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sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.
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Originally Posted by Rumor
You guys are getting Oisin all hot and bothered.
Hm...I probably shouldn't have posted a semi-nude picture of myself.
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.
That you? That girl in black is pretty damn hot! The other one isn't too bad either!
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Wow. Just....wow.
What I'm seeing is a combination of "act like you're the sh!t; she'll find that attractive" and "manipulate her by doing things in order to make her do what you want".
I mean, I know I'm not really a typical girl, but I find it a complete turn off when a guy is (a)overly confident, (b)"a tad" arrogant, and/or (b)manipulative.
If you want to get some dumb blonde who will put out but be incapable of having an intelligent conversation, go for it. If you actually want someone with some cognitive abilites above a fourteen-year-old, here's a really hot tip: be yourself. You can only keep up a facade of arrogance, coolness, or whatever else for so long before the real you comes out. So you might as well just let it out to begin with, instead of trying to manipulate a girl into believing what you want her to believe, rather than seeing you for who you really are.
For some reason it's always the females that disagree with this kind of advice, while the men promote it.
I rarely hear men say that this advice fails them, which makes me wonder if it's actually true and gets the job done.
I am disgusted with this world. I'll die celebate if it meant I'd get to keep my dignity.
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Originally Posted by sek929
Pfft, that's nothing
I now know what your name means... seksy!
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I like my water with hops, malt, hops, yeast, and hops.
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Does the dude on the right on sek's picture have a semi?
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.
I agree.
Guess which one I am:
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Looks like you found a couple of Oompa Loompas.
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Hey wasn't the Oopma Loompa song about not being greedy?
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Well, they’re not, are they? They seem to be sharing just fine.
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I could practically hear Oisin's drool hitting the keyboard last night.
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Originally Posted by OisÃn
Well, they’re not, are they? They seem to be sharing just fine.
I was talking about me.
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Originally Posted by krillbee
For some reason it's always the females that disagree with this kind of advice, while the men promote it.
I rarely hear men say that this advice fails them, which makes me wonder if it's actually true and gets the job done.
I am disgusted with this world. I'll die celebate if it meant I'd get to keep my dignity.
It seems that the majority of people that disagree with this advice are:
A) Girls that are pissed because no one ever hits on them (You'll never get an intelligent girl with that advice),
B) Guys that have zero game and are jealous (I can't believe you'd treat women like pieces of meat)
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That has to be the truest thing that I have ever read on a forum.
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Or:
C) Married guys like myself who have retired from the "game"
However, it is true that I never did have much game, but I have little regret, as I simply was never that kind of game playing guy.
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Yea, I don't think it's as black and white as the A/B/C choices, but hey that can be discussed over the next 4 pages.
I know a guy who loves TOUCHING girls, no matter what, how, when. If there's one time in a hot girl's day where she doesn't want to have someone's hands on their shoulders, he finds it. Most girls I know who know him are like "ughhh, he's such a freakin' toucherrrr".. when I'm around him, I rag on him a little for being so touchy. He writes it off as me being jealous. Whatever toolbox.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
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C) Married guys like myself who have retired from the "game"
However, it is true that I never did have much game, but I have little regret, as I simply was never that kind of game playing guy.
So B)
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
Yea, I don't think it's as black and white as the A/B/C choices
That would be more like, black, white, and... red?
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
sorry doods, we gotta fix the ratio up a bit.
Originally Posted by calverson
Hey, there is an advantage to being sticky. Your thread is always at the top.
Are those Indonesians? Mawlries?
For some reason, I imagine IceEnclosure looking like this:
Might be the blue, I dunno.
Originally Posted by calverson
Guess which one I am:
Originally Posted by Laminar
Also, jumping pics are teh hott.
Originally Posted by calverson
I agree.
Guess which one I am:
We should have a pics of members thread.
(read that anyway you want)
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Originally Posted by Laminar
So B)
You are welcome to think whatever you want, it makes no difference to me.
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Originally Posted by calverson
We should have a pics of members thread.
(read that anyway you want)
There's one from a year or two ago. Feel free to start a new one if you want.
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Originally Posted by calverson
That would be more like, black, white, and... red?
oops. how about "cut and dry".
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Originally Posted by besson3c
You are welcome to think whatever you want, it makes no difference to me.
Who are you trying to convince, you or me?
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I really don't think besson cares, he was just pointing out what I was pointing out, that there's truly more choices to it than:
-Got game
-Don't got no game and you're a loser and can't get women
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Who are you trying to convince, you or me?
How is it possible to convince anybody of either point? This is purely empirical.
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
I really don't think besson cares, he was just pointing out what I was pointing out, that there's truly more choices to it than:
-Got game
-Don't got no game and you're a loser and can't get women
Which is why I used the word "majority" and not "all."
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Originally Posted by Laminar
Which is why I used the word "majority" and not "all."
So then why am I clumped into your B category for simply adding a category to your list?
This is boring.
Laminar, please share with us some crazy sex stories so that this thread is exciting again. Have you ever seen people openly having sex in public, completely unbothered by their surroundings?
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I have. I was in a club once and I walked into the bathroom, and this dude was doggy-stylin' it with some drunk bird.
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Originally Posted by Laminar
There's one from a year or two ago. Feel free to start a new one if you want.
There was even a gallery from that same thread. I’m too lazy to go search for it now (I need to buy groceries anyway), but it was made by awaspaas. I’ve got a similar thing going for a different forum (not perhaps very likely that people will care much about a random gallery of random unknown people, but what the hell) (and yes, I know it’s fugly, I just don’t care enough to redo it) (and yes, most of the pictures of me in there are jokes, or are meant to be at least).
Originally Posted by besson3c
Have you ever seen people openly having sex in public, completely unbothered by their surroundings?
In San Francisco, on the night of the Pride Parade, yeah. Walking up some steep hill (yeah, I know—steep hill in San Francisco, very specific), I walk past a guy getting a blowjob in a small recess between two houses.
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I'm in love.
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psh, a couple of friends and I watched a guy and girl, from start to finish, bang it out RIGHT NEXT TO US at the bar. AT the bar.
If anything, we stepped back a few feet.
At one point, I swear, the bartender was like "Hey if your girl needs to sleep maybe you should take her home" because her head was on the bar all sloppy like. They were both standing up, dude bringing up the rear.
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Originally Posted by OisÃn
In San Francisco, on the night of the Pride Parade, yeah. Walking up some steep hill (yeah, I know—steep hill in San Francisco, very specific), I walk past a guy getting a blowjob in a small recess between two houses.
And joined in?
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Originally Posted by Laminar
And joined in?
Nah, I was too slow, only really noticed it when I’d already passed them. I didn’t even get a picture (despite actually having my camera around my neck at the time).
I’m such a wuss.
(Oh, and that animated GIF was made by someone else [a Croatian girl, if memory serves], I can’t take credit for it.)
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Originally Posted by IceEnclosure
psh, a couple of friends and I watched a guy and girl, from start to finish, bang it out RIGHT NEXT TO US at the bar. AT the bar.
If anything, we stepped back a few feet.
At one point, I swear, the bartender was like "Hey if your girl needs to sleep maybe you should take her home" because her head was on the bar all sloppy like. They were both standing up, dude bringing up the rear.
Were they both sober? Attractive? That takes some balls...
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I once had sex in a lounge of a commune with some university student. There were people walking around the house, (it was about 3:30am) and someone walked in and switched on the TV, watched for about 2 minutes and walked out...
Edit: ...which was kind of annoying cause I don't like boning with Fox News in the background.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Have you ever seen people openly having sex in public, completely unbothered by their surroundings?
I take it, you have never been to a festival?
Hell, I have done it in public at a few times
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Originally Posted by Jens Peter
I take it, you have never been to a festival?
Hell, I have done it in public at a few times
No, I wouldn't know where to find such a thing in America... We are too puritanical here!
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Sex in public is great. As per the above, I have only done it once, but I have engaged in many other actions in public areas such as school, the beach, the movies, clubs, restaurants.
I once fingered this chick in a mall.
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How about in church? Anybody do something in there?
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Originally Posted by calverson
Sex in public is great. As per the above, I have only done it once, but I have engaged in many other actions in public areas such as school, the beach, the movies, clubs, restaurants.
I once fingered this chick in a mall.
You should totally get a gold star for that. I'm swooning with how amazingly fabulous you are.
WRT the people boning in the bar: I can't imagine doing that. I've done my share of making out in public, but I don't think I'd be up for clothing coming off in the middle of a public area.
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I suspect the skirt with no underwear angle was worked there.
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If I were a guy, though, I'm not sure I'd want to whip my wiener out in public all gung-ho and whatnot. Some penile exposure, no matter how minimal, would be necessary to do a girl in public.
Some people just have zero sense of common sense and decency. You gotta draw the line somewhere...
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
You gotta draw the line somewhere...
I'm more disturbed that the bar was cool with this.
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Originally Posted by Dakar V
I suspect the skirt with no underwear angle was worked there.
Have you seen the "underwear" that ladies seem to be wearing these days? Not enough fabric to put off a fight by any means.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
You should totally get a gold star for that. I'm swooning with how amazingly fabulous you are.
WRT the people boning in the bar: I can't imagine doing that. I've done my share of making out in public, but I don't think I'd be up for clothing coming off in the middle of a public area.
Isn't it kind of funny what sorts of level of clothing people are comfortable or uncomfortable with?
At a beach, a bikini is fair game. Walking through a bar or something, it would probably make most women feel uncomfortable. A bikini is basically just the same as wearing nothing but underwear, but I would bet that most women do not feel comfortable wearing nothing but underwear anywhere.
How about the thong? Many women are comfortable with making it known that they are wearing a thong, and many will show part of their thong, but not all of it. Maybe some would wear a thong-like bikini at the beach?
Why is it that that extra inch or two of fabric and the context makes all of the difference in the world? I'm not criticizing you Shif, because obviously it would be abnormal if it *didn't* concern you, but I think it is rather strange when you stop and think about it.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
You should totally get a gold star for that. I'm swooning with how amazingly fabulous you are.
You should see how totally good looking I am. PM me and we can get together. Publicly.
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Originally Posted by besson3c
Isn't it kind of funny what sorts of level of clothing people are comfortable or uncomfortable with?
At a beach, a bikini is fair game. Walking through a bar or something, it would probably make most women feel uncomfortable. A bikini is basically just the same as wearing nothing but underwear, but I would bet that most women do not feel comfortable wearing nothing but underwear anywhere.
How about the thong? Many women are comfortable with making it known that they are wearing a thong, and many will show part of their thong, but not all of it. Maybe some would wear a thong-like bikini at the beach?
Why is it that that extra inch or two of fabric and the context makes all of the difference in the world? I'm not criticizing you Shif, because obviously it would be abnormal if it *didn't* concern you, but I think it is rather strange when you stop and think about it.
It's actually pretty interesting to think about. My mom had a heart attack the first time I bought a two-piece swimming suit, even though it didn't show all that much more than a one-piece.
It's also one of the reasons why I don't think it's all that big of a deal if one of my male friends sees me changing my shirt. It's not like I'm going topless or anything.
Women who pull their thong straps up over the top of their jeans just look really trashy, IMO. They're doing it in order to hypersexualize themselves for men, which is just sad.
I do wonder sometimes about the culture shift between the United States and European countries. When I want to an all-inclusive resort in Mexico a few years, many of the European women went topless on the beach (although most put their bikini tops back on upon returning to the pool area). I just wonder when it became taboo in the U.S. (or when it became okay in Europe - I don't know which came first).
Originally Posted by calverson
You should see how good looking I am too. PM me and we can get together. Publicly.
Sorry. I don't have a fake tan, I have more than three brain cells, and I don't date little kids.
I have this ridiculous thing called self-respect. It's one of my major downfalls, I know.
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Originally Posted by shifuimam
Sorry. I don't have a fake tan,
Thats fine - how about a real tan?
Originally Posted by shifuimam
I have more than three brain cells,
Good, you will need them: you are going to need to remember to remind me to pull out.
Originally Posted by shifuimam
and I don't date little kids.
Wow, I said nothing about dating. You are getting too serious. Watch out, you might scare me away.
Originally Posted by shifuimam
I have this ridiculous thing called self-respect. It's one of my major downfalls, I know.
Nothing that a few drinks won't handle.
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Originally Posted by calverson
Wow, I said nothing about dating. You are getting too serious. Watch out, you might scare me away.
Would it make you feel better if I clarified and said that I don't fraternize in public with children such as yourself?
You concern me. Your attitude toward women is disgusting. You view them as objects to be conquered, as opposed to human beings with actual feelings. It's not a far stretch from joking about using alcohol to make a girl do what you want into actually using alcohol to manipulate her into doing what you want.
You need a serious reality check. Women are people, just like men. They deserve to be treated with respect. The only way that an empty one night stand is justifiable is if both people in are in full possession of their faculties - not where the man is using deception and manipulation to con a woman into getting into bed with him.
I'm sorry, but you need to grow up.
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