[Cubeoid]

I was sitting down today thinking how many people are related to some sort of stair pushing incident. Ever been pushed down the stairs, pushed somebody else down the stairs? Been a witness to a stair pushing? Watched a stair pushing on tape? Read a transcript from a stair pushing? Read stair pushing fiction? Studied stair pushings?

I think the most humuliating thing is getting pushed down the stairs while you are nude.

[Teronzhul]

I once did a somersault down a staircase. I wasn't pushed. While rolling down the staircase was somewhat uncomfortable, the painful part was slamming into the wall at the base of the stairs.

[jjlannoo]

I fell down the stairs when I was little REAL HARD. Same as above I clunked hard at the end. I think thats how I became special

[Cubeoid]

Originally Posted by jjlannoo

I fell down the stairs when I was little REAL HARD. Same as above I clunked hard at the end. I think thats how I became special

I had a similar incident in a hotel, it didn't hurt. I tumbled good.

Still waiting to hear from stair pushers, stair pushing survivors, and stair pushing enthusiasts, by the way, please also come forward if you're sexually aroused by stair pushings.

[iLikebeer]

I once had someone maliciously hook me with a tri-hook after swinging a fishing pole at me.
I was 7, he was 16. Creepy weird guy always trying to hang out with us kids.

No stairs though
Sorry, Cube'

I'll try to fall into the Grand Canyon tomorrow if that helps

[jjlannoo]

Originally Posted by Cubeoid

I had a similar incident in a hotel, it didn't hurt. I tumbled good.

Still waiting to hear from stair pushers, stair pushing survivors, and stair pushing enthusiasts, by the way, please also come forward if you're sexually aroused by stair pushings.

I would actually like to become a stair pushing enthusiast. people make crazy faces when they fall.

Here I found you a video of a dumb kid

http://sbs-canada.tripod.com/sitebui...ownstairs.mpeg

[Kevin]

I say we ban stairs.

[Albert Pujols]

once I jumped down like 12 stairs, instead of falling down them.. well I ended up spraining both my ankles and it hurt like a mother ****er.

[Kevin]

Oh I used to do that all the time. With pillows on the bottom of the stairs.

I would never do that now.

[Spliffdaddy]

When I was little I used to slide down the the curvy handrail at my grandmother's house.

At the end of it was a big ball.

I left one of my own there, on several occasions.

Now I only have two.

[keyser_soze]

Originally Posted by Kevin

I say we ban stairs.

Wrong forum!
I was buying the stairway to heaven, but god (laughing all the while) pushed me down the stairs. I landed in hell.

[Face Ache]

Originally Posted by Spliffdaddy

Now I only have two.

An original and a large wooden one?

[aberdeenwriter]

Originally Posted by jjlannoo

I fell down the stairs when I was little REAL HARD. Same as above I clunked hard at the end. I think thats how I became special

That is truly a funny/touching/endearing/funny post!

[Big Mac]

Originally Posted by aberdeenwriter

That is truly a funny/touching/endearing/funny post!

I concur! Great post.

[DeathToWindows]

I go in for the jumping stairs bit... a maximum of 6 or 7.

[Millennium]

Um... have you been reading Internet-fetish sites again?