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Join Date: Mar 2002
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To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.”
Sun Tzu
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I don't have time to read this right now... can you type it up and forward it in an email?
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My sig is 1 pixel too big.
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Originally Posted by ort888 
I don't have time to read this right now... can you type it up and forward it in an email?
Enterprise? 
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To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.”
Sun Tzu
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I like this one A LOT!
Understanding Engineers #6
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer.
Just look at all the joints."
Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer.
The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."
The last one said, "No, actually it had to have been a civil engineer.
Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline adjacent to a recreational area?"
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Blandine Bureau 1940 - 2011
Missed 2012 by 3 days, RIP Grandma :-(
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Originally Posted by glideslope
These aren't funny.
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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You don't like email forwards from 2001?
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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They had engineers in 2001 ? 
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Moderator Emeritus
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Originally Posted by mattyb
These aren't funny.
Actually, they are.
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How can you tell an engineer is outgoing?
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Originally Posted by mattyb
These aren't funny.
Art degree?
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45/47
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Originally Posted by Chongo
Art degree?
BEng (Hons) Mechanical Engineering.
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Originally Posted by mattyb
BEng (Hons) Mechanical Engineering.
Hmm, what about Dilbert?
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45/47
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Originally Posted by Chongo
Hmm, what about Dilbert?
Mech Eng > IT
(BTW, I'm an Oracle DBA)
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Originally Posted by mattyb
Mech Eng > IT
(BTW, I'm an Oracle DBA)
That's nice. Looking forward to the Web Cast on the 19th.
Hope no jokes are attempted.
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To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.”
Sun Tzu
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Originally Posted by LegendaryPinkOx
I do not know, how?
They look at your shoes when they talk to you, instead of at their own
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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An architect, an artist, and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with a wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.
The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" "Yeah," replied the engineer. "If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman and you can go to the lab and get some work done."
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Clinically Insane
Join Date: Jun 2001
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-t
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To know your Enemy, you must become your Enemy.”
Sun Tzu
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Administrator  Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: San Antonio TX USA
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For many engineers, those are dead on true. Except for a couple of them-all the engineers I know are strongly motivated by recreational company with the opposite sex.
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Glenn -----OTR/L, MOT, Tx
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Posting Junkie
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Iowa, how long can this be? Does it really ruin the left column spacing?
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Originally Posted by ghporter
For many engineers, those are dead on true. Except for a couple of them-all the engineers I know are strongly motivated by recreational company with the opposite sex.
As opposed to most men, who hate it.
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