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John F. Smith
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Sep 9, 2004, 01:28 PM
 
Sure, I've been "around" the world a few times on airliners, and I've read all the astronomy books that show the earth is a round "planet" in the solar system, but can anybody actually prove that the world is round? Before you say, "oh boy he's crazy" read this:

What about the northern and southern hemisphere?

Globularist rot. This implies the Earth being a SPHERE, which it is not. The Earth has, however, an Inner and Outer Ring.

What about photographs of the Earth from the moon?

Most of these are fake. It is well known that the "moon landing" was faked. The film of what is claimed to be the moon was taken in the desert in the US state of Arizona.
There exist some genuine photographs from high altitudes, which appear to the untrained eye to show a spherical Earth. The reason for this effect is that the Earth's atmosphere becomes denser the further one ascends, after thinning out at about 5 miles. This causes light to be refracted more at high altitudes, giving the appearance of a spherical Earth.

If large amounts of water disappear off the edge, where does all the water come from?

This is an argument for the theory that the Earth has a toroidal orbit. In a toroidal orbit, all the water which disappears off the edges falls back to Earth as rain when the Earth revolves about its orbit.

How long is the edge of the Earth?

The edge of the Earth is infinitely long.

Does this mean that the Earth has infinite area?

No, no more than England does. See Benoit Mandelbrot for more information.

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Sep 9, 2004, 01:38 PM
 
Originally posted by John F. Smith:
It is well known that the "moon landing" was faked.
     
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Sep 9, 2004, 01:40 PM
 
Originally posted by Dale Sorel:
this is true, all of this is true
     
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Sep 9, 2004, 01:41 PM
 
Originally posted by Sealobo:
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Watching DVD's on the 'puter tonight, are we?

(BTW, that's a weird translation )
     
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Sep 9, 2004, 01:54 PM
 
20. Does Idaho exist

No. The existence of Idaho is a lie, fabricated by a conspiracy of cartographers, as is England (see question 10).

You know, come to think of it, I've never met someone who claimed to be from Idaho. I've met several from England, Scotland, Ireland, and Australia, though.
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Sep 9, 2004, 01:56 PM
 
Originally posted by jcadam:
You know, come to think of it, I've never met someone who claimed to be from Idaho. I've met several from England, Scotland, Ireland, and Australia, though.
admittedly, I go to school in Scotland, but I have to wonder.. does england really exist? could it be a fabrication of dishonest cartographers?
     
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Sep 9, 2004, 02:01 PM
 
Originally posted by Ois�n:
Watching DVD's on the 'puter tonight, are we?

(BTW, that's a weird translation )
movie translation sucks as always.
     
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Sep 9, 2004, 02:03 PM
 

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Sep 9, 2004, 02:11 PM
 
Very funny!
     
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Sep 9, 2004, 02:27 PM
 
NO NO NO... we all know the earth is a square...

"The four corners of the world"

H - E - L - L - O
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 09:29 AM
 
Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:
NO NO NO... we all know the earth is a square...

"The four corners of the world"

H - E - L - L - O
yeah, it is like wrestlers in a squared circle, only different.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 09:48 AM
 
Bah, it's an open secret that the "moon" is nothing more than a nuclear-powered enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candela of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!

In face of this, it seems only natural to believe that the earth is, in fact, flat.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 10:05 AM
 
Originally posted by entrox:
Bah, it's an open secret that the "moon" is nothing more than a nuclear-powered enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candela of gun-revealing light.


Well, it's a damned good thing that it isn't made of spare ribs.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 10:31 AM
 
The Earth is indeed round, the Moon is flat, and Pluto is a dog.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 10:35 AM
 
Originally posted by manofsteal:
The Earth is indeed round, the Moon is flat, and Pluto is a dog.
and Uranus is, well, i leave it to you to figure that one out.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 10:36 AM
 
Originally posted by fireside:
and Uranus is, well, i leave it to you to figure that one out.
It's a planet silly.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 10:37 AM
 
Originally posted by fireside:
and Uranus is...
...many millions of miles away from you and it's going to stay that way.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 10:46 AM
 
I just decided to post in this waste of space on the internet
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 11:35 AM
 
Originally posted by manofsteal:
The Earth is indeed round, the Moon is flat, and Pluto is a dog.
I always wondered how Pluto manages to survive out there in the vacuum, w/o food and stuff...

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Sep 10, 2004, 11:36 AM
 
Originally posted by SeSawaya:
I just decided to post in this waste of space on the internet
Dude, that's called +1 !

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Sep 10, 2004, 11:49 AM
 
moon... everyone knows there is no such thing as the "moon".

It's all swamp gas...
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 09:04 PM
 
I always wondered why ships went out of view over the horizon. I guess there is an error in proportionality theory, as mathematically speaking, because the earth is flat, they should go out of sight only because they become very small in proportion to the distance from the viewer. Instead, they disappear with a rate of change that is greater than a linear correlation. Therefore, the basis of mathematics as we know it is clearly unfounded! Oh my god, I've been living a lie! What will I tell my students on Monday? Oh the humanity!
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 11:08 PM
 
Explain how the horizon is visibly curved.
     
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Sep 10, 2004, 11:20 PM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
I always wondered why ships went out of view over the horizon. I guess there is an error in proportionality theory, as mathematically speaking, because the earth is flat, they should go out of sight only because they become very small in proportion to the distance from the viewer.
no, those ships were just sinking.

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Sep 11, 2004, 12:17 AM
 
Originally posted by ambush:
Explain how the horizon is visibly curved.
thats cause your eyes are circles.
     
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Sep 11, 2004, 12:21 AM
 
Originally posted by rjenkinson:
no, those ships were just sinking.

-r.
But they came back too... did they unsink? And would you say the land is sinking when I go out to sea and notice the same phenomenon with the land decreasing at a greater than linear rate? I think your theory has some holes in it my friend. Instead, the earth is clearly flat implies that math is flawed as we know it.
     
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Sep 11, 2004, 12:39 AM
 
That's enough!

Please re-think before you hit the new thread button
     
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Sep 11, 2004, 10:19 AM
 
I want the two minutes of my life back that I used to read this thread.
     
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Sep 11, 2004, 10:52 AM
 
Originally posted by Ghoser777:
But they came back too... did they unsink? And would you say the land is sinking when I go out to sea and notice the same phenomenon with the land decreasing at a greater than linear rate? I think your theory has some holes in it my friend. Instead, the earth is clearly flat implies that math is flawed as we know it.
1. those ships were obviously submarines.
2. the sea has waves. the motion of the waves fooled you into thinking the land was decreasing faster than you expected it to.

QED!

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Sep 11, 2004, 11:04 AM
 
I saw in Dichael Doore's movie the reason why the earth was flat. It's a vast plant-wing conspiracy to make the ocean so big only the plant-cons can live. The plant-wing kills children, too! With their greed they took over a tree big enough to take root on the top of the earth, spread its roots to the opposite sides, and use their "leaves" to make the tree lift so hard the roots flattened the earth, and all the vast mammal-wing conspiracy supporters fell off the earth. Then they poisoned it with the excess sugar and CO2 created by their tree. Doore speaks the truth!
     
   
 
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