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Arkham_c
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Jul 25, 2008, 01:15 PM
 
I get a daily news summary from US NEws and World Report. At the bottom are some of the political jokes from the night before -- and two of today's jokes were pretty funny.

Craig Ferguson: "Barack Obama was in Germany" today, and "he did this speech and 100,000 people showed up. There were so many Germans shouting and screaming that France...surrendered just in case."

Jimmy Kimmel: "It was...surprising" and "kind of exciting. They really love Barack Obama in Germany. He's like a rock star over there," which is "impressive until you realize that David Hasselhoff is also like a rock star over there."
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Jul 25, 2008, 01:45 PM
 
How about:

Barack Obama was wearing his flag pin in Iraq today. It was white.

Did you see the tape of Obama dancing on the Ellen show the other day? Not only is he breaking barriers he's ruining stereotypes.
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