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quandarry · Oct 8, 2003, 08:25 PM

not really but i wish...the guy pops up everywhere...on tv i can't change the channel fast enough...he just makes me wanna hurl!

who would you like to see hit?

note: just for fun right...not for real, ok!

Kenneth · Oct 8, 2003, 08:27 PM

My Business teacher always talks about him during class...

Dr. Phill becomes an American culture?

CollinG3G4 · Oct 8, 2003, 09:20 PM

Originally posted by quandarry:
not really but i wish...the guy pops up everywhere...on tv i can't change the channel
note: just for fun right...not for real, ok!

Stop watching basic cable.

iDriveX · Oct 8, 2003, 09:51 PM

I heard he has a Diet Book out now. I think that's hilarious. A guy that is way overweight releases a diet book. That's like me writing a book on how to graduate college, how to date successfully, or how to not violate an NDA*. I wish some of you guys were here I can do a really good impression of Dr. Phil as I am told, with his dumb Texas drawl.

* These three things I am totally unqualified to speak about nevermind write a book about.

beb · Oct 27, 2003, 03:38 PM

Good! Maybe we should start a collection to pay the fee.

- - e r i k - - · Oct 27, 2003, 03:42 PM

I dunno. He seems to be pretty self-ironic when it comes to his baldness and his weight.

He's a likeable guy. There's worse people out there.

AB^2=BCxAC · Oct 27, 2003, 03:44 PM

Originally posted by iDriveX:
I heard he has a Diet Book out now. I think that's hilarious. A guy that is way overweight releases a diet book. That's like me writing a book on how to graduate college, how to date successfully, or how to not violate an NDA*. I wish some of you guys were here I can do a really good impression of Dr. Phil as I am told, with his dumb Texas drawl.

* These three things I am totally unqualified to speak about nevermind write a book about.

The thing is: he's not overweight. He's built and tall. You just can't call him fat.

That's like you posting your opinion, except basing it on correct facts.

gerbnl · Oct 27, 2003, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by - - e r i k - -:
He's a likeable guy.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tulkas · Oct 27, 2003, 04:02 PM

Okay, who wants to donate $1 to send a scorpion to him

beb · Oct 27, 2003, 04:09 PM

I think I have a Paypal account.

iWrite · Oct 27, 2003, 04:14 PM

Tulkas: Love your signature!

Dr. Phil = Blegh. Eewwww. Ugh. Yuck.

He's the male gender version of Dr. Laura, another loser.

Dr. Laura, the woman who preaches to America every day but didn't know that her own mother was dead in her apartment until she'd been there rotting for over four months.

nredman · Oct 27, 2003, 04:17 PM

Originally posted by quandarry:
not really but i wish...the guy pops up everywhere...on tv i can't change the channel fast enough...he just makes me wanna hurl!

who would you like to see hit?

note: just for fun right...not for real, ok!

i think he is pretty smart actually but yes it can get annoying to see the same person on tv all the time.

waxcrash · Oct 27, 2003, 04:26 PM

Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:
The thing is: he's not overweight. He's built and tall. You just can't call him fat.

That's like you posting your opinion, except basing it on correct facts.

I think I read somewhere or saw something on tv that said he runs 5 miles everyday. I could be wrong, though.

iWrite · Oct 27, 2003, 04:46 PM

Yeah -- runs his MOUTH five miles a day!

mitchell_pgh · Oct 27, 2003, 05:03 PM

FYI, animated sigs are forbidden in this forum. It's a quick way to be banned.

Yes, I'm a sig nazi

beb · Oct 27, 2003, 05:20 PM

My old sig had better boobage, or buttage, or whatever, you sig nazi you.

Tulkas · Oct 27, 2003, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by mitchell_pgh:

FYI, animated sigs are forbidden in this forum. It's a quick way to be banned.

Yes, I'm a sig nazi

Its not animated. You're crazy. Crazy sig nazi man.

:runs:

nonhuman · Oct 27, 2003, 08:11 PM

Last I heard the ruling was that animated sigs were ok at the discretion of the admins. Of course, it's been a really long time since I've actually paid attention to any of the discussions on sig guidelines, so that may have changed.

Besides, that sig is so worth making an exception for.

Demonhood · Oct 27, 2003, 08:20 PM

nope, no exceptions.

beb · Oct 27, 2003, 08:30 PM

How do I get the five Hals after my name instead of the five stars? Will they all sing "Daisy" in unison?

Beewee · Oct 27, 2003, 08:43 PM

Originally posted by quandarry:
not really but i wish...the guy pops up everywhere...on tv i can't change the channel fast enough...he just makes me wanna hurl!

"I sense you have some built up hostilaty towards me but what you need to do is move on. Can you do that? Can you make me a promise that yall aaat least consider doing it?"

"How many people think he can do it?"

*audience obeys their master and applaudes*

"Everyone, now take the pistol from underneath your chairs and blow your f**king brains out."

*audience obeys master and begins mass suicide*

The only thing I hate about him is how the audience just eats right out of his hands. He says something ridiculously obvious and they cheer and nod their heads like dumbies as if he just discovered a cure for cancer. Dr. Phil is stupid and the morons that go to his show are even dumber.

tintub · Oct 27, 2003, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by iWrite:
Dr. Laura, the woman who preaches to America every day but didn't know that her own mother was dead in her apartment until she'd been there rotting for over four months.

surely not!

I'll believe it when I see a link!

neigh-neigh-woo · Oct 27, 2003, 08:49 PM

I'll believe it when I see a link!

Happy Now ?

iWrite · Oct 27, 2003, 09:09 PM

Someone called my name?

HERE IS YOUR DR. LAURA "MOTHER IS DEAD FOR FOUR MONTHS AND DR. LAURA DOES NOT KNOW" LINK

sideus · Oct 27, 2003, 09:13 PM

Originally posted by tintub:
surely not!

I'll believe it when I see a link!

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/...in533993.shtml

and

http://www.drudgereport.com/laura.htm

sideus · Oct 27, 2003, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by iWrite:
Someone called my name?

HERE IS YOUR DR. LAURA "MOTHER IS DEAD FOR FOUR MONTHS AND DR. LAURA DOES NOT KNOW" LINK

Who the heck is Betty Bowers? Just glanced over the site, looks like another internet basket case.

iWrite · Oct 27, 2003, 09:35 PM

She's a no one but I see that there were two other good links provided for your perusal.

I liked her "motto" to the right of her name: "I am not my f***ing mom's kid!"

(Or something like that.)

Stogieman · Oct 27, 2003, 10:55 PM

Ahh man! The title of this thread lead me to believe that Bret "the hitman" Hart was going to wrestle Dr. Phil in a steel cage match at next year's Wrestlemania.