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Natalie Portman shaves it all off!
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May 23, 2005, 10:21 AM
 
is she's the spitting image of sinead o'connor? i think it looks good on her.

     
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May 23, 2005, 10:29 AM
 
Old news, but then again I didn't know MacNN was a gossip magazine

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May 23, 2005, 10:34 AM
 
Yummy.
     
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May 23, 2005, 10:42 AM
 
Welcome to last week!

That was at the Star Wars premiere at Cannes film festival.

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May 23, 2005, 11:01 AM
 
Peach fuzz.

Yummy.
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May 23, 2005, 11:14 AM
 
looks AWFUL

but then she wasn't that hot before.
     
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May 23, 2005, 11:18 AM
 
Title misleading.
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May 23, 2005, 11:23 AM
 
She shaves it ALL off? We need better pics.

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May 23, 2005, 11:26 AM
 
She looks just like Sinead O'conner!! Take away the good looks, and ability to keep her personal beliefs her own, and BAM! twins.
     
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May 23, 2005, 11:29 AM
 
I dub thee: Sinead O'Portman!
I also dub thee: damn yummy.
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May 23, 2005, 11:43 AM
 
Why shave it all off? As a punition for being so crappy is Episode III?
     
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May 23, 2005, 11:54 AM
 
ha-ha... good one.
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:10 PM
 
Wow! I just finished watching Closer, the movie she's in with Julia Roberts and Jude Law.
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:12 PM
 
head shaving is not as big a deal as it was 10 years ago

i think she looks hit-able and i most cetainly will bestow a BALD HOTNESS on this thread
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:14 PM
 
I'd like to know why she shaved her head, besides never having to style her hair. Is she lesbo now?
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:30 PM
 
Let's hope that Natalie's decision has a better impact on her career, unlike this actress:

     
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May 23, 2005, 12:35 PM
 
G.I. Jane: One of my wife's favorite movies. I can't stand it. No way a woman could ever be a Navy SEAL.
Ever.
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:37 PM
 
i liked it

she looked VERY hot in it. the scenes where she was all dirtied up and emotional made her look supa sexy
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:37 PM
 


For some reason, shaved women look all the same...

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May 23, 2005, 12:51 PM
 
She's hot and all, but damn, she cannot act at all.
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by budster101
G.I. Jane: One of my wife's favorite movies. I can't stand it. No way a woman could ever be a Navy SEAL.
Ever.
The day they can (consistantly) carry 120lbs of gear, 50 miles, non-stop, I'll back them entering the SEALS or any other military elite unit. But as it stands, no.
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May 23, 2005, 12:57 PM
 
Wonder if her carpet matches the drapes.
     
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May 23, 2005, 12:59 PM
 
Originally Posted by Zimphire
Wonder if her carpet matches the drapes.
Feel the burn! (Whisker burn, that is...)
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May 23, 2005, 01:06 PM
 
Originally Posted by MacNStein
The day they can (consistantly) carry 120lbs of gear, 50 miles, non-stop, I'll back them entering the SEALS or any other military elite unit. But as it stands, no.

BINGO. But, there is yet another impass when it comes to the SEALs. There is no way, even if a female could make it through BUDs, which is extremely unlikely, that any operating unit would take her active.
     
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May 23, 2005, 01:14 PM
 
I think Natalie Portman looks like a man/boy. Not sexy.

Sinead O'Connor is 300x hotter + she looks like a woman.

Now Kate Beckinsale, there is a truly beautiful woman!

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May 23, 2005, 01:54 PM
 
Sounds like a good deal since your being paid to have the cut.

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May 23, 2005, 01:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by sideus
She's hot and all, but damn, she cannot act at all.
in your opinion



she did fine to me.
     
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May 23, 2005, 02:37 PM
 
Good holy freaking crap, you people can't REALLY think that THIS...



...is "hot," especially when compared to Natalie...



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May 23, 2005, 02:52 PM
 
It's a pity, really, she's obviously a mental case to shave her head like that. I just hope it was a career choice that led her in that direction, rather than one of her naive, misguided political beliefs.

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May 23, 2005, 02:54 PM
 
Perhaps she's working ona a film that required it?
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May 23, 2005, 02:57 PM
 
Movie role required it.

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May 23, 2005, 02:57 PM
 
Originally Posted by MacNStein
Perhaps she's working ona a film that required it?
Bingo.
     
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May 23, 2005, 03:48 PM
 
Its funny how people just jump to conclusions. Surely I'm not the only one who assumed it was because of a role.
     
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May 23, 2005, 03:54 PM
 
Originally Posted by sideus
She's hot and all, but damn, she cannot act at all.
Show us your golden globe, and your academy award nomination, and maybe you have a leg to stand on.
     
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May 23, 2005, 04:03 PM
 
Alright men, now that that's been settled, lets keep the political crap to the appropriate forum and leave this thread to the goddess that is Natalie Portman.

     
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May 23, 2005, 04:08 PM
 
Originally Posted by Stradlater
Title misleading.
Very much so.
     
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May 23, 2005, 04:18 PM
 
Originally Posted by DeathMan
Show us your golden globe, and your academy award nomination, and maybe you have a leg to stand on.
I have two to stand on, thanks.

Guess we are not allow to comment on someone's acting abilities.
     
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May 23, 2005, 04:20 PM
 
I have an opinion and an internet connection. Is that good enough?
     
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May 23, 2005, 06:16 PM
 
dammit, if that's the way it works then i guess that, seeing as i can't build an operating system, i can't call windows me a piece of $#!+.

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May 23, 2005, 06:43 PM
 
natalie is hot, hair or no hair.

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May 23, 2005, 08:34 PM
 
Originally Posted by ort888
She shaves it ALL off? We need better pics.
     
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May 23, 2005, 11:14 PM
 
These weren't the pics I was expecting.
     
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May 24, 2005, 03:15 AM
 
Originally Posted by ManOfSteal

thanks, that answered my question!

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May 24, 2005, 04:09 AM
 
Originally Posted by sideus
She's hot and all, but damn, she cannot act at all.
I happen to think Natalie Portman is an excellent actress! She rocked in "Closer". Haven't seen Star Wars yet...

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May 24, 2005, 04:54 AM
 
Haven't seen Star Wars yet...
noah, dude, seriously - don't.

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May 24, 2005, 06:43 AM
 
girls cut their hair to show indepency. some attractive girls can look really gorgeous without.

unfortunately, it seems dutch custom for girls to, as soon as they got married, cut off their long sexy hair, paint it aubergine or any other cheap reddish color, get fat and carry a bunch of crying children around in the supermarket.
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Originally Posted by PB2K
unfortunately, it seems dutch custom for girls to, as soon as they got married, cut off their long sexy hair, paint it aubergine or any other cheap reddish color, get fat and carry a bunch of crying children around in the supermarket.


They say the one food that ruins a woman's sex drive, and appearance is...

wedding cake.
     
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May 24, 2005, 07:28 AM
 
Originally Posted by PB2K
girls cut their hair to show indepency. some attractive girls can look really gorgeous without.

unfortunately, it seems dutch custom for girls to, as soon as they got married, cut off their long sexy hair, paint it aubergine or any other cheap reddish color, get fat and carry a bunch of crying children around in the supermarket.
I hate to break the news to you, pal, but that ain't just Dutch women, that is most (western) women.

Beautiful long, sexy hair is not needed once its purpose has been served, attracting an eligible mate to marry and have kids with, the hair is gone. But psychologically, the women want to continue to feel sexy so they die it these horrible, unreal colors. I have seen it happen SO many times to family and friends. It's almost a ritual.
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May 24, 2005, 08:13 AM
 
No one mentioned good ole Ripley?

     
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May 24, 2005, 09:37 AM
 
Originally Posted by buggsuperstar
No one mentioned good ole Ripley?

Ripley KICKED ASS!!!

I would love to tussle with her . . . and get my ass kicked in the process. But boy would it be worth it.

I have actually seen Sigourney Weaver in person and she is beautiful, just amazingly beautiful. Natalie Portman will be damn lucky if she looks as good in her 50s as Sigourney Weaver does.
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