|
|
How tough are you?
|
|
|
|
Professional Poster
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Chicago
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough that yesterday, when I stubbed my toe (while watering my spice garden), I only cried for 20 minutes.
|
inscrutable impenetrable impregnable inconceivable
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Colorado
Status:
Offline
|
|
Aww, do you need a Band-Aid? Or a blog?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mac Elite
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Denver, CO
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough I only took it twice. Once in the pen and once in secondary.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Indy.
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough I read this thread and resisted the urge to post in it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Colorado
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Railroader
I'm so tough I read this thread and resisted the urge to post in it.
You're the real winner here.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
Status:
Offline
|
|
I’m so tough, they call me big daddy.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: yes
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough that even though I know that everybody in here hates me, I don't care, I continue to rock your worlds...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough that when I get cut by a knife, the blade is ruined.
|
"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Fresh-Faced Recruit
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: NYC
Status:
Offline
|
|
..once I had a metal rod go through my foot and pin it to the ground. I pulled it back through (dirt and all) and walked to medical.
I once had molten metal drop on my hand and burn in about a two thirds of the way, I dug it out with a screwdriver and... walked to medical...
Sprained my ankle three separate times, walked on it to medical..
Once ate ONE Lay's potato chip... walked to med-Uhhh no, I then had a soda..
My military days were interesting...
(
Last edited by Mr_E; Apr 20, 2010 at 12:25 PM.
Reason: Lay's...mmmmm)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Senior User
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Naugatuck, CT
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Mr_E
..once I had a metal rod go through my foot and pin it to the ground. I pulled it back through (dirt and all) and walked to medical.
I'm so tough I puked in my mouth when I read this.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Mr_E
Sprained my ankle three separate times, walked on it to medical..
Same here—except I’m so tough I didn’t bother go see a doctor about it, just let it heal on its own.
I’m also so tough that when I went flying over the handle bar on my bike, landing face-first in a box of empty (glass) bottles, and cracking a nice big gash open in my left eyebrow with blood spurting everywhere, the only thing I could think about was how unbelievably embarrassing it would be if someone were to have seen that. (Someone had, naturally.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
Status:
Offline
|
|
I had 5 staples removed from my head during lunch break by the doctor we were working for. I then went back to work.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough, Chuck Norris makes up facts about me.
|
"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: inside 128, north of 90
Status:
Offline
|
|
Two words: Natural Childbirth.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
Status:
Offline
|
|
I think we have a winner.
|
"Faster, faster! 'Till the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death." - HST
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vacation.
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by osiris
I think we have a winner.
No.
You know when they fake an orgasm? Well, they fake child birth pains too. All that screaming and stuff... ...fake. So you feel guilty. Forever. So you endlessly try to make up for it by buying them chocolates and flowers and stuff.
Going to go run and hide now.
|
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Standing on the shoulders of giants
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Two words: Natural Childbirth.
You were built for it. Suffer.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Washington, DC
Status:
Offline
|
|
Two words: women talking.
|
"One ticket to Washington, please. I have a date with destiny."
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: 888500128, C3, 2nd soft.
Status:
Online
|
|
Originally Posted by mattyb
You were built for it. Suffer.
Guffaw.
oh boy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Two words: Natural Childbirth.
That's what you get for housing that den of sin between your legs.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by sek929
I had 5 staples removed from my head during lunch break by the doctor we were working for. I then went back to work.
Dude, holy ****!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Two words: Natural Childbirth.
HOTHOTHOTHOT HOTHOTHOTHOT allcaps
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Games Meister
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Eternity
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough under my fist is a beard.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: California
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Laminar
HOTHOTHOTHOT HOTHOTHOTHOT allcaps
Ya might be needing to go through it yourself soon.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Mac Elite
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Newport News, VA USA
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Two words: Natural Childbirth.
I see your Natural Childbirth and raise:
Kidney Stone
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by brassplayersrock²
Ya might be needing to go through it yourself soon.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: inside 128, north of 90
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Doofy
No.
You know when they fake an orgasm? Well, they fake child birth pains too. All that screaming and stuff... ...fake. So you feel guilty. Forever. So you endlessly try to make up for it by buying them chocolates and flowers and stuff.
Going to go run and hide now.
Perhaps they fake it with you...
I knew I should have mentioned rowing crew instead.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by sek929
I had 5 staples removed from my head during lunch break by the doctor we were working for. I then went back to work.
Which part of the head? And what type of staples, exactly?
(These are vital details, you see, in assessing your toughness.)
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vacation.
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by andi*pandi
Perhaps they fake it with you...
I don't care.
|
Been inclined to wander... off the beaten track.
That's where there's thunder... and the wind shouts back.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Junkie
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: Cape Cod, MA
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by Oisín
Which part of the head? And what type of staples, exactly?
(These are vital details, you see, in assessing your toughness.)
Top right, I split it open working the week prior by coming up underneath an exposed beam in the basement. 5 stainless steel staples held my head together. They hurt going in, but that was nothing compared to them coming out. A few of them took chunks of healing head and hair with them as they left.
Of course my arm surgery had a hell of a lot more pain involved, but somehow being put under for surgery doesn't seems as bad-ass as my previous story.
Edit: Found the pic.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Senior User
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Manch-Vegas, NH
Status:
Offline
|
|
I'm so tough.......
.......I had major corrective surgery on both my feet 6 months old.
.......I had major corrective surgery on both feet at 12 months old
.......I had major corrective surgery on both feet at 18 months old
.......I had tubes put in my ears at age 3
.......I had my tonsils out at age 5
.......I had major corrective surgery on my right foot at age 7
.......I had major corrective surgery on my left foot at age 8
.......I had major corrective surgery on my right foot at age 9
.......I had major corrective surgery on my right foot age 11
.......I had major corrective surgery on my right foot age 12
.......I had major corrective surgery on my right foot age 13 (During the post op the nurse accidentally gave me too much morphine and I was tripping for 5 days)
.......I had major corrective surgery on my right foot age 15
.......I had major corrective surgery on my right foot age 17.
.......I had major surgery to remove 5 teeth - All 4 wisdom teeth and an adult molar that was impacted on another and was protruding into my nasal cavity. (During post op I accidentally OD on percoscet because I misread the prescription while I was still coming down off the anesthesia )
In perspective pushing something the size of a foot ball out an open the size of a lemon sounds like a fun challenge.
|
What, me worry?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Copenhagen
Status:
Offline
|
|
^ Exactly how many feet do you have by now?
Originally Posted by sek929
Top right, I split it open working the week prior by coming up underneath an exposed beam in the basement. 5 stainless steel staples held my head together. They hurt going in, but that was nothing compared to them coming out. A few of them took chunks of healing head and hair with them as they left.
All right. You get to keep your toughness badge.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Standing on the shoulders of giants
Status:
Offline
|
|
Originally Posted by sek929
Top right, I split it open working the week prior by coming up underneath an exposed beam in the basement. 5 stainless steel staples held my head together. They hurt going in, but that was nothing compared to them coming out. A few of them took chunks of healing head and hair with them as they left.
The effort that people use to change their hair-style is remarkable.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Forum Rules
|
|
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
|
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|