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My day at school was good. Except for my CRAZY theater teacher, who is good at theater, but horrible at teaching it.
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I haven't seen a hazing like this since macgeek. It's fantastic.
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A man can dream!
And we are here to foster and nourish that dream. Some day our panel of board certified experts in catapultology will construct a device that will launch you directly into the sun my friend. It's more than just a slogan when we say MacNN is truly the place where dreams come true.
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cwkmacuser: do you like Teen Wolf?
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
I haven't seen a hazing like this since macgeek. It's fantastic.
I definitely had strong flashbacks when he starting asking for the thread to be locked.
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser
BTW, Alexander should be on in a couple of hours. He's in Junior High, too. Do you want him to post here?
Oh Christ yes.
And ask him to post in the dark confession thread too.
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My stupid iPhone game: Nesen Probe, it's rather old, annoying and pointless, but it's free.
Was free. Now it's gone. Never to be seen again.
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keep up with the ever updating iOS. RIP Nesen Probe.
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True. A man can dream. So can middle schoolers from Oakland, CA!
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Originally Posted by besson3c
cwkmacuser: do you like Teen Wolf?
Never seen it. BTW, don't talk about anything having to do with religion when Alexander gets here. He's very religious.
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Originally Posted by design219
Oh Christ yes.
And ask him to post in the dark confession thread too.
I doubt he has any confessions to make. I don't either. (Except ruining the fun that everyone was having with those Dupe Joke Handles).
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Originally Posted by SpaceMonkey
I definitely had strong flashbacks when he starting asking for the thread to be locked.
Like What?
HEY, Thinkinsane, Cold Warrior, I don't care who, name the thread "Community Fun Thread" or something like that!
This is the ideal place for fun on the forums.
Hey, I have an idea.
Every week, somebody here makes up the silliest thread they can think of, and then we all get a good dose of fun for the whole week.
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I'll be sure not to talk about religion while he is here. I just hope he doesn't venture out into other threads. Just to protect him, maybe he should be banned from all other threads?
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 (if you are joking) No, he won't do any harm. In fact, why shouldn't he venture out into other threads. It would defeat the purpose of having an account here.
Don't worry, I'll watch out for him Just remember, excluding last night, he has never been on a forum before! If he doesn't understand what something means or doesn't know how to do something, please give him a hand.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
I'll be sure not to talk about religion while he is here. I just hope he doesn't venture out into other threads. Just to protect him, maybe he should be banned from all other threads?
But be sure to mention pooping, that ought to make him feel welcome. Everybody poops, after all. Maybe we can get him to tell us his favorite place in the house to poop? We all know yours is in the kitchen. Sadly, at my current residence I don't have a favorite place to poop so I just use the half-bath upstairs. The last place I was living had a nice old toilet and a view out into the backyard and the garden. It always made me want to go poop in the garden at night-time but I was never sure if human feces was an acceptable fertiliser like cow poop. Sigh!
On another poop-related note, my older sister used to sleep-walk as a child and on more than one occasion she would come into my room and poop on the floor in my closet during the night. As a young child myself--I was maybe four when this was happening--I remember there was a permanent stain on the carpeting where she pooped and that memory is still with me today over 35 years later.
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No, talk about poop, sex, and anything like that grosses him out. Bad Idea. WOW, I'll be a senior user in no time at all if I keep posting here!
EDIT: well, I guess not too much about sex, since we are both taking SexEd this week. But, still, let's leave that out of this thread!
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thread made for alexander in the pwl
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Thanks. I'll look at it. He's due here in under an hour. We agreed that we'd both post then.
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser
:well, I guess not too much about sex, since we are both taking SexEd this week. But, still, let's leave that out of this thread!
Dude?!? SexEd???  Just how young are you?
And are you CatsC.E.O. by any chance?
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Yeah, we need to get Alexander to weigh in on pooping.
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
Dude?!? SexEd??? Just how young are you?
And are you CatsC.E.O. by any chance?
I told you WE ARE BOTH MIDDLE SCHOOLERS.
Enough about SexEd already (pooping, too). Let's move on.
No CEO of anything.
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser
I told you WE ARE BOTH MIDDLE SCHOOLERS.
Sorry. (For real.) I must have missed that bit of info earlier in the thread.
So, do you like movies about gladiators?
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can we start talking about how the internet is for p0rn?
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Originally Posted by ThinkInsane
No no and no. Why are you asking other people to ask me? Let your fingers do the talking son. But since you were the OP, I'll do you the courtesy of providing you with my rationale. This here thread was going nowhere fast. It was beginning to meander topic-wise, with accusations of sockpuppeting and people with their mouths full of bait and this and that. I was going to lock your thread, which would have caused it to slowly drop out of existence, never to be seen again. But I saw a glimmer of potential in the fact that there were some amusing comments here and there. Instead of locking a thread, as we so often do, I decided to give your thread a new lease on life. To allow it to grow and mature into it's own unique and interesting entity. To let it evolve into a thread the likes of which we here at MacNN Forums have never seen, let alone been a party to. A stream of consciousness to rival the greatest threads in the history of internet message boards. And your a part of that Chief. You started it!
Now, you can keep calling for locking this and locking that, or you can embrace your new found glory, and participate. The choice is yours. Do you want in, or do you just want to stand on the sidelines while the big kids have all the fun and reap all the rewards? Don't you want to be a part of something bigger than yourself? This thread is no longer what it was (and honestly, I'm not really sure what it was), but is now what it is.
I mean look at this mob. Look at them! Sad and lonely, with this thread as the only potential ray of sunshine in there otherwise dreary lives. Would you take that away? Think about what you'd be denying these fine folks. Turtle recently lost his job manually stimulating horses for reproductive purposes due to the poor economy. Do you want to deprive him of his one glimmer of hope in these dark times? Besson has never seen a real woman naked (I know bess, but seriously if she used to be a dude it doesn't really count). Are you going to deprive him of this thread, where he can feel relatively normal, with out judgement from his peers? Spheric Harlot collects antique soda can pull-tabs. What kind of life is that? Sweet christ on a cup cake, Space Monkey has never been to space and judging by his picture, he's not even a proper monkey. Maybe a bush baby at best. Oisín is a female to male transexual who lives his life as a female transvestite. I could go on, but do I really need to? This thread is all these people have!
Hey, as long as we're being grammar nazis here, what with all the discussion on baited vs. bated breath, that should be its, you're, newfound, without, and cupcake.
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Am I allowed to swear here? Oh heck I'll just say it: I don't know what the CRAP is going on with this conversation!  
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Hey, does anyone here like trains?
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Originally Posted by Patty
Am I allowed to swear here? Oh heck I'll just say it: I don't know what the CRAP is going on with this conversation!
Oh, we're just telling jokes, having fun, and waiting for my friend to log in, which he is supposed to do in 10 minutes!
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser
Hey, does anyone here like trains?
My mission for you is to start a train picture thread.
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They may not be large pictures, but I could do that.
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OK. I'm back from my poop--see Alexander's religion thread in the PWL for the reference--and am waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Alexander. Six minutes to go.
(Yes, I spelled bated incorrectly on purpose.)
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Originally Posted by dcmacdaddy
OK. I'm back from my poop--see Alexander's religion thread for the reference--and am waiting with baited breath for the arrival of Alexander. Six minutes to go.
(Yes, I spelled bated incorrectly on purpose.)
Fewer than that if he's on time.
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Maybe he will end up a lurker.
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Alexander . . . where are you my sweet prince?
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Nope. Perhaps his brother is driving him crazy. I'll talk to him tomorrow before school starts.
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Originally Posted by CharlesS
Hey, as long as we're being grammar nazis here, what with all the discussion on baited vs. bated breath, that should be its, you're, newfound, without, and cupcake.
Dammit. I can't believe I let a 'your' slip by. That's my second biggest pet-peeve. I should punch myself in the face for that. I noticed cupcake and STILL neglected to fix it. Inexcusable. I now hang my head in shame. I shall turn in my grammatical jackboots and escape to Paraguay to live out my days in anonymity.
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I take that to be sarcasm, right?
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser
Nope. Perhaps his brother is driving him crazy. I'll talk to him tomorrow before school starts.
Well I hope he has a good explanation.
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Yeah, I do, too. He was probably too busy dealing with his little brother who likes to walk around naked (I don't know why).
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser
Yeah, I do, too. He was probably too busy dealing with his little brother who likes to walk around naked (I don't know why).
Has his family purchased clothes for his little brother?
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Yeah, he just doesn't wear them!
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Maybe that is his way of rebelling against the Man?
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Go to bed. You've got school in the morning
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Yeah, yeah, I'm going to. What timezone are you in? If you aren't on Pacific, you are ahead or behind me!
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Originally Posted by cwkmacuser
Yeah, he just doesn't wear them! (clothes)
pictures or we won't believe you!
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Can't help you there. Isn't it against rules to post pictures of nude people? Besides, I'm not going to ask my friend "Can I have pics of your naked brother"?
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Good night everyone.
See you tomorrow. Keep posting so I have something to look forward to.
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