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Wrong Car?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Says the stranger next to me.
In my passenger seat.
Who had just opened the door and sat down.
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Administrator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: California
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It could be worse.
Stranger sits down.
"Yes, this is the right car."
(various events follow)
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Denver, CO
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Stranger sits down.
*unzips pants*
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: The Rock
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Stranger sites down.
"I need your clothes, your boots and your car."
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Mankind's only chance is to harness the power of stupid.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Aren't I supposed to reply "**** you, asshole" to that?
Otherwise, he'll won't have anything to say to the landlord.
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Baninated
Join Date: Mar 2012
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I did that once. Weirder still is I unlocked it. With my key. Got in and noticed a plant.
Apparently 89 Honda Accords don't have that many differences in terms of locks
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Added wrinkle:
This person was either supposed to buy or sell drugs inside the car he was supposed to be at. I was a little to stunned to figure out which exactly.
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Dedicated MacNNer
Join Date: Oct 2012
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You should have asked for a discount.
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Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: inside 128, north of 90
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Originally Posted by knifecarrier2
I did that once. Weirder still is I unlocked it. With my key.
I have gotten as far as trying to unlock it, getting annoyed my key didn't work, and then noticing that my car was one car over. Same color subaru and all.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Originally Posted by raleur
You should have asked for a discount.
One of the scenarios which passed through my head was he might go "what the ****, why not?" and try a cold call.
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2001
Location: type 13 planet
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Originally Posted by ShortcutToMoncton
Stranger sites down.
"I need your clothes, your boots and your car."
^ I lul'd
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New, Improved and Legal in 50 States
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Colorado
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Originally Posted by knifecarrier2
I did that once. Weirder still is I unlocked it. With my key. Got in and noticed a plant.
Apparently 89 Honda Accords don't have that many differences in terms of locks
WTF, that happened when I accidentally grabbed my mom's Legacy GT's keys and unlocked my Accord with it.
Consequently since then my car has been broken into :-/
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: UK
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Keys were surprisingly interchangeable in the 80s. I once unlocked a car with a screwdriver after seeing it in a movie once.
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I have plenty of more important things to do, if only I could bring myself to do them....
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
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Originally Posted by subego
Added wrinkle:
This person was either supposed to buy or sell drugs inside the car he was supposed to be at. I was a little to stunned to figure out which exactly.
Did you get a good score?
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Freshman year of college I was waiting to give a ride to someone I hadn't met yet. Two girls hopped in the back, and as soon as I turned around, they realized they were in the wrong car and got out. Turns out we were headed to the same place, made for a good story. I ended up dating one of them for a year and I'm still friends with the other.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Chicago, Bang! Bang!
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Originally Posted by Shaddim
Did you get a good score?
Nope. Schwag.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status:
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
Status:
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
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Didn't you read? Neither bummer nor hamster. Nothing.
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Professional Poster
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: UKland
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I got into my car once after party. Started it up, looked out the front windscreen and saw my car parked directly in front. Embarrassing much. 80's Ford keys are really only a single original key duplicated a million times.
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This space for Hire! Reasonable rates. Reach an audience of literally dozens!
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Body in London, mind elsewhere
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Originally Posted by Waragainstsleep
Keys were surprisingly interchangeable in the 80s. I once unlocked a car with a screwdriver after seeing it in a movie once.
Wasn't it half a tennis ball on certain cars from that era as well? BMWs springs to mind.
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Your Anus
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I used to be able to start my old 1986 Toyota Camry with any object you could stick in the keyhole. Other car keys, a nail file, anything that would fit.
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
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We used to be able to steal my buddy's 1980-something Jeep CJ just by turning the tumbler, no keys needed.
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: 46 & 2
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Originally Posted by sek929
We used to be able to steal my buddy's 1980-something Jeep CJ just by turning the tumbler, no keys needed.
My Bronco's like that. Shhh...
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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigue of supporting it."
- Thomas Paine
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Oct 1999
Location: Montréal, Québec (Canada)
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Originally Posted by sek929
We used to be able to steal my buddy's 1980-something Jeep CJ just by turning the tumbler, no keys needed.
- You turned what??
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Last edited by FireWire; Jan 14, 2013 at 11:36 PM.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by sek929
We used to be able to steal my buddy's 1980-something Jeep CJ just by turning the tumbler, no keys needed.
My friend had a Jeep that was the same way, but his clutch was so stiff they'd never get more than a couple of blocks away and left leg fatigue would set in.
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