[Doofy]

Originally Posted by Salty 

Ouch, I'll have you know I've had a fair number of very very cute guys interested in me... problem is our personalities tend to not end up clicking...

Well blow me down with a feather.

[calverson]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

Well blow me

This thread is getting way to gay.

[Spheric Harlot]

Originally Posted by calverson 

This thread is getting way to gay.

We all know what they say about homophobes, natch.

[brassplayersrock²]

Originally Posted by calverson 

This thread is getting way to gay.

you know you like it.

[Salty]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

How do you make this determination? Can you give us an example?

Well when you tell them about something that's important in your life, like for me one of the reasons I run the Church is to provide a safe place for homos as well as to provide an example of Christian spirituality in a gay context to others, which over time should lead to changes within the broader church. And when someone tells me, "Ohh I don't think we need to do that sort of thing, I mean sure I cried every day of high school cause I was picked on for being different, but I'm a stronger person for it." I just know that despite being absolutely gorgeous, he just isn't m'guy.

[- - e r i k - -]

Originally Posted by calverson 

This thread is getting way to gay.

Isn't that what Salty used to say back in the days?

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - - 

Isn't that what Salty used to say back in the days?

Tou-fscking-ché!

(Actually, I’d argue that a thread that started with descriptions of actual gay blowjobs and after seven pages had only evolved to deliberately misquoted hints about gay blowjobs is a far cry from ‘getting’ way too gay—quite the contrary!)

[besson3c]

[Doofy]

Why are you posting pics of you and your Thai mail order bride, Bess?

[besson3c]

Actually, that's a picture of Art Bell, and I have reason to believe that Abe is actually Art Bell. Did you happen to notice that once Art Bell left the show that Abe also left MacNN? Also, Abe talks about Art Bell all the time.

[Railroader]

You talk about Abe all the time. Are you Art Bell?

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Actually, that's a picture of Art Bell, and I have reason to believe that Abe is actually Art Bell. Did you happen to notice that once Art Bell left the show that Abe also left MacNN? Also, Abe talks about Art Bell all the time.

So your Thai mail order bride's name is "Art Bell" and she's actually the NN member "Abe"? Weird name for a Thai girl, but there you go. Whatever floats your boat.

[osiris]

Art Bell isn't a Mac user. But then, some MacNN members aren't either.

[Salty]

Originally Posted by osiris 

Art Bell isn't a Mac user. But then, some MacNN members aren't either.

I access the forum via a blackberry hacked running linux... actually I wonder if you could do that?

[osiris]

Originally Posted by Salty 

I access the forum via a blackberry hacked running linux... actually I wonder if you could do that?

I think you may require a large magnifying glass. (I used to access the forums on a Samsung SGHT809, over a regular cell line.lol)

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by Railroader 

You talk about Abe all the time. Are you Art Bell?

Tou-fscking-ché!

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

By the end of January, [2006] Bell began hinting that he was making a significant life decision, but that he would keep it a secret for at least one year, asking listeners to remind him in 2007 to let them in on it. By March, he was saying that he would soon take a "huge risk" and "do something rash." On April 15, 2006, he ended the mystery and, to the mild surprise of listeners, revealed that, after several weeks of mourning, he had recently gone to the Philippines and married Airyn Ruiz,[15] whose name is pronounced like the name "Irene," but Art likes to pronounce her name as "Arin." This is because during their Internet dating Art imprinted the spelling of her name with that pronunciation. Airyn Ruiz Bell is a recent college graduate. Ruiz — given Bell's private e-mail address by an amateur radio friend—had contacted Bell to offer condolences shortly after Ramona's death. After "dating" via Internet video conferencing for "hundreds of hours," the two married one week after Bell arrived in the Philippines to actually meet her in person . Bell also paid for his friend—who was courting Airyn's sister—to accompany him to the Philippines and marry her. The two couples wed in a double marriage ceremony on April 11, 2006.

On October 7, 2006, Bell announced on Coast to Coast that Ruiz was pregnant with the couple's first child. Art told listeners that the couple's child was indeed a girl as many listeners suspected. He noted that they had been hoping for a girl and had announced only a girl's name for their unborn child in hopes of receiving a girl.

Art and Airyn's baby girl, Asia Rayne Bell, was born on May 30, 2007.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_Bell#Marriages

[Kerrigan]

Regarding the earlier discussion on how everyone is secretly or partially bisexual...

Bisexuality is a myth. It only "occurs" when gay men who are in a relationship with a woman want to sneak around with men, leading them to say they're "bi". Or with pornstars and other people with no self-respect who will engage in any sexual act with any gender for money.

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by Doofy 

So your Thai mail order bride's name is "Art Bell" and she's actually the NN member "Abe"? Weird name for a Thai girl, but there you go. Whatever floats your boat.

Yes, Abe is my secret Thai lover. This can no longer remain a secret. I am Art Bell, Abe is that woman in that picture, and we are lovers.

[brassplayersrock²]

i knew that

[auto_immune]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter 

Those who know me know I'm no homophobe and that I am, also, 100% secure in my heterosexuality. But after much begging and pleading by a gay guy of my acquaintance I allowed him to have his way with me. Orally. He enjoyed it. I didn't.

Some might say it is no big deal. Some might say this makes me a "gay."

I'd say it is somewhere in between. It is a deal. A gay deal. I'm still 100% secure in my bisexuality.

I share this here only because a poster I've never exchanged posts with has expressed a desire for some more interesting threads.

Seems I'm granting all kinds of requests these days.

*Fixed

[Face Ache]

Abe is so heterosexual that he can blow in another guy's mouth without feeling the least bit gay.

Even Chuck Norris isn't that straight.

[Salty]

Bisexuality is NOT a myth... I'm sorry if you're gay you don't enjoy banging a woman, and I have met a couple guys in "straight relationships" who when they found out I was gay wanted to do some hush hush kinky weird stuff.

[Laminar]

Vomit.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

Regarding the earlier discussion on how everyone is secretly or partially bisexual...

Bisexuality is a myth. It only "occurs" when gay men who are in a relationship with a woman want to sneak around with men, leading them to say they're "bi". Or with pornstars and other people with no self-respect who will engage in any sexual act with any gender for money.

Salty’s ever-so-slighty TMI-ish anecdotal evidence aside, that is just rubbish. Of course bisexuality exists.

[dcmacdaddy]

Originally Posted by Salty 

Bisexuality is NOT a myth... I'm sorry if you're gay you don't enjoy banging a woman, and I have met a couple guys in "straight relationships" who when they found out I was gay wanted to do some hush hush kinky weird stuff.

Of course your straight guy friends had an interest in you. I can't imagine any straight guy meeting you and not feeling a frisson of attraction towards you.
Let's see if he takes this seriously or figures out I am making fun of him for his complete self-absorption and total self-centeredness.

[Kerrigan]

You're either gay, straight, or lying.

Ok, admittedly there are plenty of historical figures from pre-modern times like Cicero who were bisexual, but in my own life I have never met anyone who was not firmly in one camp or the other. I have met people who claim they are bi but it is clear they are gay.

[Doofy]

Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy 

frisson

Ooo. Nice word.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

You're either gay, straight, or lying.

Ok, admittedly there are plenty of historical figures from pre-modern times like Cicero who were bisexual, but in my own life I have never met anyone who was not firmly in one camp or the other. I have met people who claim they are bi but it is clear they are gay.

I've never met anyone from Peru, therefore Peruvians are just a myth and don't actually exist.

[Dakar V]

I just wanna know if that includes women.

[sek929]

I know plenty of Bi women.

In fact my first time was with a Bi girl, who just recently hooked up with another one of my girl friends.

The way I see it is that sometimes they want someone more adept at using their equipment, of course they can always look to sek for that too

[Kerrigan]

I'm sorry but even women who claim to be bi give off distinct lesbian vibes.

I find it somewhat humorous how this thread is full of heterosexuals claiming to have some sort of insight into homosexual and bisexual tendencies. It reminds me of those white guys who dress and act "black" but in reality have no clue what it is like to be black.

[Laminar]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

I'm sorry but even women who claim to be bi give off distinct lesbian vibes.

Oh, is that because they like having sex with other girls? Astonishing!

Pardon the implications of the analogy, but that's like saying cancer doctors can't speculate and study the causes of and reasons behind cancer if they haven't had it themselves.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

You're either gay, straight, or lying.

Ok, admittedly there are plenty of historical figures from pre-modern times like Cicero who were bisexual, but in my own life I have never met anyone who was not firmly in one camp or the other. I have met people who claim they are bi but it is clear they are gay.

Still rubbish.

I know quite a few people, of both genders, who are bisexual. One of my very good friends has, during the time I’ve known him, had three boyfriends and three girlfriends, and there have been no indications whatsoever that he was just pretending or lying or trying to convince himself with either of them.

Anecdotal evidence means bupkis.

[sek929]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

I'm sorry but even women who claim to be bi give off distinct lesbian vibes.

What don't you get about this situation.

Girl has b/f, girl also bangs girls, girl bangs me, then more girls, then me again.

Bi people do exist, and yes, I can make an informed deduction about this without being in the fany-bandit club.

[Big Mac]

We should take the temperature of this thread with teh gayness meter.

[Spheric Harlot]

Originally Posted by Kerrigan 

You're either gay, straight, or lying.

Ok, admittedly there are plenty of historical figures from pre-modern times like Cicero who were bisexual, but in my own life I have never met anyone who was not firmly in one camp or the other. I have met people who claim they are bi but it is clear they are gay.

You're wrong, and people probably just no longer bother trying to explain anything to you.

[Dakar V]

Would the mods mind deleting the 15 posts of crap bpr flooded the thread with? Its distracting.

[Chuckit]

All gone. Would have done it earlier, but my Internets have been acting up.

[Salty]

Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 

You're wrong, and people probably just no longer bother trying to explain anything to you.

And thus you've described the lounge. Ignorance applied to ignorance, piled on ignorance, in a cage match with ignorance. (And me being wonderfully gay.)

[Dakar V]

Originally Posted by Chuckit 

All gone. Would have done it earlier, but my Internets have been acting up.

Thanks.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Yes, Abe is my secret Thai lover. This can no longer remain a secret. I am Art Bell, Abe is that woman in that picture, and we are lovers.

Are you willing to disclose the identity of our love child?

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by auto_immune 

*Fixed

You don't matter to anyone here, do you?

[besson3c]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter 

Are you willing to disclose the identity of our love child?

Which one?

[kmkkid]

Originally Posted by Big Mac 

We should take the temperature of this thread with teh gayness meter.

[Oisín]

Originally Posted by Salty 

And thus you've described the lounge. Ignorance applied to ignorance, piled on ignorance, in a cage match with ignorance. (And me being wonderfully gay.)

Wow, a pithy, astute observation by Salty—without even a “that said”. There’s hope yet for the world.

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by besson3c 

Which one?

There's more than ONE???

[Ratm]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter 

Those who know me know I'm no homophobe and that I am, also, 100% secure in my heterosexuality. But after much begging and pleading by a gay guy of my acquaintance I allowed him to have his way with me. Orally. He enjoyed it. I didn't.

Some might say it is no big deal. Some might say this makes me a "gay."

I'd say it is somewhere in between. It is a deal. A gay deal. But I'm still 100% secure in my heterosexuality.

I share this here only because a poster I've never exchanged posts with has expressed a desire for some more interesting threads.

Seems I'm granting all kinds of requests these days.

did you get hard? did you cum? and you didn't enjoy it? gay guys give the best blow jobs. don't ask me how I know, I just do. Better than any women I've had in the past.

[Dork.]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter 

Are you willing to disclose the identity of our love child?

Dad?

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by Dork. 

Dad?

Dork., I thought your dad's name was Darth.