[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

http://www.golding.ca/maggie/documents/roommate.htm

[Agasthya]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
http://www.golding.ca/maggie/documents/roommate.htm

what the ****.

[OreoCookie]

So he will share his neurosis for free, I guess?

I've also read some ads in German papers, asking sexual favors in return for cheap rent. Some people are beyond my understanding.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally posted by OreoCookie:

I've also read some ads in German papers, asking sexual favors in return for cheap rent. Some people are beyond my understanding.

I'll take that over no magazines, speaking french or using spices.

[benb]

I was ok with that until I got to j. Don't tell a man how to cook his beef.

[E's Lil Theorem]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
http://www.golding.ca/maggie/documents/roommate.htm

[mdc]

so i'm not allowed to read a magazine, cook with spices, speak afrikaans, or entertain an uninvited guest?

jeeez. someone needs to lighten up.

d) If you are going to watch TV, please let me know in advance which programs you'd like to watch. I do have TiVo, by the by, and I have certain shows that I simply must watch when they originally air. I cannot be too flexible with this because I cannot stand to wait to see my programs. You have to understand that I simply have to watch them when they originally air or I will get a little batty. Most of my programs are on public broadcasting and do not tend to run during prime-time spots.

i wonder what programs these are?

[OreoCookie]

Originally posted by Severed Hand of Skywalker:
I'll take that over no magazines, speaking french or using spices.

<joke>Especially if your are talking that strange dialect aka Canadian French </joke>

The cooking and reading part will be among the hardest. I can't stand people who tell me how I'm supposed to do my stuff.

[Severed Hand of Skywalker]

Originally posted by OreoCookie:
<joke>Especially if your are talking that strange dialect aka Canadian French </joke>

Well no, I would have to agree with him if anyone wanted to speak that horrid French Canadian.

[RonnieoftheRose]

It's a joke. Hey, let's flood Craig's List with jokes!

[nredman]

(I do have a gym membership, but my gym is not 24-hour, and sometimes at night I really need to get on the bowflex to burn off some of my energy since I have a lot of it! Also, after meals it's inconvenient for me to run off to the gym, and that is why I need one at my disposal. The gym membership is because they have a pool there, and swimming is really good for the joints. Just in case you were wondering.)

now that is some funny **** - can't be real

[dillerX]

wow.

[mitchell_pgh]

I think someone should go for it and write a blog about your experience. I think it would be an instant classic!

[MacMan4000]

I wonder what would happen if someone went in and had a bunch of magazines, loud rap music, unplanned parties, cook-outs that don't sizzle, etc.

Would he become a murder... I think so.

[Jim Paradise]

Originally posted by MacMan4000:
I wonder what would happen if someone went in and had a bunch of magazines, loud rap music, unplanned parties, cook-outs that don't sizzle, etc.

Would he become a murder... I think so.

Edit.

[d4nth3m4n]

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
I think someone should go for it and write a blog about your experience. I think it would be an instant classic!

i say we get chris hanks to clean/sober up, go in there, be the model citizen for a month and then do what is below.

hell, hit up my paypal and i'll do it. i like L.A.


<blantantly plaugarized>

I would gladly pay $300 to **** him up for a month with Cajun cooking (complete with French rock music blaring) made with pesticide-ridden fruits, while I read a magazine, interrupt his TiVo, neuter his dog, have seven people help me paint while calling eachother's cell phones and urinate on his fresh ulphostery.

</blantantly plaugarized>

[KeriVit]

My lord. I thought I was bad. I am nothing compared to that!

[Oisín]

To be fair, he does seem to realise that, err, "some of [his] requests might seem slightly stringent", and that he has certain, err, "quirks"...

*goes off to donate some $$$ to d4n's PayPal adventure*

[malvolio]

Of course you just know that he will find his "perfect" roommate...
who will then proceed to murder him in some nasty fashion and leave parts of his body in garbage bags all over Beverly Hills.

[mdc]

Originally posted by malvolio:
Of course you just know that he will find his "perfect" roommate...
who will then proceed to murder him in some nasty fashion and leave parts of his body in garbage bags all over Beverly Hills.

or inside his furniture

[theolein]

Originally posted by mdc:
so i'm not allowed to read a magazine, cook with spices, speak afrikaans, or entertain an uninvited guest?

jeeez. someone needs to lighten up.



i wonder what programs these are?

The bit about Afrikaans got to me as well (you're also form SA aren't you?) I was wondering if the guy wasn't an SA expat with a lot of personal problems.

[historylme]

Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
i say we get chris hanks to clean/sober up, go in there, be the model citizen for a month and then do what is below.

hell, hit up my paypal and i'll do it. i like L.A.


<blantantly plaugarized>
</blantantly plaugarized>

Oh, if only I had money, I would. I would love to see pictures of this guys pad and of him when all hell would break loose.

[Psychonaut]

He's spot-on with the French bit.

[Zimphire]

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
I think someone should go for it and write a blog about your experience. I think it would be an instant classic!

I agree.

[blue storm 1337]

Curry smells like ****

And Canadians speak French for ****, so this guy does have some points.

[Kenneth]

Guess the server is busy.