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Thursday July 13 2006
Hello again my sinful pig-eaters! I have just left from taking the meeting with Diddy and I am blogging on my new Berry of Darkness! Diddy is very excited about my idea of creating a line of Sean John burqawear! Such a nice man who will soon be causing me to make the fortune - it is a shame merciful Allah has decreed that he will to burn for eternity for his life of fleshy excess and also for making much money off of the death of Biggee Smalls. I am told the Jews killed Biggee! Or maybe it was the LAPD. I see also that Mr. "I`m too important to be a Martyr" bin Laden is doing a tribute film to my poor son who was the innocent victim of the infidel Bush`s war on terror, may his daughters bring him great shame by marrying the help! We will to see about that, Mr. "Really I would love to be a Martyr but the people need me" bin Laden, since I have already sold the rights to my poor dead son`s life to Oliver Stone (pbuh) and Paramount and I have the knowledge that their copyright lawyers are like the shark, if the shark was a filthy blaspheming son of the Devil. You will be warned! This is the moment when the hand of the Merciful Allah strikes down my son's enemy for this limo driver is making me late to meet Arianna for the Thai massage at Burke-Williams on Sunset. Surely all-powerful Allah will make it so he never works in this town again! If not I will call my good friend Larry King. The Suffi say that having one foot in he grave has given him mystical power over life and death and also is the source of that smell, may Allah grant me a terrible head cold the next time I must be near him.

[Kerrigan]

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[tooki]

This isn't the PL.

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