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The dog was "acting sexy."
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quandarry
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Feb 4, 2004, 02:20 PM
 
Dog rape attempt goes astray

A THAI man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.

http://news.com.au/common/story_page...^13762,00.html

     
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Feb 4, 2004, 02:52 PM
 
that bitch was asking for it.
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 02:54 PM
 
I agree, probably gave him a seductive look like this one..




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Feb 4, 2004, 03:04 PM
 
Like I've said, that's what happens when you don't shower first. A little cologne never hurts, either.
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 03:06 PM
 
Was that a Chihuahua?
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 03:29 PM
 
Sick, they should charge him.

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Feb 4, 2004, 03:51 PM
 
Perhaps it wouldn't have attacked him and ran if he had thai'd it up first.
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 03:55 PM
 
haha good he deserved it..the dog should have chopped his member off.

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Feb 4, 2004, 03:57 PM
 
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 04:13 PM
 
... Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.

... Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.


previously ... three dogs ... wtf?? Maybe he should be sentenced to spending three nights on a horse farm with that kinky stallion. Bastard.
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 04:59 PM
 
sorta kinda relevant movie

there is some WIERD stuff online when you google "dog."


hell, if the "dog" is the one on the top....
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 06:45 PM
 
Defining the difference between "Yo Dog, whassup?" and "Yo, Dog, it's up!"

ick.
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 07:08 PM
 
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Feb 4, 2004, 07:30 PM
 
seriously, boning a dog is just plain wrong. on the other hand, putting peanut butter on you manhood and having a dog lick it off is just part of childhood.
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 07:36 PM
 
Sick, just sick...

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Feb 4, 2004, 07:37 PM
 
and i mean WEIRD stuff when you google "dog"

     
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Feb 4, 2004, 07:46 PM
 
Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
[B]and i mean WEIRD stuff when you google "dog"
is this "google" you speak of slang for "doin' it"? is it something today's hip hop generation came up with?
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 07:58 PM
 
Ick.

Yuck.

Wrong.

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Feb 4, 2004, 08:08 PM
 
I haven't laughed this hard at a MacNN thread in months. In particular, thank you Thisguy and UR-20.

I am continually having to reject my dog's advances. She's a real tramp who tries to replace my wife at every opportunity. Unfortunately, the dog is too small for me to consummate our unspoken feelings. I think. I'm pretty sure. Hold on...



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Feb 4, 2004, 08:16 PM
 
Sex is only meant to be between a man and a women, married preferably.

"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 08:27 PM
 
Originally posted by Stuphalina:
Ick.

Yuck.

Wrong.


Some how I find it fitting to have a kitten sig with that expression
in this thread.

As if to say "Look at the lil guy protest the dog rapist"


(don't know if I made any sense)
( Last edited by Myrkridia; Feb 4, 2004 at 08:36 PM. )
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 08:36 PM
 
Originally posted by wdlove:
Sex is only meant to be between a man and a women, married preferably.
he should have married the bitch first.
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_...^13762,00.html
( Last edited by ThisGuy; Feb 4, 2004 at 08:44 PM. )
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 09:09 PM
 
And they call it puppy love...
     
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Feb 4, 2004, 09:19 PM
 
Originally posted by Demonhood:
That would make a damn sexy sig.

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