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For the Gay Guys, How'd You Meet Mr. Right? (Page 5)
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Originally Posted by Dakar�
Is that a vague architectural reference?
Just in case you were not being ironic, it was a pointed reference to the (at the time) controversial Pompidou Centre in Paris, which was built with its plumbing on the outside.
Centre Georges Pompidou - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Well, I was going to congratulate you for using a vague reference.
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So this went from gay mr. right to... plumbing? What do gay people have to do with plumbing?
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Originally Posted by Salty
So this went from gay mr. right to... plumbing? What do gay people have to do with plumbing?
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Originally Posted by Salty
So this went from gay mr. right to... plumbing? What do gay people have to do with plumbing?
*snicker*
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Originally Posted by PER3
You would think it wasy gay having the plumbing on the outside but those air intakes are mighty hot looking to this straight man.
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Originally Posted by Salty
So this went from gay mr. right to... plumbing? What do gay people have to do with plumbing?
Sigh . . . you have so much to learn.
Don't you know all plumbers are gay? Why do you think they always have their ass-crack hanging out? Hint . . . it's not too attract the woman of the house.
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I would prefer my humanity sullied with the tarnish of science rather than the gloss of religion.
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Originally Posted by Salty
So this went from gay mr. right to... plumbing? What do gay people have to do with plumbing?
I quite understand that one can lose the thread in long threads, but this all comes from a response of dcmacdaddy on page 2... unless you are just kidding that you can't remember it...
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Don't you know all plumbers are gay? Why do you think they always have their ass-crack hanging out? Hint . . . it's not too attract the woman of the house.
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Sigh . . . you have so much to learn.
Don't you know all plumbers are gay? Why do you think they always have their ass-crack hanging out? Hint . . . it's not too attract the woman of the house.
For the record, an ass crack is probably the least seductive thing ever! Like, it's one thing if you're like sliding them off, that can be hot. But just like seeing the crack, especially since most guys that have the whole crack thing going on are not nice lookin.
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Originally Posted by Salty
For the record, an ass crack is probably the least seductive thing ever! Like, it's one thing if you're like sliding them off, that can be hot. But just like seeing the crack, especially since most guys that have the whole crack thing going on are not nice lookin.
He knows that! It was a joke!
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Originally Posted by Salty
Kyle
I find it creepy that you constantly use the real names of people we do not know.
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It's hilarious when Donnie Baker does it though.
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Ya I was telling Beatrix about that yesterday, and she is kinda pissed off that Dougal keeps doing that. That said, nobody ever seems to care when Leo or Guillaume does it.
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
Ya I was telling Beatrix about that yesterday, and she is kinda pissed off that Dougal keeps doing that. That said, nobody ever seems to care when Leo or Guillaume does it.
Dude, Bertha thought that was so funny!
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Originally Posted by Doofy
Yes, you're right. I'm nowhere near hot. In fact, I'm so un-hot that I'll probably have to start a thread asking how to meet Miss Right or something.
ouch. good one.
We should write a book about how to get with hot chicks. Since we're experts and all. Then we could charge like $50,000 per copy - and there would be plenty of ugly dolts that would buy it.
Nah. It ain't something that can be taught. It's a talent we're born with.
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No such thing. There is a reason my primary email is menarebastards@
For those of you who are looking for a guy and like to peruse personal ads, I've prepared a lexicon of terms so that you will know what they really mean.
Honest – Lies and will continue to lie even when confronted.
Monogamous – He is allowed to cheat, but you are not.
Open minded – Wants to cheat on you with your blessing.
Looking for relationship – Wants to move in with you until he finds someone better.
Wants to get to know you before having sex with you – Wants to find out your bank balance before he has sex with you.
Homebody – Unemployed and hopes to sponge off of you.
Likes to socialize – Go to the bar together, but you leave alone.
Sensitive – Liar.
Ambitious – Can hardly wait to cheat on you.
Spiritual – Likes to use the Lord’s name in vain during rough sex.
Family oriented – Cheats on you with his best friend.
Drug free – Gives oral sex in exchange for free dope.
Career oriented – Used to be a rent boy.
Looking for Mr. Right – Likes to use people.
Non-drinker – Closet alcoholic.
Non-smoker – Bums cigarettes from everyone else.
Top – Selfish bastard who gets his kicks by making you bleed profusely by rearranging your internal organs.
Bottom – Will occasionally let you screw him all the while he’s topping every other homo in the city.
Athletic – Goes to the gym regularly in the hopes of casual sex.
Down to earth – A liar who thinks he’s fooling everyone.
Good sense of humour – Laughs at you behind your back with the guys he’s cheating with.
Likes to travel – Will steal from you until he has enough to move away.
Loving – Won’t murder you in your sleep.
No one over 30 – Means he’s usually about 60.
Wants to share the good and the bad – First sign of trouble and he is gone for good.
Old fashioned – Wants to keep your relationship quiet so everybody still thinks he’s available.
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
We should write a book about how to get with hot chicks. Since we're experts and all. Then we could charge like $50,000 per copy - and there would be plenty of ugly dolts that would buy it.
Nah. It ain't something that can be taught. It's a talent we're born with.
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Maple you seem a bit jaded... by the sounds of it I shouldn't take out a personal add otherwise if I'm honest you'll think I'm evil. I wouldn't really want to do the personal add thing.... too creepy for me.
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Originally Posted by Kevin
Yeah, the ones I was referring to did look male like. What's your point?
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I would be incredibly uncomfortable living with a woman who could beat me up, or even LOOKED like she could beat me up. Does that make me wrong?
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I'm guessing you're not a pimp like myself.
There are a few seats left in my 'hoe management & skills training' seminar, if you're interested.
edited: omg, I used to live in Bossier City. I even know how to say it.
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Sure, you could buy the hat and pretend to be a pimp. But I'd just snatch it off yer head, take your wallet, and have my girls beat you up.
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Originally Posted by mapleleaf
No such thing. There is a reason my primary email is menarebastards@
Bitter?
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
Does the hat come with graduation?
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by Salty
Maple you seem a bit jaded... by the sounds of it I shouldn't take out a personal add otherwise if I'm honest you'll think I'm evil. I wouldn't really want to do the personal add thing.... too creepy for me.
Jaded people are not born...they are made. I like to think there are a few gems out there, but I know I won't find them. I just cannot be bothered anymore.
Don't give any guy a second thought who doesn't treat you the way you deserve to be treated. And remember that it is far better to be alone than to wish you were alone.
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I'd never settle for less than someone who made me happy.
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I'd never settle for less than someone who made me money.
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
I'd never settle for less than someone who made me money.
Nice sig, btw.
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Originally Posted by mapleleaf
Jaded people are not born...they are made. I like to think there are a few gems out there, but I know I won't find them. I just cannot be bothered anymore.
Don't give any guy a second thought who doesn't treat you the way you deserve to be treated. And remember that it is far better to be alone than to wish you were alone.
Monique? Is that you?
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Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy
I'd never settle for less than someone who made me money.
Even better!
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So any luck with the boyz?
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Originally Posted by Kerrigan
So any luck with the boyz?
I'm living on res during the week. so only chances to meet guys are on the week ends. I really don't have any plans though, I'm much more thinking of just going on with life seeing where things take me and going from there. I'm not even sure how much longer I'll be living in this province so... I don't know. If something just happened that'd be one thing but it seems silly to go looking for something.
And as far as finding a guy of the 110 or so on campus... I'm having trouble finding any other gays. All my marks so far have been off. Though I still swear one guy's just a massive closet case and in denial.
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thread cleaned.
in the future, please ignore (meaning don't reply to) & report obvious derails.
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Yeah if such things will be the norm (deleted offensive posts) then ignoring them will be a lot easier
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Ahhh, my post is all squeaky clean...
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Originally Posted by Salty
Ahhh, my post is all squeaky clean...
think about rephrasing that. ahhh indeed
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this whole thread is offensive.
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Originally Posted by dcolton
this whole thread is offensive.
Not since they deleted your posts.
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Sooo... by the way anyone know any nice 20 something Christian gay guys in Winnipeg?
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Originally Posted by Salty
Sooo... by the way anyone know any nice 20 something Christian gay guys in Winnipeg?
In all honesty, you aren't going to find many if any 'nice 20 something christian gay guys'. If I were you I'd seriously consider accepting the fact that you may have to be with someone more along the ages of late 30's early 40's. People in this age range usually have a life set up for themselves and are through with their promiscuous stage.
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Originally Posted by kmkkid
In all honesty, you aren't going to find many if any 'nice 20 something christian gay guys'. If I were you I'd seriously consider accepting the fact that you may have to be with someone more along the ages of late 30's early 40's. People in this age range usually have a life set up for themselves and are through with their promiscuous stage.
Hmmm... sigh...
Actually I met a 19 year old guy... problem is he's not exactly appealing... and he goes to a really retarded mega church in the city that teaches absolute crap and he swollows it hook line and sinker... but I've been helping him work out some stuff, I just hope he doesn't end up being attracted to me cause I don't want to have to turn him down.
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Originally Posted by Salty
Hmmm... sigh...
Actually I met a 19 year old guy... problem is he's not exactly appealing... and he goes to a really retarded mega church in the city that teaches absolute crap and he swollows it hook line and sinker... but I've been helping him work out some stuff, I just hope he doesn't end up being attracted to me cause I don't want to have to turn him down.
Appealing physically? Obviously 'ugly' guys aren't going to be as promiscuous as hot guys Thus they also have more time to have a life of some sort. SO, Ugly or old, take your pick
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I'm not looking for insanely hot. But at least cute. This guy I swear I saw a photo of him in a jean shirt... I was like... you sure you're gay?
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Originally Posted by Salty
I'm not looking for insanely hot. But at least cute. This guy I swear I saw a photo of him in a jean shirt... I was like... you sure you're gay?
Yes, because the 'I want to bone a guy' gene also helps you match your belt and shoe color.
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