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Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Oct 22, 2004, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by saltines17:
"Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter"

That sounds awesome!

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Nov 29, 2004, 10:24 PM

Starship Troopers 2: Straight to video.

When I heard about it I knew the story line was just an excuse to make it low budget and not have to use the cool bugs. They turned it into a typical predictable gory horror movie. Awful as hell.

Rolling Bones · Nov 30, 2004, 03:03 AM

Well after what I saw tonite it could be 'National Treasure'

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Dec 8, 2004, 01:08 PM

The people under the stairs.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?

Sherwin · Dec 8, 2004, 01:32 PM

Oh puurlease... ...you've all been listing Oscar winners compared to:

The Owl.

Like a bad Segal movie, but without the charisma. Or the plot. Or the action.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Dec 28, 2004, 01:07 AM

I think I saw one of the worst last night... The Stepford wives.

Holy moly was that a stinker. Not funny, not scary. Just stupid.

They kept calling them "robots" and they could scan bankcards with their mouths, cough up money, not feel pain, have sparks come out of their heads and boobs grow on command BUT they were real people with only chips implanted into their heads. What up with that?

Albert Pujols · Dec 28, 2004, 01:16 AM

Mall Rats

lavar78 · Dec 28, 2004, 01:57 AM

I can't believe "Freddie Got Fingered" was only mentioned twice in 5 pages! That is truly the worst movie I have ever seen. Unfortunately, I never stop watching movies in the middle, so I've seen the whole thing.

For a movie that hasn't been named yet, I'll say "Straight Outta Brooklyn." It was critically acclaimed, but those critics were obviously being bribed or blackmailed. Dishonorable mention goes to "Masters of the Universe" and "Captain America."

For most overrated movie, I'd like to second "Cast Away" (ugh) and add "Forrest Gump" (a supreme disappointment after all that undeserved hype).

SafariX · Dec 28, 2004, 02:44 AM

I'm not sure if I said this before, but Starship Troopers 2.

Cubeoid · Dec 28, 2004, 02:59 AM

Home Alone 3...

If you haven't seen it, don't ask.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Dec 28, 2004, 03:02 AM

Originally posted by SafariX:
I'm not sure if I said this before, but Starship Troopers 2.

I thought it was bad also, they turned a good/cheesy action movie into a cheap, predictable horror movie. It was bad but definitely not the worst movie ever.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 5, 2005, 02:51 AM

Return to the blue Lagoon.

A non-blood related brother and sister deserted and growing up on a stranded island start discovering puberty become attracted to one another, have sex and fall in love.

Man on man.

anthonyvthc · Jan 5, 2005, 03:44 AM

I haven't read all 5 pages of this (I know, I know...), but has anyone mentioned "Cutting Class?" I think it was Brad Pitt's first movie. Hilarious in its awfulness.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 30, 2005, 03:30 PM

Aliens Vs. Predator

This movie is insulting to the Aliens and Predator saga.

Everything about this movie feels like it was written by a colective effort of teenagers over the internet.

Quite possibly the most predictable movie I have ever seen as I figured the whole thing out by the trailers.

This movie does not take into account what was set up in the previous Alien and Predator films. Facehuggers now attach to your face only to separate 5 minutes later. Another 5 minutes after that you have an alien bursting out of your chest. In previous films Predators would only attack humans who have weapons, now they don't seem to care.

There is also a rather poor and uncreative attempt of tying the Alien movies with the old ones with the corporation and the Biship Android.

The only good thing I can say about it is that the special effects were rather well done.

The real warning sign should be when the director also wrote the damn thing.

Mafia · Jan 30, 2005, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Aliens Vs. Predator

This movie is insulting to the Aliens and Predator saga.

Everything about this movie feels like it was written by a colective effort of teenagers over the internet.

Quite possibly the most predictable movie I have ever seen as I figured the whole thing out by the trailers.

This movie does not take into account what was set up in the previous Alien and Predator films. Facehuggers now attach to your face only to separate 5 minutes later. Another 5 minutes after that you have an alien bursting out of your chest. In previous films Predators would only attack humans who have weapons, now they don't seem to care.

There is also a rather poor and uncreative attempt of tying the Alien movies with the old ones with the corporation and the Biship Android.

The only good thing I can say about it is that the special effects were rather well done.

The real warning sign should be when the director also wrote the damn thing.

lol when the woman and the predator teamed up!

andreas_g4 · Jan 30, 2005, 04:41 PM

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
Aliens Vs. Predator

This movie is insulting to the Aliens and Predator saga.

I watched this with a friend. I insisted to stop watching when Lance Henriksen died. How did it end? Did the woman survive? Was there a woman?

BTW, I consider Lance Henriksen - although he might have been in half of the movies mentioned here - as one of the most underrated actors.

Mafia · Jan 30, 2005, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by andreas_g4:
I watched this with a friend. I insisted to stop watching when Lance Henriksen died. How did it end? Did the woman survive? Was there a woman?

BTW, I consider Lance Henriksen - although he might have been in half of the movies mentioned here - as one of the most underrated actors.

OMG AVP SPOILER ALERT!! --------------------------------------------

so ya she lived her and the predator teamed up to own the aliens. then at the end the predator made some mark on her head like telling her she was cool in his book. it really was a classic ending.

simonjames · Jan 30, 2005, 05:01 PM

Saw Spiderman 2 on DVD yesterday - you can add that to the list of worst movies.

lavar78 · Jan 30, 2005, 05:14 PM

Originally posted by simonjames:
Saw Spiderman 2 on DVD yesterday - you can add that to the list of worst movies.

... except it was great.

KeriVit · Jan 30, 2005, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by simonjames:
Saw Spiderman 2 on DVD yesterday - you can add that to the list of worst movies.

That's the FIRST bad thing I heard about it.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 30, 2005, 11:03 PM

Originally posted by KeriVit:
That's the FIRST bad thing I heard about it.

Actually he is at least the second person to say that. Not that I agree.

juusan · Jan 30, 2005, 11:07 PM

jerry macguire, hands down.

closely followed by "employee of the month" with matt dillon.

juusan · Jan 30, 2005, 11:07 PM

and who can forget "joe vs the volcano"?

KeriVit · Jan 30, 2005, 11:32 PM

why do people like Galaxyquest? I couldn't stand it.

Kilbey · Jan 30, 2005, 11:40 PM

Hero.

I lasted 20 minutes and turned it off. YECH!

Mafia · Jan 30, 2005, 11:44 PM

Originally posted by Kilbey:
Hero.

I lasted 20 minutes and turned it off. YECH!

bah i enjoyed it, looking foward to house of flying daggers too.

mydog8mymac · Jan 30, 2005, 11:47 PM

Twister.

How could so many above average people gotten it so wrong?

Kilbey · Jan 30, 2005, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by mydog8mymac:
Twister.

How could so many above average people gotten it so wrong?

"You can't explain it!"

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 30, 2005, 11:52 PM

Originally posted by KeriVit:
why do people like Galaxyquest? I couldn't stand it.

If you are a Sci-fi nut it is sorta funny.

insha · Jan 31, 2005, 12:29 AM

Not sure these were mentioned before:

Almost all movies that carried the "MTV Films" logo
Last Action Hero
Ishtar
All Mummies movies (the ones with Brandon Fraiser)
Hero (the one with Jet Li)
Seven Year in Tibet
Unbreakable
Signs
The Village
Gigli

theJoKell · Jan 31, 2005, 12:38 AM

In order of suckiness:

Glitter
Ishtar
Matrix 3
Matrix 2

ManOfSteal · Jan 31, 2005, 12:39 AM

Paparazzi.

Sherwin · Jan 31, 2005, 12:51 AM

Queen Of The Damned

Watched it last night. Supremely useless.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 31, 2005, 01:04 AM

Originally posted by insha:

Last Action Hero
Unbreakable
The Village

I agree with those ones.

The Mick · Jan 31, 2005, 01:44 AM

Originally posted by juusan:
and who can forget "joe vs the volcano"?

Dude, you're nuts. That movie is pretty damn funny.

jnrjr79 · Jan 31, 2005, 01:53 AM

Enemy Mine.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Jan 31, 2005, 02:44 AM

Originally posted by jnrjr79:
Enemy Mine.

Damn, I've loved that movie since a kid.

Daveecee · Jan 31, 2005, 04:30 AM

Planet of the Apes, or Children of the Corn...

effgee · Jan 31, 2005, 04:44 AM

Timeline, and right there, at the bottom of the barrel ... Troy.

exca1ibur · Jan 31, 2005, 06:16 AM

Darkness.

Stoodup, and asked for my money back... along with the about 10 other people in there. Counting flies on sh*t would have been more entertaining.

olePigeon · Jan 31, 2005, 05:10 PM

Troll 2, God damn it! TROLL 2! RENT IT ALREADY!!!

olePigeon · Jan 31, 2005, 05:12 PM

Originally posted by KeriVit:
why do people like Galaxyquest? I couldn't stand it.

Because you're a discredit to the human race. That movie is one of the best movies EVER.

Mafia · Jan 31, 2005, 05:19 PM

Originally posted by ManOfSteal:
Paparazzi.

this needs to be quoted for emphasis.
oh and whoever said darkness yes that was horrible too.

Disgruntled Head of C-3PO · Feb 1, 2005, 02:09 AM

Screamers

exca1ibur · Feb 1, 2005, 03:36 AM

Dungeons & Dragons

Socially Awkward Solo · Apr 7, 2005, 01:39 AM

The Grudge.

I'll give anyone here $10 if they can explain any part of this crappie movie to me.

subego · Apr 7, 2005, 02:20 PM

So I've just read this resurrected thread and have to wonder...

Originally posted by Disgruntled Head of C-3PO:
My picks:

Three Kings

Worst movie ever? The ending maybe didn't payoff like it should, but seeing Marky Mark's insides fill up with green pus was worth the price of admission alone.

I must also add to the pile:

Amsterdamned

AB^2=BCxAC · Apr 7, 2005, 02:37 PM

Recent stinkers I've rented:

Envy, with Ben Stiller and Jack Black. Man, I couldn't even make it through an hour and I LOVE Jack Black. What an utter failure.

The Forgotten, with Julianne Moore. If you liked the X-Files, but thought it was too smart, and you like melodramatic Oprah moments about how mothers are "connected" to their children, this is your movie. It sure as hell wasn't mine. 9/10 on the Crap-O-Meter.

Severed Hand of Skywalker · Apr 7, 2005, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by AB^2=BCxAC:
The Forgotten, with Julianne Moore. If you liked the X-Files, but thought it was too smart, and you like melodramatic Oprah moments about how mothers are "connected" to their children, this is your movie. It sure as hell wasn't mine. 9/10 on the Crap-O-Meter.

That really seems to be a love or hate movie, I really liked it but half my friends HATE it, the other half like it. I guess it is just the xfiles crew that is down with it.

Jens Peter · Apr 7, 2005, 02:58 PM

Final Countdown

"The USS Nimitz, a modern-day nuclear-powered aircraft carrier passes through a time warp and finds itself at Pearl Harbor on December 6, 1941. Should the carrier prevent the japanese attack at the risk of changing history as we know it?"

Damn that's a bad movie!