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Open auditions: besson3c's backup valentine
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Hello,
Just in case my wife is sick or something happens, I'd like to open auditions to be my backup valentine this year. The best candidates will be put on standby, and will be notified within 24 hours of Valentine's Day as to whether their love will be needed for the daily festivities. Candidates must be willing to give and receive kisses.
I've already PMed Turtle777, but he hasn't responded yet, so he's probably out.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Diego
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No thanks. Last time you were invited over for pizza, beer, and sex, you were a no-show.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: planning a comeback !
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Sure I'll come over, and I'll leave your wife a nice present on the kitchen floor.
She'll think it was YOU. Muuuahahahahaha.
-t
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Senior User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Manch-Vegas, NH
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What do you really think I'm that desperate to date a loser like you? Hell no
*whispers* Call me!
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What, me worry?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Thanks to all that expressed interest in this job opportunity. Your services were not needed, please try again next year!
Also, thank you for your lovely roses Turtle, they were very thoughtful of you!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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But I waxed (not waned) especially for you!
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
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Originally Posted by Spheric Harlot 
But I waxed (not waned) especially for you!
Your application arrived 20 minutes after the deadline, and it was missing your signature on page 3. Maybe you should have gotten your change together sooner and read the forms a little more carefully?
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