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MisterX · Nov 15, 2003, 03:09 PM

I got my self a G here (G is Gram) im a sloppy joint roller... Can someone tell me how to roll the perfect 3 paper?
Thanks... Post pics of u doin it if u can.. thanks!!!

awaspaas · Nov 15, 2003, 03:12 PM

Isn't the symbol for a gram (S.I. unit of mass) a lowercase g?

starman · Nov 15, 2003, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by awaspaas:
Isn't the symbol for a gram (S.I. unit of mass) a lowercase g?

He can't even roll the thing, what does he know?

Mike

MisterX · Nov 15, 2003, 03:20 PM

O sorry i thought i had to make it an uppercase G for de United States of America

Hey mike, Dont reply if u dont have nething to add to the convo.. but u just want a higher post doo dicky.

Im glad your happy that u now have a higher post doo dicky

ryju · Nov 15, 2003, 03:23 PM

Maybe he'd be smarter just snorting the crap.

starman · Nov 15, 2003, 03:23 PM

Originally posted by MisterX:
O sorry i thought i had to make it an uppercase G for de United States of America

Hey mike, Dont reply if u dont have nething to add to the convo.. but u just want a higher post doo dicky.

Im glad your happy that u now have a higher post doo dicky

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize that I wasn't allowed to give sh*t to people asking for help on smoking illegal substances.

Mike

wataru · Nov 15, 2003, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by awaspaas:
Isn't the symbol for a gram (S.I. unit of mass) a lowercase g?

Yes, yes it is.

Don't let the "k" fool you!

starman · Nov 15, 2003, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by wataru:
Yes, yes it is.

Don't let the "k" fool you!

Even in America?

wataru · Nov 15, 2003, 03:56 PM

Originally posted by starman:
Even in America?

Especially in America.

philzilla · Nov 15, 2003, 03:59 PM

i'm surprised it's not been changed to "asdf" in America. you **** most other things up.

starman · Nov 15, 2003, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by philzilla:
i'm surprised it's not been changed to "asdf" in America. you **** most other things up.

You're just jealous because we have better looking women.

Mike

awaspaas · Nov 15, 2003, 04:31 PM

an uppercase G is a unit of acceleration, isn't it? or is that lowercase too?

wataru · Nov 15, 2003, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by awaspaas:
an uppercase G is a unit of acceleration, isn't it? or is that lowercase too?

I suppose you could say that. In physics it's usually lowercase (g=9.8m/s^2) but if you're talking about multiples of gravity due to centripedal force I guess it would be capitalized.

kmkkid · Nov 15, 2003, 04:41 PM

http://unix.za.net/~gida/joint.html

Or ask this guy:

And starman, it's not 'illegal' everywhere

Chris

ambush · Nov 15, 2003, 04:52 PM

3 papers with a gram? it's gonna be thin thin thin man.

AlbertWu · Nov 15, 2003, 05:01 PM

an uppercase G is the universal gravitational constant

G = 6.673e-11 [Nm^2/kg^2]

used for calculating the gravitational force 2 objects of mass m1 and m2 exert on eachother when they're a distance r away

gravitational force = G*m1*m2/r^2

now it just so happens when you plug in the mass of the earth as m1 and the radius of the earth as r, you get

force of gravity = 9.8 * m2

which is where little "g" comes from

philzilla · Nov 15, 2003, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by starman:
You're just jealous because we have better looking women.

Mike

oh. gee. ya got me there, mike.

Phil

wataru · Nov 15, 2003, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by AlbertWu:
an uppercase G is the universal gravitational constant

We're talking units here, not constants. So the gravitational constant doesn't count.

MisterX · Nov 15, 2003, 05:10 PM

Yes, a small "g" is the symbol for "gram".

Maybe I'll just do 2 papers.

Zimphire · Nov 15, 2003, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by ambush:
3 papers with a gram? it's gonna be thin thin thin man.

I was thinking the same thing.

3 papers usually require 3 or 4 grams.

deekay1 · Nov 15, 2003, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by Zimphire:
I was thinking the same thing.

3 papers usually require 3 or 4 grams.

pffff

deekay1 · Nov 15, 2003, 06:07 PM

Originally posted by MisterX:
I got my self a G here (G is Gram) im a sloppy joint roller...

do the "magic carpet" *g*. you'll be fine.

Zimphire · Nov 15, 2003, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by deekay1:
pffff

What, you think it takes more? less?

mrfrost · Nov 15, 2003, 06:50 PM

Man, I suck at this...

EDIT : Nevermind, BB messed up my drawing.

Sherwin · Nov 15, 2003, 06:56 PM

Originally posted by starman:
You're just jealous because we have better looking women.

Until they hit 25 and get the stupid hair.

Originally posted by starman:
3 papers usually require 3 or 4 grams.

Unless it's resin, where a gram will last for two or three large.

Anyways. Get some Rizla king size and you don't have to bother with the three paper tomfoolery.

Worst. Episode. Ever. · Nov 15, 2003, 07:11 PM

Joints are so wasteful (no pun intended). Find (or make) yourself a bong.

rezonate · Nov 15, 2003, 07:15 PM

get yourself a pipe

malvolio · Nov 15, 2003, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by Worst. Episode. Ever.:
Joints are so wasteful (no pun intended). Find (or make) yourself a bong.

Absolutely, my man!

(Glances at large ceramic bong sitting next to the 'puter.)

waxcrash · Nov 15, 2003, 07:31 PM

Why don't you use an apple? I did that last weekend. It works great. It's quite easy. You just bore out a hole the diameter of a pencil straight down the apple core from the top about half way through. Then bore another hole from the side.

If you don't have an apple, you can use a potato instead.

Diggory Laycock · Nov 16, 2003, 07:54 AM

Never use little papers - use a thin long one instead:

http://www.rizla.co.uk/welcome_silver.php

much easier - and less paper.

The Godfather · Nov 16, 2003, 08:33 AM

Why don't you guys start a thread titled "Apple-related drug paraphernalia?"

Hey! www.applebongs.com is not registered by anyone!

I Me Mine · Nov 16, 2003, 08:55 AM

Funny how the do-gooders from the "please don't smoke" thread are nowhere to be seen in this thread

Zimphire · Nov 16, 2003, 12:48 PM

ambush · Nov 16, 2003, 01:05 PM

nothing beats

zigzag kutcorners easyrolling slow combustion

made in france

Buck_Naked · Nov 16, 2003, 01:32 PM

What happened to calling a gram a 'Dime Bag'????????

The Godfather · Nov 16, 2003, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by Buck_Naked:
What happened to calling a gram a 'Dime Bag'????????

They cost US$250 now?

awaspaas · Nov 16, 2003, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by I Me Mine:
Funny how the do-gooders from the "please don't smoke" thread are nowhere to be seen in this thread

This thread is about smoking?

heh

fireside · Nov 16, 2003, 03:24 PM

Originally posted by I Me Mine:
Funny how the do-gooders from the "please don't smoke" thread are nowhere to be seen in this thread

they asking you to not smoke cigarettes, not to stop smoking weed. big difference. atleast the weed gives you a high

sek929 · Nov 17, 2003, 12:56 PM

Originally posted by The Godfather:
They cost US$250 now?

Well if your buying cheap weed (not nuggets, stems, seeds, all that crap) a dime usually is something like 1.5 or even 2 grams.

Personally I hate joints, they burn fast and messy... give me a good old fashion Garcia-Vega blunt anyday, if you stuff it you can def fit 3-4 grams too... that is if you don't want to be able to function afterwards

wulf · Nov 17, 2003, 01:33 PM

Originally posted by Diggory Laycock:
Never use little papers - use a thin long one instead:

http://www.rizla.co.uk/welcome_silver.php

much easier - and less paper.

Yeah

- big skins all the way.

Although I still prefer kingsize Blues for some reason...

nayr x · Nov 17, 2003, 08:13 PM

grav-bong it

(great for weddings, funerals and bar mitvahs... uh, and cartoons)

SomeToast · Nov 17, 2003, 08:21 PM

Originally posted by MisterX:
Hey mike, Dont reply if u dont have nething to add to the convo.. but u just want a higher post doo dicky.

Hey... he made me laugh! That's a value-add in my book.

iBook · Nov 17, 2003, 09:11 PM

Try the old dollar bill trick. Always works like a charm.

ShortcutToMoncton · Nov 18, 2003, 04:05 AM

Man, I was so �u�ked up this weekend. I Mother Earth had what might've been their last show ever in Barrie on Friday night...I don't remember a thing about the 40-minute ride back to Toronto, beyond incessantly rubbing the seat in front of me because it just felt so soft....

greg

Spliff · Nov 18, 2003, 06:58 AM

This is what you're looking for:

Joint Roller's Handbook

Or if that link doesn't work:

Joint Roller's Handbook (alt)

Spliff · Nov 18, 2003, 07:04 AM

The SKD Ultimate Roll (3 papers)

It requires a sushi rolling mat! LOL.

Spliff · 07:28 AM

Behold! The Camberwell Carrot (requires 12 papers).

camberwell carrot:

"An extremely large spliff. (After a reference in the film, Withnail & I.)"

From Withnail & I:

Danny starts pulling out rizlas at a prolific rate

Withnail: What are you going to do with those?

Danny: The joint I am about to roll requires a craftsman and can utilize up to twelve spliffs. It is called a Camberwell carrot.

Marwood: It's impossible to use 12 papers on one joint.

Danny: It is impossible to roll a Camberwell Carrot with anything less.

Withnail: Who says it's a Camberwell Carrot.

Danny: I do. I invented it in Camberwell and it's shaped like a carrot.

Cut to Danny on the sofa. The Camberwell Carrot is complete and is indeed of prodigious proportions. As Danny lights it we see only the end but as he hands it to Withnail we see the true size. It is enormous.

Danny: These will tend to make you very high.

Withnail takes a long draw

Danny: This grass is the most powerful in the western hemisphere. It grows at exactly two thousand feet above sea-level. I have it special flown in from my man in Mexico. His name's Huang. He's an expert.

Partial audio clip for this scene can be heard here:
http://home.c2i.net/ranash/withnail/wavs/camberw.wav