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Jun 24, 2008, 12:55 PM
 
How ghetto do you have to be to call your child "God" ?

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Jun 24, 2008, 01:01 PM
 
Funny how they didn't use the name "Howard" in the title. Somebody was having fun at the news desk.

P.S. I don't really see it being all that different than using Jesus as a given name. Or maybe it's just short for Godwin?
     
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Jun 24, 2008, 01:03 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
P.S. I don't really see it being all that different than using Jesus as a given name.
O'Rly ?

So how often does that happen ?

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Originally Posted by Eug View Post
Funny how they didn't use the name "Howard" in the title. Somebody was having fun at the news desk.
I don't think a guy getting busted for selling drugs is news at all, but having the name God is kind of interesting... though not exactly news worthy. It was good enough for a chuckle to me.
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Jun 24, 2008, 01:07 PM
 
Jesus is a common Hispanic given name.
     
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^ Worst sculpture ever.
     
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Are there any Muslims named Allah or Jews named Yaweh? I'd think it would be considered sacrilegious in both Judaism and Islam.
Bingo. No, that would never happen.

And calling someone God might not be considered sacrilegious in Christianity, but tacky nonetheless.

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Jun 24, 2008, 01:16 PM
 
It's interesting how people will frequently name their kids after prophets (Mohammed, Jesus) and other religious figures (Mary, Matthew, John, etc.), but not the big one. Are there any Muslims named Allah or Jews named Yaweh? I'd think it would be considered sacrilegious in both Judaism and Islam.
     
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Jesus is considered "the big one" by those who use that name for their kids. ie. While Jesus is a prophet in Islam, in Christianity Jesus is God.
     
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Jun 24, 2008, 01:19 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
Jesus is considered "the big one" by those who use that name for their kids. ie. While Jesus is a prophet in Islam, in Christianity Jesus is God.
But many Hispanics, the majority of whom are Catholic, still name their children Jesus (or I guess Jesús).

I think it's a cultural thing.

"That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario!" *wheeze*
     
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A name like that imposes unrealistic expectations on a child.
     
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Originally Posted by Tiresias View Post
A name like that imposes unrealistic expectations on a child.
But "God" doesn't ?

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Jun 24, 2008, 01:27 PM
 
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A name like that imposes unrealistic expectations on a child.
I don't know, from His circumstances, I'd say the sunday school lessons didn't make an impression as a child.
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But "God" doesn't ?

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I was referring to God.
     
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Originally Posted by Luca Rescigno View Post
But many Hispanics, the majority of whom are Catholic, still name their children Jesus (or I guess Jesús).
Is there an echo in here?

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Best name ever.

P.S. I'm surprised he played for Chinese teams. I didn't even know that they took American players.
     
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Jun 24, 2008, 01:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
Best name ever.
I'm really curious how a last name like that originates, but either way, I love how the parents decided to take the god thing to the next level when naming their son.
     
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"I bought an 8-ball off of God and MAN did he skimp it!"
     
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Jun 24, 2008, 02:10 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
Jesus is considered "the big one" by those who use that name for their kids. ie. While Jesus is a prophet in Islam, in Christianity Jesus is God.
That may be true in theory, but there still seems to be a taboo against naming someone after God, even in places where the name Jesus is common.
     
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Jun 24, 2008, 02:11 PM
 
Originally Posted by Eug View Post
Is there an echo in here?
Haha, whoops, I misinterpreted your post somehow. Not even sure how.

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^ Worst sculpture ever.
Hey, gold nipples! How can you not like that?
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Jun 24, 2008, 02:30 PM
 
He's taking it too seriosuly.

I'd put that thing in the middle of a pool.
     
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Jun 24, 2008, 02:36 PM
 
Originally Posted by BRussell View Post
It's interesting how people will frequently name their kids after prophets (Mohammed, Jesus) and other religious figures (Mary, Matthew, John, etc.), but not the big one. Are there any Muslims named Allah or Jews named Yaweh? I'd think it would be considered sacrilegious in both Judaism and Islam.
The Jews can't even pronounce "Yahweh."
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He wasn't very lucky, was he?
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
He's taking it too seriosuly.

I'd put that thing in the middle of a pool.
That would seriously hurt if you swam into the lightning bolt. Seriously.
     
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That would seriously hurt if you swam into the lightning bolt. Seriously.
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:10 PM
 
Stay at least 10 ft. away from nipples at all times.
     
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Jun 24, 2008, 03:24 PM
 
Stupid parents...LUCK is God's middle name, not Lucky.
     
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Originally Posted by Jawbone54 View Post
Stupid parents...LUCK is God's middle name, not Lucky.
Not always.

E.g. if your last name is Stupid.

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This is dumb.
     
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What part?
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Originally Posted by sek929 View Post
"I bought an 8-ball off of God and MAN did he skimp it!"
Huh?

     
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Originally Posted by Dakar the Fourth View Post
Stay at least 10 ft. away from nipples at all times.
     
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Well, I've missed it again...Ohhhh NOOOoooooo!
     
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Hilary looks completely insane in this photo; like a man would look if he had just glimpsed those nipples and knew he must not look at them again.
     
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Hilary looks completely insane in this photo; like a man would look if he had just glimpsed those nipples and knew he must not look at them again.
     
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Nice job on the visible nipple accentuation.
     
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I just finished a photo shoot for a client involving a harpsichord. I don't know whether she was cold in the rehearsal room or whether the camera got her all excited, but the harpsichord player's nips were very forward. Cute too. And no, no pics will be posted.
     
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Originally Posted by Mastrap View Post
I just finished a photo shoot for a client involving a harpsichord. I don't know whether she was cold in the rehearsal room or whether the camera got her all excited, but the harpsichord player's nips were very forward. Cute too. And no, no pics will be posted.
so why bring it up?
     
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Jun 25, 2008, 10:06 AM
 
I once took a friend shopping, had him try on a really tight shirt. Nipples were so prominent. He came out and blushed hardcore in front of the girls. I was like, yup way too much nipple action take it off, he could have killed me
     
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I once took a friend shopping, had him try on a really tight shirt. Nipples were so prominent. He came out and blushed hardcore in front of the girls. I was like, yup way too much nipple action take it off, he could have killed me
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I just finished a photo shoot for a client involving a harpsichord. I don't know whether she was cold in the rehearsal room or whether the camera got her all excited, but the harpsichord player's nips were very forward. Cute too. And no, no pics will be posted.
I beg you post something to wipe this image from my mind.
     
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Jun 25, 2008, 10:11 AM
 
So how is his cellmate supposed to introduce himself?

Your soul better belong to Jesus, because your ass belongs to me doesn't work when your cellmate is God.
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^ Worst sculpture ever.
Surely that prize must be reserved for the Britney sculpture.

     
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Nice job on the visible nipple accentuation.
Thx. The google search to find this picture was most taxing.
     
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Surely that prize must be reserved for the Britney sculpture.

I'd tap that™
     
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For some reason that angle on Spears just made m remember Birdo
     
 
 
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