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Mastrap · Jun 14, 2002, 09:33 AM

<a href="http://homepage.mac.com/aduess/.Music/bond.wav" target="_blank">Probably my all time favourite.</a>

<a href="http://homepage.mac.com/aduess/.Music/someday.wav" target="_blank">And this one is a close second</a>

denim · Jun 14, 2002, 09:36 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mastrap:
<a href="http://homepage.mac.com/aduess/.Music/bond.wav" target="_blank">Probably my all time favourite.</a>

<a href="http://homepage.mac.com/aduess/.Music/someday.wav" target="_blank">And this one is a close second</a><hr /></blockquote>Could you just post them?

Mine is "Stay on target!"... off-hand, at least.

Paco500 · Jun 14, 2002, 10:04 AM

"Pull out Wedge! You're not doing any good back there!"

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dawho9 · Jun 14, 2002, 10:41 AM

"Let's work the problem gentlemen, let's not make it worse by guessing!"

Apollo 13 - Ed Harris

dw9

denim · Jun 14, 2002, 10:43 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Paco500:
"Pull out Wedge! You're not doing any good back there!"<hr /></blockquote>Oh good, I'm not the only one that remembers.

FERRO · Jun 14, 2002, 10:55 AM

"Even of what little bit you think you do know, You don't know the half of it!" - The Arrival

<a href="http://images.hollywood.com/images/quicktime/arrival.mov" target="_blank">The Arrival Trailer (.mov)</a>

I didnt say the movie was good... just the quote.

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Earth Mk. II · Jun 14, 2002, 11:00 AM

"Oh, man... Mark, man, you play a mean guitar, man. It's really a shame that you must die."

--Gwar from "Empire Records"

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WildZero · Jun 14, 2002, 11:26 AM

From Jackie Brown:
Ordell:
"You know you smoke too much of that s**t, that s**t's gonna rob you of your ambition..."

Melanie:
"Not if your ambition's to get high and watch TV."

From Pulp Fiction:
The Wolf:
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f**kin' car.

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The Placid Casual · Jun 14, 2002, 11:30 AM

Most probably anything from 'The Sure Thing' (John Cusak early 80's classic!) more specifically the "driving with a load not properly tied down" quote...if you've seen it you'll know what I mean!

Oh, and for a bit of philosophy, Obi Wan Kenobi, A new Hope..."Who's more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?

Peace,

Marc

Worst. Episode. Ever. · Jun 14, 2002, 12:22 PM

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

� Carl Spackler (aka Bill Murray) from Caddyshack

Best. Quote. Ever.

ReggieX · Jun 14, 2002, 12:38 PM

"Do you take drugs, Danny?"
"Everyday, sir."
"So what's the problem?"

boardsurfer · Jun 14, 2002, 01:06 PM

"Should we or should we not follow the advice of the galacticly stupid!"

Tom Cruise, A few Good Men.

capuchin · Jun 14, 2002, 02:32 PM

A: "Lady, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store"
B: "Who the hell are you?"
A: "Name's Ash. Housewares"

- Army of Darkness, the single finest production in the entire history of cinematography. Closely followed by "Splash", naturally...

voodoo · Jun 14, 2002, 02:44 PM

"I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this here's the 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"

Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry

SimeyTheLimey · Jun 14, 2002, 02:58 PM

I had to add some of my other favorites from Dr. Strangelove:

President Meklin Muffley to General Buck Turgidson and the Soviet Ambassador: "Gentlemen! You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"

General Jack D. Ripper, mostly to himself: . . . a Communist plot to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Colonel BatGuano to Group Captain Lionel Mandrake: "OK, make your call to the President. But if you don't get through, you are going to have to answer to the Coca Cola Company."

"And don't try any preversions!"

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SeSawaya · Jun 14, 2002, 03:01 PM

"Hey everyone, we're all gonna get laid!!!! "

Rodney Dangerfield
Caddyshack

finboy · Jun 14, 2002, 04:59 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by denim:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Paco500:
"Pull out Wedge! You're not doing any good back there!"<hr /></blockquote>Oh good, I'm not the only one that remembers.

<hr /></blockquote>I recently got smacked down about that one. I think it's "Close it up, Wedge" instead.

Sword of Orion · Jun 14, 2002, 05:00 PM

"I have no response to that."

Meg Ryan's character Angelica
Joe Versus The Volcano

D'Espice · Jun 14, 2002, 05:02 PM

There's no question, my all-time favorite:

"I am your father, Luke"

Second place:

"May the force be with you"

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pathogen · Jun 14, 2002, 05:32 PM

"I came here to do two things: drink some beer and kick some ass. And we're almost out of beer." - Dazed and Confused

"Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond." - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Earth Mk. II · Jun 14, 2002, 05:36 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by D'Espice:
"May the force be with you"<hr /></blockquote>Does anyone else here have the urge to say "and also with you" when you hear this line th the theater?

voodoo · Jun 14, 2002, 05:41 PM

That's bordering on obsessive compulsion, buddy

...and to answer your question: no, I haven't.

Worst. Episode. Ever. · Jun 14, 2002, 05:56 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Earth Mk. II:
Does anyone else here have the urge to say "and also with you" when you hear this line th the theater?

<hr /></blockquote>Uh. yeah. I have the urge to say that anytime I hear that line.

WildZero · Jun 14, 2002, 06:08 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Earth Mk. II:
 <blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by D'Espice:
"May the force be with you"<hr /></blockquote>Does anyone else here have the urge to say "and also with you" when you hear this line th the theater?

<hr /></blockquote>Let us pray...

daimoni · 04:04 AM

.

sek929 · Jun 14, 2002, 06:16 PM

I have a few...

Office Space: Bob - "And here we have Samir, Naga.....Naga, Naggonna work here anymore!"

Fight Club: Tyler - I"t is only when you have lost everything that you are free to do anything."

Spaceballs: Black Dude with Afro Pik - "We ain't found SH*T!"

Fifth Element: Leeloo - "Mol-tie-pass!"

The Placid Casual · Jun 14, 2002, 06:22 PM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by sek929:


Fight Club: Tyler - I"t is only when you have lost everything that you are free to do anything."

<hr /></blockquote>Sounds a bit like a lyric from the Kris Kristofferson tune 'Me and Bobby Magee'which I guess predates the movie by a good few years...

"freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose..."

Marc

MikeM32 · Jun 14, 2002, 06:52 PM

There's too many to think of right now, here's a few off the top of my head:

"Would any of you happen to be smithees, or perhaps skilled in the metallurgical arts?" O Brother where art thou?

"Who elected you leader of this outfit?!?"
"Well Pete, I thought it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought"
O Brother where art thou?

"I have a bad feeling about this"
every star wars film

"No time for the old in-out now love, I've just come to read the meter"
A Clockwork Orange

Mike

bleuvixen · Jun 14, 2002, 08:28 PM

A gun rack.
What am i going to do with a gun rack?
I dont even own a gun.
Let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.
What am i going to do with a gun rack?

-Wayne's World

MikeM32 · Jun 14, 2002, 09:31 PM

"I coulda gone to college too if I'd had taken that damn......elassic appitude test"
Nutty Proffessor 2, The Klumps

Mike

cdhostage · Jun 14, 2002, 10:30 PM

From Wild Things:

Now I want you two to kiss, and remember - the morning will never be so far away.

Or something like that.
The quote isn't really all that great, it's the OHMYGODTHATSSOGOOD lesbian makeout a couple seconds later.

Mr. Blur · Jun 14, 2002, 10:46 PM

from "Aguirre, the Wrath of God"

...he is a head taller than me....that can change....

(Aguirre, just before lopping off the head of an opponent)

MikeM32 · Jun 14, 2002, 11:18 PM

"stop it will you Dave? My mind is going...my mind is going..please stop Dave, stop it Dave, will you please stop?"
2001 A Space Odyssey

Mike

ReggieX · Jun 15, 2002, 12:37 AM

"This place is a geographic anomaly. 2 weeks from everywhere!"

MikeM32 · Jun 15, 2002, 12:46 AM

Good one ReggieX

"And oh my brothers, I was cured alright"
A Clockwork Orange

Mike

boardsurfer · Jun 15, 2002, 12:55 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by WildZero:
From Pulp Fiction:
The Wolf:
If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f**kin' car.<hr /></blockquote>Love Pulp Fiction. So many to choose from. . .
- You know what they all a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Amsterdam?
> They dont call it a Quarter Pounder?
- They're on the Mertric system, they don't what the **** a quarter pound is. .

BS

wataru · Jun 15, 2002, 01:14 AM

No one has yet posted anything from one of the best movies of all time--Snatch.

"So, you're obviously the big dick. The men on the side here are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincey f�ggot balls. You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy and have brought your two little mincey f�ggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your pies muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'replica' written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle .50' written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now. F�ck off!"
-Vinnie Jones as Bullet-tooth Tony

Or, how about:
Customs officer: "Anything to declare?"
Avi: "Yeah. Don't go to England."

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wataru · Jun 15, 2002, 01:20 AM

oops. double post

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SeSawaya · Jun 15, 2002, 01:39 AM

ANYTHING out of Dennis Hoppers mouth in
BLUE VELVET

Lets F*** !!! I'll F*** anything that moves, hahahah!!!!!!

thats what I really meant

Mastrap · Jun 15, 2002, 02:22 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by wataru:
No one has yet posted anything from one of the best movies of all time--Snatch.

"So, you're obviously the big dick. The men on the side here are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big brave balls and there are little mincey f�ggot balls. You know dicks have drive and clarity of vision but they're not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy and have brought your two little mincey f�ggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your pies muddled up. There's no pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got 'replica' written down the side of your guns and the fact that I've got 'Desert Eagle .50' written on the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now. F�ck off!"
-Vinnie Jones as Bullet-tooth Tony

Or, how about:
Customs officer: "Anything to declare?"
Avi: "Yeah. Don't go to England."<hr /></blockquote>Brick Top:

"Do you know what nemesis means? The righteous infliction of retribution by an appropriate agent. In this case manifested by an 'orrible c*nt. Me."

"Goody gumdrops"

"You can keep the fat black bastard, the boys can't lift him"

Turkish:

"What's that gun doing in your trousers, Tommy?"

"It's for protection."

"Protection from what? Zee Germans? What's going to stop you blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?"

Cousin Avi:

"Do you know why he's called Frankie Four Fingers? Because he makes stupid bets with dangerous people"

"London"

"London?"

"London"

"London?"

"Fish, Chips, cap o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary facking Poppins, London!"

11011001 · Jun 15, 2002, 02:28 AM

Not my favorite best quality movie quote, but sure is funny:

"Around the survivors a perimeter create"

<img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />

tinrib · Jun 15, 2002, 02:53 AM

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Michael Caine - Italian Job

"We all have our little faults. Mine's in California!"
Lex Luthor - Superman

"Uh, who's car is that out front?"
"Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I rule!"
Kevin Spacey - American Beauty

"A naked American man stole my balloons."
Little boy from American Werewolf in London
"The dingo's got my baby!"
Meryl Streep (?) - A Cry in the Dark

"how shall we f*ck off, o lord?"
The Life of Brian

"You heard me. I called you a 'Hostess Twinkie motherf*cker,' motherf*cker!"
Living in Oblivion

THIS SITE IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST SEE (hear) JUST 5 LITTLE WAVS!
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Mastrap · Jun 15, 2002, 02:57 AM

<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by tinrib:
THIS SITE IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST SEE (hear) JUST 5 LITTLE WAVS!
<a href="http://www.leyland25.freeserve.co.uk/quotes.html" target="_blank">http://www.leyland25.freeserve.co.uk/quotes.html</a><hr /></blockquote>

mike one · Jun 15, 2002, 02:59 AM

fight club
"i am jack's raging bile duct."
"i am jack's colon, i get cancer, i kill jack."
"i haven't been shagged like that since grade school."

the shining
"you didn't let me finish, i said i'm not going to hurt you, i'm just going to bash your head in, i'm going to bash it right the f&*( in!"

rasing arizona
"son you got a panty on your head."

sling blade
"i mean funny ha ha, not funny queer."

goodfellas
"funny how? do i amuse you? funny how? am i clown, etc..."

oh brother
"huh, my hair!"

mullholland drive
"now stop trying to be a smart alec, would ya, and think for a minute. can you do that?"

pulp fiction / resevoir dogs
-too many to list.

star wars
yoda, "come, good food." hahahahaha

Earth Mk. II · Jun 16, 2002, 12:13 AM

I give a s**t about my footware, ok? F***ing guy can't go out and f***ing spend his own money on f***ing clothes. What the f*** is going on in this country? What the f***? Did I miss a f***ing meeting or something? What the f***?

--Denis Leary in <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120241" target="_blank">Suicide Kings</a>

Buckaroo · Jun 16, 2002, 01:22 AM

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. . . . it's the smell of victory.
Epocolipse Now (spelling?)

There are several from Full Metal Jacket

I'm so horny.

(something) about zipper head.

mchladek · Jun 16, 2002, 01:49 AM

Let's add another Star Wars quote, shall we:

'Luminesce beings are we, not this crude matter.'

Immortal K-Mart Employee · Jun 16, 2002, 02:06 AM

"Get away from her you Byatch!"

<img src="http://www.fast-rewind.com/aliens4.jpg" alt=" - " />

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Tigerabbit · Jun 16, 2002, 02:09 AM

Jackie Brown:

"AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely positively have to kill every motherf*cker in the room. Accept no substitutes."

spivey · Jun 16, 2002, 02:57 AM

"Say what again!!"
Pulp Fiction