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Put forth a better "MacWorld" banner add than Apple!
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Apple's been doing those "banner" adds lately, hyping MacWorld SF. See if you can do better, I'll recap what Apple has done:
7 Day's to go: This one is big. Even by our standards.
6 Day's to go: Count the days. Count the minutes.
5 Day's to go: Beyond the rumor sites. Way beyond.
4 Day's to go: It's like a backstage pass to the future.
3 Day's to go: To go where no PC has gone before.
Since Apple's site will probably have changed by the time most of you have read this, I'll start with 2 Days left to go and edit in Day 3.
2 Day's left to go: It's better than breasts. Well... Almost.
1 Day left to go: iWalk? Haha that's funny!
Day of MacWorld: Introducing... iBreasts.
[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Metzen ]
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
E. F. Schumacher
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"iWalk? Is that your best?"
EDIT: Oops, didn't see you already had one similar to that... I thought that was your signature 
[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Cipher13 ]
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Originally posted by Cipher13:
<STRONG>"iWalk? Is that your best?"
EDIT: Oops, didn't see you already had one similar to that... I thought that was your signature
[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Cipher13 ]</STRONG>
All those coloured stars mixing you up Cipher? I can trade you a few yellow ones if you want 
- tobs
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It's like having someone ELSE pick your nose.
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Originally posted by Cipher13:
<STRONG>"iWalk? Is that your best?"</STRONG>
Another one:
"MacNN forum posters should stop reading their own crap!"
"MacNN forum : you're gonna look dumb"
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2 Day's to go: Job's will be asking Bill Gates "Who's your daddy?"
1 Day to go: iWalk, free tomorrow with any purchase.
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Come on, 'Backstage' pass?
"...where no PC has ever gone before"?
Day of MacWorld is going to read: "Bend over and grab your ankles people!"
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!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Mako:
<STRONG>Come on, 'Backstage' pass?
"...where no PC has ever gone before"?
Day of MacWorld is going to read: "Bend over and grab your ankles people!"</STRONG>
Oh oh... you forgot... this one is big, even by our standards! 
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Day One: Just get your asses down here, before I taunt you a second time.
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What about this :
Hint : it starts with "i"
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A friend close to Apple just sent me the picture that they will use 1 day before .
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LOL , I really like that one
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Ooops. iDid.
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Being in debt and celebrating a lower deficit is like being on a diet and celebrating the fact you gained two pounds this week instead of five.
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Addicted to MacNN
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How about:
iWannaknowwhutitiznow
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We Promise it's Not a Scooter. Really.
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[ sig removed - image host changed it to a big ad picture ]
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1 day left: Steve is dumping his artificially inflated stock right now, suckers!
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That's the best one yet. And it would go well with my suggestion, heh!
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Maybe the big secret is Laser Disc burning capabilites! Those things are HUGE. (And no PC can burn them yet. )
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1 Day to MacWorld San Francisco
You're not actually taking this shit seriously, are you?
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Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them.
-- Frederick Douglass, 1857
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Mac Elite
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Originally posted by Nonsuch:
<STRONG>1 Day to MacWorld San Francisco
You're not actually taking this shit seriously, are you?</STRONG>
I love all of these!!
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Since they were talking about it being a revolution and all that. (I was gonna put in Osama, but there are some bounds of taste to be met here!)
Edit : [Hmm, iTools playing funny buggers again. Please forgive the spelling mistake, I meant it, honestly!]
[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Dogma ]
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Hark, I hear a robin sig'ing in the trees!
Nae, there is no sog to be sug,
or am I wrog? Why can't I sig?
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I think those of you making comps should realize that apple's marketing team would NEVER let an ad go out with hash marks instead of proper quotes. So PC-user looking!
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ah, excellent quote marks garrett... pretty funny text too!
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I don't mean to be mean here, but hey, I know I need to be told this:
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found this
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a solitary firefly flies at nite
into the darkness an endless flight
a million flashes of delight.
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_,.
a solitary firefly flies at nite
into the darkness an endless flight
a million flashes of delight.
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Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
<STRONG>It will take Michael Dell a decade to catch up and take credit for it.</STRONG>
LMAO. Michael Dell is so lame. (Yes, I read As The Apple Turns regularly. )
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lol, I like this one:
-Owl
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1 day to Macworld San Francisco
We promise it won't have "Mould Lines"
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It'll be much easier if you just comply.
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Originally posted by tribaltattoos:
<STRONG>  </STRONG>
thats one of the best ones yet
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Mac Elite
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"It's a computer Steve, but not as we know it"
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Computers - Au MacBook 2.4Ghz, iMac 24" 2.8Ghz Core 2 Duo
iPods - 5GB original iPod, 4GB nano - Red, 1GB 2G shuffle - Silver, 4GB 3G Shuffle - Black, 16GB touch, 16GB nano Red, 16GB iPhone 3G.
OSX User Since Public Beta, current OS 10.6.1, iTS UK purchases - 5377 songs.... and growing!
My website - www.idparkinson.co.uk
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here's mine:
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btw, i couldn't figure out what font they used, i used Times. does anyone know what font it is?
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they use a version of garamond.
-r.
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spike[at]avenirex[dot]com | Avenirex
IM - Avenirx | ICQ - 3932806
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"One small step for us, One empty wallet for you"
...
E PLURIBUS UNIX
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[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: FERRO ]
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MacWorld San Francisco
"Fooled you!
- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs, The Movie
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Dan
"I guarantee that I am correct."
(not a guarantee)
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"Ah, a closet play. I em not one to be fooweled twice by a closet ploy."
-Inspector Cluesoe, from the Pink Panther
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Actual conversation between UCLA and Stanford during a login on early Internet - U: I'm going to type an L! Did you get an L? S: I got one-one-four. L! U:Did you get the O? S: One-one-seven. U: <types G> S: The computer just crashed.
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Mac Elite
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23 hours 50 minutes, 35 seconds to Macworld San Francisco:
Whump, here it is.
-or-
PSYCHE!
nick
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"We're trying but the users will bitch anyway!"
[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Agent69 ]
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Originally posted by FulcrumPilot:
<STRONG>found this
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This one Rock�s!
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HAHAHA!!!
That is GREAT!!
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