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aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Yes, it is!

How have you been? What have you been doing with yourself? Did you go to the inauguration?

Had a health scare but I'm ok now. Nope. I waste little time idolizing President Obama.

How about you?

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 10:50 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Had a health scare but I'm ok now. Nope. I waste little time idolizing President Obama.

How about you?

Well, now that you're back I look forward to some of your research explaining how Obama is a secret Muslim.

I'm doing great, and even more so now that you're back!

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Well, now that you're back I look forward to some of your research explaining how Obama is a secret Muslim.

I'm doing great, and even more so now that you're back!

You are very kind. Thank you.

However, I have no access to the PL so here in the main room we just deal with Obama and Muslims tangentially.

besson3c · Jan 28, 2009, 10:58 PM

Well, maybe instead of Muslims we could secretly replace that word with something else, like maybe "stapler", and maybe Obama with "BJ" (which is short for "Black Jesus")?

aberdeenwriter · Jan 28, 2009, 11:07 PM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Well, maybe instead of Muslims we could secretly replace that word with something else, like maybe "stapler", and maybe Obama with "BJ" (which is short for "Black Jesus")?

Ok. Stapler and BJ it is. But only tangentially.

- - e r i k - - · Jan 28, 2009, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

And after getting the answer what does that make me?

Secure in your sexuality, smug that you went to such lengths to prove it and more than a little relieved.

brassplayersrock² · Jan 28, 2009, 11:59 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

And we all know why they call him Big Dick Cheney, right?

the way you're going, you could be telling us why soon.

welcome back

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:46 AM

Originally Posted by - - e r i k - -

Secure in your sexuality, smug that you went to such lengths to prove it and more than a little relieved.

Right. Right. And something like that.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²

the way you're going, you could be telling us why soon.

welcome back

Thank you BPR!

Good to see you, man!

SpaceMonkey · Jan 29, 2009, 12:48 AM

This thread reminds me of the lyrics in that song from the "Team America: World Police" movie, called "Only A Woman":

And on saturdays when I've been partying hard
And it's 4 in the morning, and I'm on my fith tab of E
that's the only time I don't even care if you are a woman

Right now
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can do it just the right way
Only a woman
Should be doing that right now
I just want you to be a woman
Please just be a woman
Or a man...

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

This thread reminds me of the lyrics in that song from the "Team America: World Police" movie, called "Only A Woman":

Hey man.

Funny lyrics.

iMOTOR · Jan 29, 2009, 12:56 AM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

He was as far left as they came.

What position was he in when he came?

*rimshot*

SpaceMonkey · Jan 29, 2009, 12:58 AM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

Hey man.

Funny lyrics.

I can't believe you haven't posted in years and you still have more stars than me.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

I can't believe you haven't posted in years and you still have more stars than me.

Well, the joke's on me. You have spent your life doing productive things.

All I have are stars.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 01:11 AM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

What position was he in when he came?

*rimshot*

Hi, iMOTOR.

I get the joke.

FYI, he was seated and I stood before him.

iMOTOR · Jan 29, 2009, 01:21 AM

Next time, try it with knee pads.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 01:31 AM

Originally Posted by iMOTOR

Next time, try it with knee pads.

There wasn't a first time the way you are thinking of it. He did me, I just stood there.

And there won't be a next time. I didn't enjoy it.

sek929 · Jan 29, 2009, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

I'd say it was a damn good pun, sek929.

Thanks.

It was either that or Abe delivers!

Doofy · Jan 29, 2009, 03:58 AM

Doof had a gay experience once.

He went up to his mom's house for tea and was forced to watch about a half hour of "Dancing With The Stars".

calverson · 04:31 AM

Holy crap Abe.

This is definitely a way to introduce yourself.

Well thanks, this thread is interesting. My name is Calverson, and most people hate me.

Example

On a more pertinent note, I have allowed girls to go down on me, as a favor to them. And a few times, half-way through the "act" I have looked down and thought too myself "damn girl, if only you knew what you looked like."

calverson · Jan 29, 2009, 04:28 AM

sek929 likes Tool

Shaddim · Jan 29, 2009, 06:01 AM

Many years ago (>10) I kissed a guy, but didn't like it. I am one to try new things, but that just didn't suit me.

Shaddim · Jan 29, 2009, 06:02 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Doof had a gay experience once.

He went up to his mom's house for tea and was forced to watch about a half hour of "Dancing With The Stars".

Can't say I've ever gone that far. *shudder*

moonmonkey · Jan 29, 2009, 06:17 AM

Hi Aberdenwrieter,

Did you have your eyes opened or closed?

Maflynn · Jan 29, 2009, 09:32 AM

Wow, I wasn't sure I wanted to chime in this thread but after seeing Abe bend over backwards justifying his actions I couldn't help chime in.

You basically had sex with a man but but state you're 100% secure in your heterosexuality of course saying your secure in your heterosexuality and being heterosexual are two different things You can be 100% in your knowledge that you're not heterosexual.

Given that Abe is seeming coming out of the closet, The next thing we'll see here in the lounge is that Salty is gay too.

Really if you want to have sex with a man, that's your business but to flaunt it and then say your not gay is well soo GHAY

Laminar · Jan 29, 2009, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by Maflynn

Wow, I wasn't sure I wanted to chime in this thread but after seeing Abe bend over backwards justifying his actions I couldn't help chime in.

You basically had sex with a man but but state you're 100% secure in your heterosexuality of course saying your secure in your heterosexuality and being heterosexual are two different things You can be 100% in your knowledge that you're not heterosexual.

Given that Abe is seeming coming out of the closet, The next thing we'll see here in the lounge is that Salty is gay too.

Really if you want to have sex with a man, that's your business but to flaunt it and then say your not gay is well soo GHAY

Really? Did you really just post this?

Laminar · Jan 29, 2009, 10:10 AM

Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey

I can't believe you haven't posted in years and you still have more stars than me.

I'll tell you the secret steps to getting stars:

Start tons of threads
Individually reply to each and every post in your thread
???
Profit!!1!!1err...stars...

turtle777 · Jan 29, 2009, 10:22 AM

Originally Posted by besson3c

Yes, it is!

How have you been? What have you been doing with yourself? Did you go to the inauguration?

Actually, that would have been fitting, because it prepares us well for a national prison love experience...

-t

mattyb · Jan 29, 2009, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Doofy

He went up to his mom's house for tea and was forced to watch about a half hour of "Dancing With The Stars".

MOM ? WTF?

Traitor.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Doofy

Doof had a gay experience once.

He went up to his mom's house for tea and was forced to watch about a half hour of "Dancing With The Stars".

A buddy of mine was quite the ladies man and was waaaay into ballroom dancing. Doing it AND watching it. But I liked the joke!

ajprice · Jan 29, 2009, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Not sure, Oisin's probably better qualified to answer about terminology. Being the linguist and all.

Cunning linguist?

Dakar V · Jan 29, 2009, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by ajprice

Cunning linguist?

That doesn't appear to be his preference.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by moonmonkey

Hi Aberdenwrieter,

Did you have your eyes opened or closed?

Open. FWIW.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Really? Did you really just post this?

I know, huh?

I think he wants to engage in some ACCEPTABLE form of intercourse with me and that is as close as he can come.

Fighting is as close as fuxing online, ya know.

ShortcutToMoncton · Jan 29, 2009, 12:23 PM

You know, I'm pretty sure this should just be the new Foolproof Male Test for Homosexuality:

1. Get blowjob from a man
2. a) If you didn't like it and it didn't work, you're straight.
b) If you liked it and it worked but you felt bad afterwards, you're bi. You'll get used to it.
c) If you liked it and it worked and you want more, you're gay.

Thank you abe for clarifying this issue.

greg

waxcrash · Jan 29, 2009, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

There wasn't a first time the way you are thinking of it. He did me, I just stood there.

And there won't be a next time. I didn't enjoy it.

So it sounds like he didn't do you a favor, but rather you did him the favor. I guess for some people, it's like trying a new food - you've got to try it to see if you like it.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:33 PM

You know, I'm pretty sure this should just be the new Foolproof Male Test for Homosexuality:

1. Get blowjob from a man
2. a) If you didn't like it and it didn't work, you're straight.
b) If you liked it and it worked but you felt bad afterwards, you're bi. You'll get used to it.
c) If you liked it and it worked and you want more, you're gay.

Thank you abe for clarifying this issue.

greg

Hey Greg, how about another option?

Didn't like it, but it worked.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 12:35 PM

Looks like I'm having computer woes now.

Responding to posts is problematic.

This is a quick reply message.

Laminar · Jan 29, 2009, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by ajprice

Cunning linguist?

Originally Posted by Dakar V

That doesn't appear to be his preference.

I hate both of you.

Originally Posted by Laminar

Oh yeah, his only qualification in regards to the original post.
But he's not a cunning linguist.

lyanma · Jan 29, 2009, 12:50 PM

You are Bisexual.
Definitely not Heterosexual at all, get over it.

Dakar V · Jan 29, 2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

I hate both of you.

Whatever, like I wasn't hinting at that anyway.

Laminar · Jan 29, 2009, 01:00 PM

Originally Posted by lyanma

You are Bisexual.
Definitely not Heterosexual at all, get over it.

No desire to be involved in sexual acts with someone of the same sex = bisexual? Okay. I guess I'm bisexual.

Originally Posted by Dakar V

Whatever, like I wasn't hinting at that anyway.

You set up the easy joke, and I dive for it. I thought that was how things worked around here.

Dakar V · Jan 29, 2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

No desire to be involved in sexual acts with someone of the same sex = bisexual? Okay. I guess I'm bisexual.

I know, this thread is starting to get fun.

aberdeenwriter · Jan 29, 2009, 01:05 PM

All we need now is Cody Dawg to make it a party and Ca$h to crash it.

lyanma · Jan 29, 2009, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Okay. I guess I'm bisexual.

Seems to be that everyone is coming out of the closet now...oh well

Originally Posted by Laminar

No desire to be involved in sexual acts with someone of the same sex = bisexual?

No, I just meant that he is definitely not straight.
Maybe he didn't enjoy it with THAT guy that's all.

Laminar · Jan 29, 2009, 01:17 PM

Oh wait, you're one of those Twilight people. I forgot to ignore you.

Dakar V · Jan 29, 2009, 01:19 PM

By these standards half of all college girls are bi.

lyanma · Jan 29, 2009, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Laminar

Oh wait, you're one of those Twilight people. I forgot to ignore you.

Very funny.

ShortcutToMoncton · Jan 29, 2009, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by Dakar V

By these standards half of all college girls are bi.

Amen brother

besson3c · Jan 29, 2009, 01:32 PM

How could it work but simultaneously be not liked? Is it physically possible to have an orgasm that doesn't feel good?