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The dog was "acting sexy."
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that bitch was asking for it.
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I agree, probably gave him a seductive look like this one..
"I tell ya she was coming on to me"
Funniest story I've heard all week thanks a ton!
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Like I've said, that's what happens when you don't shower first. A little cologne never hurts, either.
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Sick, they should charge him.
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Perhaps it wouldn't have attacked him and ran if he had thai'd it up first.
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haha good he deserved it..the dog should have chopped his member off.
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... Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.
... Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.
previously ... three dogs ... wtf?? Maybe he should be sentenced to spending three nights on a horse farm with that kinky stallion. Bastard.
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Defining the difference between "Yo Dog, whassup?" and "Yo, Dog, it's up!"
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seriously, boning a dog is just plain wrong. on the other hand, putting peanut butter on you manhood and having a dog lick it off is just part of childhood.
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and i mean WEIRD stuff when you google "dog"
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Originally posted by d4nth3m4n:
[B]and i mean WEIRD stuff when you google "dog"
is this "google" you speak of slang for "doin' it"? is it something today's hip hop generation came up with?
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Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!
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I haven't laughed this hard at a MacNN thread in months. In particular, thank you Thisguy and UR-20.
I am continually having to reject my dog's advances. She's a real tramp who tries to replace my wife at every opportunity. Unfortunately, the dog is too small for me to consummate our unspoken feelings. I think. I'm pretty sure. Hold on...
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Sex is only meant to be between a man and a women, married preferably.
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Originally posted by Stuphalina:
Ick.
Yuck.
Wrong.
Some how I find it fitting to have a kitten sig with that expression
in this thread.
As if to say "Look at the lil guy protest the dog rapist"
(don't know if I made any sense)
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Last edited by Myrkridia; Feb 4, 2004 at 08:36 PM.
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(
Last edited by ThisGuy; Feb 4, 2004 at 08:44 PM.
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And they call it puppy love...
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Originally posted by Demonhood:
That would make a damn sexy sig.
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