewer:CaliChrissy (Santa Cruz, CA)
I very much enjoyed this purchase but was shocked at its size. Mini is very inaccurate, turns out it takes a 9 Volt Battery. Its more then an inch in diameter and its 6.5 inches long without base. Still a steal at 79 cents. But again, MUCH larger then it looks.

[nredman]

i've tried to use that line before but it doesnt really work..."It's much larger then it looks!!!"

[Captain Obvious]

facinating
If i saw this without being told what it was I'd guess it was a baby toy.

[m a d r a]

Originally Posted by nredman

i've tried to use that line before but it doesnt really work..."It's much larger then it looks!!!"

women just don't get perspective, do they?

[Nexus5]

WTF? This looks sick.



Nexus5.

[Captain Obvious]

Originally Posted by Nexus5

WTF? This looks sick.



Nexus5.

That i have seen before. They sell it at places like sharper Image. Its a scalp massager. Its just copper bent into a crown. I don't get why its listed as a sexual toy on Amazon.

http://www.healiohealth.com/tek9.asp...cific=jpgpepf0

[m a d r a]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

Its a scalp massager..... I don't get why its listed as a sexual toy on Amazon......

is that what your wife told you?

[Captain Obvious]

That would be funny if anyone could think of any other conceivable way to use that thing.

[m a d r a]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

That would be funny if anyone could think of any other conceivable way to use that thing.

[Face Ache]

Originally Posted by nredman

sweet i have been looking for a new "Sunrise Pocket Pussy Masturbator"

Man, you've got one spoilt cat.

[mojo2]

Originally Posted by Face Ache

Man, you've got one spoilt cat.

May I give an unsolicited, unhesitating and unqualified endorsement for Astroglide?

KY is an adequate, functional lubricant.

But, Astroglide is a perfect formulation of not-too-thick but not-too-watery clear smooth, viscuous, tasteles, odorless, non-staining miracle liquid that is as close to a woman as can possibly be.





10/10 Thumbs up!!!

Highest rating.

[jasonsRX7]

Originally Posted by Captain Obvious

That i have seen before. They sell it at places like sharper Image. Its a scalp massager. Its just copper bent into a crown. I don't get why its listed as a sexual toy on Amazon.

http://www.healiohealth.com/tek9.asp...cific=jpgpepf0

Yeah I have one of those, but it's called the Head Wizard and instead of having a pocket rocket on the end of it, it has a wizards head. I got it as a gift, and since it was called the Head Wizard, I was hoping it did something else, too.

[spauldingg]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan

Well Apple lists pornography in its Podcast directory homepage, so maybe it really is time for a MacNN masturbation lounge.

Oh, but we have one already

[spauldingg]

35% Off?!!! What use is an "erection ring" that isn't all the way on?
Price: $39.95
Sale: $25.95

Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 business days from MyPleasure


Features:

A vibrating, soft-jelly erection ring in the shape of a coiled cobra
Easily positioned to hit all your most sensitive erogenous zones
Features a three-speed removable vibrating bullet
Dimensions: 5" x 2" (ring can accommodate up to any size)
Requires two AA batteries (not included)

[mojo2]

Originally Posted by spauldingg

Oh, but we have one already

You have a gift.

[Rev-O]

USB Vibrator? Sweet Mother of Jesus! It's even plugged into an Apple Pro Keyboard!

Features:

Fingertip vibrator plugs into any USB port
Comes with a soft sleeve featuring satiny ribs
Vibrator made of lavender hard plastic, sleeve made of clear jelly rubber

Hey, you could even be the first person to review this item!

Gah...

[sek929]

Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear

can i post this? i know this forum is stuposedly family rated — but amazon is too.

hey mods, is it ook to post this?





http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=hpc&v=glance

"7-inch tube at the rear that contains hundreds of soft UR3TM spikes to simulate the feel of a real woman"

Spikes? I'm no Hug Hefner but the girls I made it with were minus the spikes

[nredman]

Originally Posted by Apple Pro Underwear

can i post this? i know this forum is stuposedly family rated — but amazon is too.

hey mods, is it ook to post this?





http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg...s=hpc&v=glance

damn i thought i was bold for saying "pussy" - guess not

[slugslugslug]

One is still probably better off buying from Blowfish, Good Vibrations, or Toys In Babeland, as those places pretty much only stock quality toys and lube (one might argue, though, that they're a bit too selective in stocking their videos. All the Doc Johnson gear and the toys named after porn stars are crap.

Still, shopping at Amazon's always been trouble-free for me, so it's good to know that I can always throw some perv gear in with my books and get that Super Saver shipping!

P.S. Maximus gets a in the lube dep't from these pervs.

[Kevin]

Originally Posted by Eug Wanker

Hey sweet, only 79¢:

[mojo2]

Originally Posted by sek929

"7-inch tube at the rear that contains hundreds of soft UR3TM spikes to simulate the feel of a real woman"

Spikes? I'm no Hug Hefner but the girls I made it with were minus the spikes

This review is pretty funny.

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13 of 14 people found the following review helpful:

It's realistic all right., August 6, 2005
Reviewer: Anti-Harvard "Moongrim 'Pro-Idiot" (West of Eugene, Oregon) - See all my reviews
It's realistic in that like a LOT of women, it just lies there expecting you to do all the work.
Yes I tried it out, and I think I'll hold onto it for those times the monthly visitor cometh. I have no idea whether or not it goes on the rag too, yet.
Like real ones it requires maintenance, just cleaning. Not a house, a car and alimony. It doesn't have a mother that's always dropping by to make your life hell. Nor does it have a brother who's sponging off of you.

True it won't fetch you a drink or make you brekky. But neither does it have cold feet or hog the covers. It was rather nicely tight, but only at the entrance where upon the tube opened up and had way more give.

It is useful for experimentation. Mayhap I can see if I can squeeze a baby doll through it and see if it's still as tight. I can always give it away as a gag gift to the next departing co-worker. Or leave it in his lunch box. The possibilities are endless!

[JoshuaZ]

Originally Posted by Rev-O

USB Vibrator? Sweet Mother of Jesus! It's even plugged into an Apple Pro Keyboard!

Features:

Fingertip vibrator plugs into any USB port
Comes with a soft sleeve featuring satiny ribs
Vibrator made of lavender hard plastic, sleeve made of clear jelly rubber

Hey, you could even be the first person to review this item!

Gah...

I guess we're now in a digital age... or something like that...

Oh the humanity.

But on an upnote people can now order sex toys in Amazon boxes. Great for all those poor souls living at home with the parents.

[jcadam]

Originally Posted by mojo2

May I give an unsolicited, unhesitating and unqualified endorsement for Astroglide?

KY is an adequate, functional lubricant.

But, Astroglide is a perfect formulation of not-too-thick but not-too-watery clear smooth, viscuous, tasteles, odorless, non-staining miracle liquid that is as close to a woman as can possibly be.





10/10 Thumbs up!!!

Highest rating.

seconded.
Astroglide is the best.

[Salty]

Originally Posted by JoshuaZ

But on an upnote people can now order sex toys in Amazon boxes. Great for all those poor souls living at home with the parents.

I would NEVER want to order anything at home like that... not that I really feel a need for sex toys but... I mean...

"Hey Son what did you get in that box from Amazon?"
"Uhh.... a new book."
"Which one?"
"Uhh... uhh... one about sex toys... I mean... uhh... crap!"

Or, "Son, you got some mail"
"Yah? What kind?"
"I dono... lemmie open... oh... my... uhh... this must be a mistake... uhh..."

[Kerrigan]

Plus you wouldn't want to be outed to your parents after they find that 10" black jello-dong addressed to you

[slugslugslug]

Boys w/dildos ≠ gay

[Kerrigan]

[slugslugslug]

Here's something to alleviate your befuddlement, Kerrigan. You might want to think about whether you're ready to click it..

[Fyre4ce]

Heh, I clicked the link and saw "The Rabbit" vibrator. There was a Sex and the City episode all about The Rabbit.

[itistoday]

Originally Posted by Nexus5

WTF? This looks sick.



Nexus5.

That thing is amazing. It's totally worth the money. The feeling is indescribable...

[Kevin]

[itistoday]

Kevin, you seem to be constantly misspelling "teh". Shame on you.