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Happy 50th B-Day Stephen Wright
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Mac Elite
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Baltimore
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"The first time I read the dicionary I thought it was a poem about everything." ~ S. Wright
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Chicago, IL
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"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." 
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Northern VA - Just outside DC
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"I take my dog for walks on building ledges. he's not afraid of heights, just widths"
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: Isle of Manhattan
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"I broke a mirror in my house - I was supposed to get 7 years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me 5."
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Boston, MA
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Happy 50th birthday Steven Wright. May you enjoy this your day.
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"Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." Winston Churchill
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Toronto, ON
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I saw Steven Wright back in September, friggin hilarious! 
"I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said,
'10-4.' "
"I have two very rare photographs.
One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car.
The other is a of Norman Rockwell beating up a child."
"I got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He said 'Did you know you were going 80 miles an hour?' I told him I didn't think I was going to be out that long."
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The Lord said 'Peter, I can see your house from here.'
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Vente: Achat
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Originally Posted by KeyLimePi
"The first time I read the dicionary I thought it was a poem about everything." ~ S. Wright
"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"
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Addicted to MacNN
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: BFE
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"I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone."
"I came home last night and accidentally used my car keys on my house.
It started up.
So I took it for a drive.
A cop pulled me over. He asked me where I lived. I said, 'Right here'."
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I'm a bird. I am the 1% (of pets).
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Mac Elite
Join Date: May 2000
Location: studio or in the backyard
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I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
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When you were young and your heart was an open book, you used to say "live and let live."
But if this ever changing world, in which we live in, makes you give in and cry, say "live and let die."
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